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giggling at this idea i just thought of but would u consider... hear me out... mk1 johnny finding out that reader has a body pillow of him? like those anime ones but bcs he's a celebrity, someone made one of him too 💀 & reader secretly bought it and tried to hide it/deny it but johnny sees all fr fr

i wrote this and then it got DELETED i almost cried

johnny cage > superfan

johnny never visited your place, but now he sees why.

notes: the way i used to unironically have a bodypillow of a character i'd rather die than admit... this hits so close to home

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you and johnny were an unlikely pair in the grand scheme of things. you were a toned down worker in your own field while his face was plastered on every billboard, magazine, and teenage girl's home screens. at the end of the day, though, you were both humans in love and that's all that genuinely mattered.

johnny's arm that was slung around you as you two cuddled on his couch shakes you back to reality.

"you know what's funny?" he suddenly brings up, closing the tiktoks you were watching together. "we always come to my place. never yours. i've only ever seen the inside when i pick you up."

there wasn't a hint of annoyance or accusatory language in his voice; he was curious. as he typically is.

"i don't know," you shrug nonchalantly, hoping to get the topic over with. "your place is nicer." this was entirely true. despite downsizing after his divorce and other events he has yet to disclose to you, he still had a truly nice home. it radiated the energy of a celebrity without needing the size, but was just homey enough for you to spend your nights there when you felt like it.

"so?" his eyebrow quirks up.

"so, it's better to hang out here. my apartment isn't all that exciting, not a lot of room to do much."

"but it's the person that excites me," he replies quickly, kissing your forehead. "plus, all we usually do is sit on my couch here. what's the difference of doing it there?"

as your mouth opens and closes to try and dismiss the subject, johnny turns to face you completely with a beaming grin.

"can i come over tomorrow?" he asks, like it's your first date with him. his eyes are bright, like a kid asking for permission from his mother. you couldn't even bring yourself to look him in the eyes as you swallow hard. there wasn't necessarily a true reason to not have him over, but preparing for his arrival would take a considerable amount of effort to... redecorate. finally, you nod with a sheepish smile, and johnny plants a slap-like kiss to your lips as a thank you.

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the following morning, you were throwing your piles and piles of collectibles into boxes and shoving them into your closet. the replica of his brass knuckles or figurines of ninja mime had to go before he arrived. johnny couldn't know that on top of being his girlfriend, you were a fan. and not just any fan, a superfan. every piece of evidence had to be thrown into a corner lest you face his endless prodding and teasing. besides, even if he was a celebrity, he probably didn't expect his partner to have such belongings. it felt... wrong. but even still, you couldn't help but support him in his works!

a knock at the door makes you visibly jump as you're kicking the last of the merch under your couch. wiping your hands, you race to the front door and take a deep breath, making sure you plugged in your wall scents and lit your candles. you swing it open and johnny peeks his head in, glancing around with his typical grin. he puts his sunglasses atop his head to adjust to the indoor lighting, a curious glint in his eye.

"i don't know what you were talking about," johnny finally says, hands on his hips. "it's nice here. quaint."

"i think that's just calling me poor politely," you reply as you fight a smirk. johnny tenses up, already apologetic before you reach up to kiss his check. "i'm teasing, dear. now what?"

"a movie?"

"not one of yours."

"we didn't even finish citizen cage last time!"

you roll your eyes at his puppy-like stare. you immediately cave in with a huff. as his own version of a thank you, johnny swoops over and picks you up, sure to support your ass more than your thighs as they wrap around his waist. he shoots you a devious grin, as if to say "i can't help it!"

you're playfully tossed onto the couch, and you have just enough time to chuck a throw pillow in his direction as he heads toward your bedroom.

"i'm stealing your comforter," he announces. "since i don't see a regular blanket around here." you gulp, remembering your johnny cage themed throw blanket that once laid on that very couch. thankfully, it's buried under your other laundry.

"not everyone has blankets for every occasion!" you shout back, settling into your new spot and allocating space for his large body. that is, until you hear eruptive laughter come from your room. of course it was johnny, but the laugh was so hysterical, so out of character, you partially wondered if he had gotten possessed. "babe?" as you're about to rise from your spot, johnny responds in an unusually high pitched voice, strained from the cackling.

"why do you have this?!" his grin is audible, dripping from his upward inflection. your stomach drops, but you try to play dumb in case it's not what you expect.

"have what?" your voice is low, unwilling to give anything away. your question is answered when johnny emerges from the hallway, holding up your dakimakura with one hand, slung around its painted shoulder.

your face heats up in record time. it's a drawing - a realistic one - of johnny, laying down. the other side features the same, except blushing and only in boxers. you must have forgot to fully hide it, and left it on your bed like a fool. and what a fool you were for thinking a simple blanket would conceal it. times like these you wish you could afford a throw blanket to bury yourself in it and hope he'd go away.

"if you wanted me in your bed, you could've just asked," he giggles to himself, admiring the possession. "hey, at least they got my features right."

"please put that away before i die of embarrassment," you quietly beg, voice muffled by your head in your hands.

"really though, doll," johnny's smile doesn't disappear, just lessens. "why, of all things, do you own a bodypillow of me?"

"it was limited edition," you mutter. "the artist put it on sale."

"limited edition? you're a collector?"

shit. you sold yourself.

"maybe."

"collector of what?"

"...paraphernalia."

"i could deduce that. i won't judge you, honey." he kneels down to meet your level, putting his hands on your knees as he sets the pillow down beside you.

"i, uh... i collect things. related to you." johnny's face freezes, lip twitching in amusement as you continue to defend yourself. "i'm not weird about it, though."

"except for the pillow."

"50% went to charity!"

"touché. don't worry about it, sugar," johnny kisses your forehead. "there are worse things to collect. if anything, you're pretty lucky to have a famous boyfriend. lots of stuff to collect. you want one of my shirts? i'll sign it for you—"

"enough, enough," you giggle, swatting your hands at nothing. "this is already mortifying for me. you should see the rest—" you stop in your tracks, smile dropping in an instant.

"there's more?" as he asks, you two stare at each other in disbelief. and before you could react, he darts off to your bedroom, pushing himself off of the wall as he nearly runs into it. you shout-laugh as you follow after him.

"JOHNNY!" as you turn the corner to stand in your bedroom doorway, johnny charges at you and slings you over his shoulder. all you can do is half-resist his grip as he swings your closet door open. your legs kick against his body, and you're slapping his back. "DON'T LOOK!!"

"i can't not look!" he protests, patting your ass playfully. his hand falls to his hip as he inspects your crammed closet just as his grin widens once more. "is that a life-size ninja mime cutout?"

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I really want johnny cage to kiss my hand and then kiss up my arm LIKE ARGHHH MORTICA ADAMS AND GOMEZ!!!!!!!?

He would so hold me down and kiss up my arms and intimately kiss my wrists too before holding them in one hand and then give me a peck<3

And its just super domestic n fluffy^^ ESPECIALLY IF ITS OLDER MK11!!!!N WE HIS LIL BOO god i love older men

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Idk why i made this

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various sillyposting + floating Tomas head

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🍓 kencageblade strawberry trio 🍓

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Thinking of a regressor reader who transports to the next mk timeline everytime they die in a year wayy back from when they die (if that makes sense). Them being the sole existence in all of the mk timelines and avoiding getting too close to any of the mk characters because they're aware it will only hurt for them in the end.

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International Love is not the only song that suits him

(his champion outfit😫)

Credit: rvddlepen on TikTok

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both drawings kinda suck, hope to get better so that my posts look at least decent :)

(took me like 30 minutes just to choose if to post this ugly looking sketches or not)

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𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐊𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍𝐒 𝐌𝐊1 | 𝐒𝐔𝐆𝐀𝐑 𝐌𝐎𝐌𝐌𝐘!𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐋 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐂𝐄𝐏𝐓

TW: age gap, sugar!relationship, milf sindel, gn reader, power play, switch!sindel, v!sex, mommykink, use of sex toys, fingering, riding!face, overstimulation, oral ( f!re ), smut, praise.

SUGAR MOMMY!SINDEL - Who met you when you first visited her castle with other local servants, you were looking for a job and she found you adorable, looking you up and down, wanting to make you embarrassed on purpose.

SUGAR MOMMY!SINDEL - Who will slowly seduce you with her friendliness and cordiality, telling you how beautiful and polite you are, asking you what kind of adorable little creature you are and why you are there.

SUGAR MOMMY!SINDEL - Who will make you a friendly proposal, for you to keep her company in exchange for money, you will only need to take care of a few things, such as combing her hair, helping with makeup, choosing her clothes for party days and sleeping with her on lonely nights.

SUGAR MOMMY!SINDEL - Who likes to spoil you with large amounts of money daily, expensive gold-plated jewelry, diamond rings, necklaces and high-class clothes, all custom made for you.

SUGAR MOMMY!SINDEL - That makes you give small innocent kisses on her lips, sweet kisses that taste like the most expensive Edenian wine, while her hands rest on your chin, connecting your lips even more with hers.

SUGAR MOMMY!SINDEL - Who is jealous of anyone who gets too close to you, wrapping you in her arms in a tight hug, while placing your nose between her breasts - the smell of fresh lavender and soap was something warm, making you blush as she tangled her fingers in your hair, with a territorial look on you, marking you as hers.

SUGAR MOMMY!SINDEL - Who rides your face practically all day long, calling you a good boy/good girl for sucking her pussy so well, saying she'll spoil you with expensive gifts if you make her cum. "-Yes... my darling... just like that.. oh fuck- you're so good! Make mommy cum please.!"

SUGAR MOMMY!SINDEL - Who buys vibrators and sex toys for the two of you to use together, she loves using vibrators on you while you finger fuck her, she controls every strong or weak vibration in your core, making you overstimulated... and she won't stop until make you beg "-Come on baby... just use words, tell mommy sindel what you want..."

SUGAR MOMMY!SINDEL - Who likes to see you whimper and beg to cum while she fingers your cute hole, or fucks you with a strapon while you suck on the empress's soft and full breasts, making her moan and smile, stroking your hair. "-Not yet my little pearl, you'll only earn the money if you can hold on a little longer, okay? You'll only cum when mommy lets you."

𝓪𝓵𝓵 𝓻𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽𝓼 𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓮𝓭 ©𝔂𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓻𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓵 2024. 𝓭𝓸 𝓷𝓸𝓽 𝓬𝓸𝓹𝔂, 𝓻𝓮𝓹𝓸𝓼𝓽 𝓸𝓻 𝓽𝓻𝓪𝓷𝓼𝓵𝓪𝓽𝓮

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Can people stop making Bi-han a misogynist in their fanfics(if you do it for plot why lol) when canonically he recruits a woman.(does anyone have an idea who "she" is)

Yes I know this is bare minimum and he said he wouldn't allow female lin kuei as noob saibot but this is a new timeline.

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Mk1 Women NSFW headcanons part 1

contains: kitana, nitara, ashrah

warnings: oh god..uhh a bunch of unhinged shit. degradation, scissoring, pussy drunk reader, period sex mentioned, spanking, just pussy all over the place.

a/n: i just thought i should make this since some women from mk1 don’t get enough love…or smut. enjoy.

kitana:

-definitely a dom but sometimes a switch

-she’s loves you, and wants to show you how much she does.

-by sucking the soul out of your clit.

-she acts so serious in public, but behind closed doors she freaky asf

-she LOVES teasing, and will continuously tease you just cuz she wants to

-as the post by: @joelstoes said she definitely speeds up when you want her to slow down when she fucks you

-will ride your face for a long ass time over stimulating herself

-she has made you wear vibrating panties before…

-has DEFINITELY sent you nudes while you were out

-if you’re in control, get prepared

-god her moans sound like heaven on earth

-her pussy taste so good you can’t get enough of it

-ofc y’all be scissoring all the time

-mommy kink.

-shes calls you mommy and you call her mommy

-god i need her

nitara:

-blood kink.

-i mean, cmon.

-LOVES period sex idc what anyone says!

-definitely will lick you every where all over your body omg

-like imagine her tongue licking up your folds slowly…

-THAT

-she fucks you good and fast

-has rode your thigh before and came all over it

-that pussy of hers is deadly

-you get addicted to it.

-seriously.

-eats you out so good and forces you to take it

-she loves your boobs for some reason

-even if you don’t have big breast she loves them

-LOVES to flick your clit and tease

-one time, she was so horny that she just ripped off everything you had on in one swift motion

-she won’t want you to dom her immediately into the relationship, but maybe after a while.

ashrah:

-gosh she’s beautiful

-and so is her love for you

-she doms 99% of the time

-her voice tho- imagine it moaning you’re name as you touch her

-if you’re out in public, she’ll literally eye fuck you

-this is 50/50 but she might spank you

-only as a punishment tho

-she’s so good at tongue kissing you

-and tongue fucking you

-definitely a slow sex enjoyer mostly

-but if she’s mad you better be prepared not to walk for some days

-can fuck you from behind so roughly

-loves to kiss your folds and clit

-“such a good little darling.”

-she’s says stuff like that

-if you eat her out, she’ll love you forever.

-ask her to ride your face, just do it.

-you get so pussy drunk with her i promise

-she’ll make sure you cum

it’s a whole 1:40 in the morning but fuck it we ball

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MK1 boys (you choose) react to their fem s/o casually wearing an mk9 outfit? I feel like they wouldn’t be used to it like their previous counterparts lol

Johnny Cage: -He just stands there. He was walking towards you, but stops, foot still hanging in the air. -You can hear the gears in his brain going like crazy…is that smoke coming out from his ears? -Is his brain working for the first time after such a long vacation?? -"Heyyy~" Johnny is back, sliding towards you, his hand on your shoulder. -Nono, he is back to normal. -"Wanna come in my room? I have beautiful mirrors to take some cool ass photos" He says, playing with the string of your uniform. -You won't be able to post anything of what you shoot.

Kung Lao: -A smile from one ear to the other, brain cells already shutting down. -"Well, look at how hot you are-" his hands land on your hips, sliding slowly up and down "do you have plans for today?" "It's my new combat suit! I'll have to go to Outworld with Liu Kang to defeat an enemy army." "…What?" -His brain cells start to work again… -"You can't go to war with such a skimpy armour!" "Why not? I know how to defend myself!" "You don't know what could happen! There is no layer to defend yourself! Plus, what are you going to do? Hope to give them a boner so they can't think straight?" His voice an octave higher, rising at each word he says. -Now it's your turn to smile wide, for once it's nice to be able to tease your boyfriend.

Tomas Vrbada: -"What do you think? I think it suits me nicely." "…" -It does, it suits you incredibly nice, but Tomas can just nod, a blush starting to cover the apple of his cheeks, a pillow stable on his lap. -"Would you like to touch it? I think the material is really nice." You say, sitting next to him on the sofa. "What material?" Tomas would like to ask, there is almost nothing covering you, and the more he looks, the more of your physique he notices. -"You know what, I think it would look even better on the floor." "You are full of knowledge" Tomas thinks, but again, he just nods, already pushing your back against the soft pillows of his sofa.

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what if the mk1 men were down bad for you…

upon seeing you walk into the room, johnny cage flexes his muscles ever so slightly and suddenly he’s telling the funniest story in the world to whoever he was already speaking to. he wants to catch your eye and gain your attention so badly. for you, he would make himself look like a fool. only as long as you look his way and give him even a slightest bit of attention, he’s satisfied.

when kuai liang notices you nearby, his entire body feels as if it’s on fire and he immediately worries about his appearance. does he look good? is his hair neatly tied up? he would make an attempt to approach you as soon as he got the chance, and try to strike up a conversation with you. if he didn’t at least say “hi,” he would feel like a fool for missing a great opportunity to engage in a conversation with you.

bi-han pretends he isn’t staring at you every time you’re in a room together. he is the grandmaster of the lin kuei, he must not engage in a romantic relationship. but he can’t help but feel his dark, cold heart light on fire at the sight of you. he yearns to go up to you and say something every time he sees you, but he holds back and settles for just admiring your looks from afar.

tomas vrbada is not afraid of showing his affection towards you. he believes that everyone should make the most of their limited lives, so he is very open about his advances towards you. the problem is, he’s a bit awkward and his efforts come across as more anxious than flirtacious. he would give himself a small pep talk before he talks to you, and he would be full of confidence and hope that the interaction would go well. but he would end up stammering or messing up his words when he speaks to you, and then he would just give up and run away. (he went to johnny for some advice after his mess-up, and it still didn’t work.)

zeffeero doesn’t think of himself as someone deserving of love. when he sees you close by, his heart beats fast and his face feels as if it’s on fire. he knows he has feelings for you, but he resists the urge to make a move. he could if he wanted to. but he doesn’t think he deserves to be joyful and in love after everything he’s done. he just hopes that someday you’ll be happy with someone that deserves you. he desperately wishes it could be him, but the last thing he wants is your sanity or reputation ruined in a relationship with him.

it’s very obvious that syzoth has feelings for you. his tail would sway from side to side, and his eyes would brighten as soon as they fell on you. he listens intently every time you open your mouth, and he never interrupts you when you are speaking. but he doesn’t exactly understand how humans court each other, so he would express his feelings in his own endearing way. for example, he gives you little gifts, similar to offerings. but they’d usually be shiny objects he thought was pretty and it reminded him of you.

raiden is so kind and humble, that he leads you to think his affection is strictly platonic. he’s been staring at you all day? oh, you probably just have something on your face and he’s too nice to let you know. he gave you a gift? he’s so generous, he probably does that with all his friends. no matter what he does to try to hint at his feelings for you, you would assume you weren’t special and he probably does it with everyone else he is acquainted with. he could even confess his love to you and you would just be confused on whether or not he meant it platonically or romantically.

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FLAWLESS VICTORY!

Johnny and Kirby went ahead and killed that guy. 😞

Someone suggested under my Steven Universe meme post that I draw the follow up with another comfort character (Jamil). Sorry it had to end this way Jam

Cut below for bloody versions (double sorry Jam)