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Rotting Athena finally died

WOAH WOAH I WAS TRYING TO FORGET THIS BLOG EXISTED WHAT THE FUCK DID I MISS

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He looked at the Moly on top of the stool, then back at the Lotus eater.

"..Sorry, but I'll have to go to prison AGAIN if I give a child drugs, so I'm gonna have to refuse giving you any."

“hihihi hello” :D

“Where are my drugs. I know you have them.”

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"...How old are you???"

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“hihihi hello” :D

“Where are my drugs. I know you have them.”

🪷

"...How old are you???"

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Hermes, brother, do you still have moly? I have this little thing(lotus eater) on my island that demands I feed it drugs. In which I’m scared to see what happens if I don’t

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"Uh... I believe I keep a small stash somewhere around me, but I don't believe Moly is the best solution to theses problems. More than a single flower and it ends up bad." He muttered, sitting up and looking around in his pile of things inside his hoarding corner.

He smiled when he found the Moly, tossing it to Athena. "There!"

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“You should hit him again. See how durable his head is.” Kay chimed up outta just- nowhere

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"You know, I WOULD. But I just spent like four months trapped in a cell for all the bullshit I pulled in Ithaca." Ah, good times.

"But I like the way you think, kid. Your parents must be proud"

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He laughed once more, he really needed to figure out when he sounds sarcastic or not. "I'm just joking, calm down. I won't lay a finger on him unless he initiates the fight."

”TROY. WHAT DID YOU DO TO ASTRO?! ARE YOU JEALOUS OR SOMETHING?!”

"Please, I never get jealous!" He laughed.

"...okay, maybe I do. But not this time! I just feel like talking to him, and I thought that was a proper introduction."

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"We'll see if I remember those words, dawling~"

”TROY. WHAT DID YOU DO TO ASTRO?! ARE YOU JEALOUS OR SOMETHING?!”

"Please, I never get jealous!" He laughed.

"...okay, maybe I do. But not this time! I just feel like talking to him, and I thought that was a proper introduction."

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Should’ve hit him with a metal bat

C’mon, child of death, he won’t be too different if he dies

"Yes, yes, I'm still disappointed in myself for doing so." He sighed mourningly

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"Uh... thank you?"

This was awkward, he was expecting a weirder reaction. Oh yeah, he just remembered WHY he did that-

"Right? My reason- name's Hermes! Ex messenger God, known thief who's stolen like half of Ithaca." He laughed, examining the bat to make sure it was all clean. "I'd like to talk to you about one of my friends. I'm pretty sure you're familiar with Maggie?"

"Think fast! Or don't, Dawling. Makes it easier for me." Someone had called out from behind before throwing a baseball bat directly at Astro, hitting him on the head and making him fall on the floor.

The one who threw it rushed over and picked it up. "Alright, still in good enough condition for tomorrow's stealing..."

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*slowly gets up, wiping the blood* I hope my father doesn’t curse you for that

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"Hey! Children of Hades are tough. Trust me, he can take it." This man has no sense of right or wrong dude

"I was planning on using the metal bat but that would have killed him..."

”TROY. WHAT DID YOU DO TO ASTRO?! ARE YOU JEALOUS OR SOMETHING?!”

"Please, I never get jealous!" He laughed.

"...okay, maybe I do. But not this time! I just feel like talking to him, and I thought that was a proper introduction."

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"Oh- no need! Uncle Hades and I get along very well, I've been to the Underworld plenty of times in the past... four thousand years? I think...?"

Alright, he'd have to keep that all in mind. Hades hopefully wouldn't get too mad at him for beating up his son... hopefully.

"Think fast! Or don't, Dawling. Makes it easier for me." Someone had called out from behind before throwing a baseball bat directly at Astro, hitting him on the head and making him fall on the floor.

The one who threw it rushed over and picked it up. "Alright, still in good enough condition for tomorrow's stealing..."

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*slowly gets up, wiping the blood* I hope my father doesn’t curse you for that

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”TROY. WHAT DID YOU DO TO ASTRO?! ARE YOU JEALOUS OR SOMETHING?!”

"Please, I never get jealous!" He laughed.

"...okay, maybe I do. But not this time! I just feel like talking to him, and I thought that was a proper introduction."

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"Hmm?" He cocked his head as if he literally didn't just commit a crime (seriously dude get it together.) "And who may your father be, Astro?"

"Think fast! Or don't, Dawling. Makes it easier for me." Someone had called out from behind before throwing a baseball bat directly at Astro, hitting him on the head and making him fall on the floor.

The one who threw it rushed over and picked it up. "Alright, still in good enough condition for tomorrow's stealing..."

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*slowly gets up, wiping the blood* I hope my father doesn’t curse you for that

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He giggled. "I just wanna talk to him!"

Sure, he didn't know where the boy lived. But he was ex God of Travels and roads for a reason, right? He slowly began walking away.

”Troy? I wanted to talk to you and it’s VERY serious.”

"Yeah, just give me a minute, dawling!"

He smiled, putting away the stuff he'd manage to steal away. Today was a strangely successful day for him in terms of luck, surely nothing could go wrong!

He looked back at Maggie. "Alright- what's it you wanted to tell me?"

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"Alright, I'll keep that in mind!"

He grabs a- wait, why the fuck did he grab a baseball bat.

"We'll have to catch up more later! Goodbye~"

”Troy? I wanted to talk to you and it’s VERY serious.”

"Yeah, just give me a minute, dawling!"

He smiled, putting away the stuff he'd manage to steal away. Today was a strangely successful day for him in terms of luck, surely nothing could go wrong!

He looked back at Maggie. "Alright- what's it you wanted to tell me?"

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He nodded. "Of course! Still friends."

He then paused for a moment. "But if I may ask, who's the new guy? IF IT'S A GUY, I don't judge!"

”Troy? I wanted to talk to you and it’s VERY serious.”

"Yeah, just give me a minute, dawling!"

He smiled, putting away the stuff he'd manage to steal away. Today was a strangely successful day for him in terms of luck, surely nothing could go wrong!

He looked back at Maggie. "Alright- what's it you wanted to tell me?"

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he laughed.

"Oh you- you thought i'd-...?" He continued to laugh, forcing himself to stop. "Dawling, unlike my brothers or my father, if you'd like to go there. I don't tend to force myself upon women."

He smiled. "I appreciate you telling me, however. I'd have had a much worse reaction if I figured it out for myself."

”Troy? I wanted to talk to you and it’s VERY serious.”

"Yeah, just give me a minute, dawling!"

He smiled, putting away the stuff he'd manage to steal away. Today was a strangely successful day for him in terms of luck, surely nothing could go wrong!

He looked back at Maggie. "Alright- what's it you wanted to tell me?"