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You can be talking to someone and she'll be like, "Oh I made a silly mistake. Women don't deserve voting rights teehee." And you'll be like, "What." And she'll be like, "Oh I'm sorry! That must sound so bad out of context. No it's this Tiktok meme where, if you're a girl and you do something dumb, you say 'Women don't deserve voting rights teehee.'"

And you'll be like, "That sounds bad." And she'll be like, "No no. It's totally not that bad. It's just a meme. Men say it too. Like if a man does something silly he'll be like, 'I am like those women who do not deserve to vote.'" And you'll be like, "Does that make it better?" And she'll be like, "Well there was one guy who tried to make 'Men shouldn't vote' a popular meme. But it never caught on and also he got yelled at a lot."

And then you drop it there because like, you're harshing the vibe.

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a comic about different types of storytellers

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captcha

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If i may ask, why has your kid had a lawyer since birth?

Honestly, because I had unprotected sex with one

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we have to write poems in my creative writing certificate program, so I pieced something together from Belphie's medical reports

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i really like how the lineart came out so here it is on its own :>

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there are great, lumbering things in the dark. shapes indistinct with terrible potential. but they could be gay as fuck

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touch-starvation needs to be written with emphasis on the starving part. you are hungry to be touched. so hungry that even the very taste of it makes you nauseous. it has been long since anything has ever touched you, ever fed you - that your body has grown more used to that gnawing emptiness more than anything else. it's better for you to be held, to eat but it makes you sick to try. you know

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SOUND ON.

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worms eating worms

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next dynamic were sexualizing is that of a bull and a toreador

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In one of my film classes last semester we had to tell a story in 3 pictures for a mini assignment so my friend and I did this

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Ressian

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so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.

"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"

but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.

such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.

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being completely and utterly normal about the bombshell that just dropped

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