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jeez. um. how do i be supportive of his choices without being weird or sounding pervy?

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alright. that makes sense...

if my grandpa entered my room at night and "childproofed" me, id have a lot of questions to ask him bro

i mean, um. im curious what he did. it would honestly be, pretty nice to have a full list of everything hes done to my body?

but, uh. i trust my grandpa. i dont think he would have done anything bad. he doesnt have to come in and do that stuff while im asleep, he can just. ask me to come down to the garage next time.

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i wouldnt whine or squirm around or anything as long as it didnt hurt!

if my grandpa entered my room at night and "childproofed" me, id have a lot of questions to ask him bro

i mean, um. im curious what he did. it would honestly be, pretty nice to have a full list of everything hes done to my body?

but, uh. i trust my grandpa. i dont think he would have done anything bad. he doesnt have to come in and do that stuff while im asleep, he can just. ask me to come down to the garage next time.

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if my grandpa entered my room at night and "childproofed" me, id have a lot of questions to ask him bro

i mean, um. im curious what he did. it would honestly be, pretty nice to have a full list of everything hes done to my body?

but, uh. i trust my grandpa. i dont think he would have done anything bad. he doesnt have to come in and do that stuff while im asleep, he can just. ask me to come down to the garage next time.

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does it ever get awkward seeing your grandfather flirt and make sexual jokes with his anons? i cant imagine thats nice to see...

oh man, you dont know my grandpa that well, do you? he flirts like that everywhere, all the time. he hooks up with someone at least once per adventure. this is like, nothing.

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do you have a Jessica in your universe? If so, how do you feel about her?

oh, yeah! i used to be really into her. she moved away a couple months ago. we text a lot, and weve flirted a bit before, but we decided that a long distance thing wasnt really worth the effort. were still decent friends though!

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what would your fursona be? you can say dog that’s too basic

im assuming you mean that i cant say dog?

hm... lets see. maybe a bunny? ooh, or a koala!

what about you, lucky?

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I assume your Rick hasn't taken you to the Citadel yet?

no, not yet. he said there was no getting out of it but hes been dragging his feet a lot.

we havent gone on an adventure in a little while, unfortunately. my rick really is kind of a homebody.

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Being into the just starting to be monstrous other mother makes snese, she's scary in a horny way

yes, you get it! powerful, intimidating, otherworldly, exactly.

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Iykyk

i... dont know, actually. what the fuck does this mean???

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are we all not just furries yet to create fursonas?

so true... absolute WISDOM!!!!

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Hey, you travel with Rick all over the galaxy, right? Which planet had the best fast food, and what was it?

hm... thats a really hard one. weve had so many cool foods!!!

i guess id have to say the desiderium diner was my favorite. im not sure what thosw purple dumplings were, but they were so sweet and spicy and just, it was like all these different flavors somehow coexisting without clashing against each other, it was spectacular!

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which. which. which version of the other mother.

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when shes not completely monstrous and spidery yet, but still, uh, very much nonhuman.

that sure was a weird nightmare... slash wet dream...

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sorry ive been slacking so much on answering asks! i just typed up an answer to everything thats been sitting in my inbox, so if youve been waiting for something, its queued now and should be up sometime in the next couple days!

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what about your taste in women? if you even like them, that is. youve talked about silver foxes, but youve only mentioned dudes!

i do like women!! my taste in women so far has been... more traditional, i guess. ive been exploring my interest in men more since its a newer discovery.

although now that you mention it, uh. you know the other mother in coraline?

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Heya. Have you ever lived in the citadel? Is @smartestmammal your original rick?

no, ive never lived in the citadel! and, yeah, hes my rick, as far as i know. ever since he crashed into the garage.

i mean. i really really hope hes my original rick. i guess, um, i dunno, hes the rick ive always known, and gotten close to. and hes decently nice to the family and stuff. is it a planetary mindset to care about whether hes my original or not if he treats us well?