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artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

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No no you're right about this

Anywho. List of things i want if we ever get worm merch:

- Jack Slash body pil-

(I am hit by a brick)

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how’s that house that raised you?

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Since watering means giving something water but milking means extracting milk from something that must means that water's default is to give but milk's default is to take. So water must be inherently kind while milk is cruel

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Taking away the cancer part takes away the hotness

Like look at vape mfs they look lame asf

we need non cancerous cigarettes to give to women so they look hot. men get the normal kind

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Damn I never thought about it that way

Turning it over in my head rn

Do you think him ranting about baby photos and happy memories were him telling himself that the kid he remembers doesn't matter with what's at stake?

do you ever think about the fact that when zuko was pressuring aang about killing ozai, he himself was coming to terms with probably having to kill azula too

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natsumi schwartz slayed so hard she caused a magnitude 10 cuntquake and formed the continent of motherlandia

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Can I be Cinderella just for tonight?

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The Dallons!

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What

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Jetko has so much potential for the most toxic dynamic ever I love it

Jetko be like. Are they healthy? No. Do they like each other? Debatable. Can they get over their problems? Not unless both of them get really cool with a lot of stuff really quick. Will I die on this hill? Yes, absolutely.

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Oooooh so that's why people keep getting mad at me

I don't know who needs to hear this, but when you start nitpicking the metaphor, neurotypical people interpret it as you disagreeing with the point that they're making. If someone says "there's no more reason to do that to a child than there'd be reason to do that to a horse", and you go "actually, in extremely rare singular case circumstances, it's okay to do that to a horse", they assume that you also mean that there are extremely rare singular case circumstances where you think it' be ok to do that to a child.

They interpret you nitpicking the way they worded what they say as you disagreeing with what they're saying.

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If someone decides to split me into 2 people I hope my split halves make the rational choice and fuck each other instead of doing whatever the fuck it was rose was doing.

Really how much simpler would roses life have been if she simply took a moment to consider that maybe she should Not Do That.

The atrocious decision making is what I love about her tho.

She tries to be smart but just... isn't.

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shoutout to offputting autistic people