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motionlesshouse
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motionlesshouse · 6 hours ago
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House MD | 4x12 Don't Ever Change
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motionlesshouse · 11 hours ago
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My needs/wants for the lost boys musical in order of most plausible to least plausible
Buckle up boys, it’s a long one
Dwayne, Paul, and Marko get more lines
A diverse cast but specifically non-white actors for Dwayne and Star
An actual child plays laddie, boy, or girl; if it’s not a Les Jacob’s situation, I don’t want it
Lore, I want to know why Grandpa knows about the vampires and doesn’t say anything. I want to know which year the boys were turned. I want to know where Star came from
Fake blood—this better be the goriest musical I’ve ever seen
Full hippie star: I want it to look like she just stepped out of Woodstock. I will also accept if they made her a really beachy surfer chick (her original character)
Edgar better have the same voice; it’s hated by many, not me though. Please, guys, he’s a stupid teenage boy doing a Rambo impression
Cry Little Sister better be played at least once. I’ll take a cover, I’ll take a new twist, but I want to hear it
MOTORCYCLES, listen. I don’t expect them to have 4-5 real vehicles on stage, but if I don’t hear a motorcycle noise in that sound design, I will tweak
Markos's jacket STAYS; they can make some minor changes, they can even crop it if they want, but I need that jacket on stage
minimum variation from the boys' movie costume, not as strict as Markos's jacket, but I love their costuming in the movies so much
Long hair for the boys; I would rather die than watch Dwayne walk onto that stage with a crew cut or something. The shortest I’ll go (besides for David) is shoulder length
Sam gets the most costume changes; every time he comes back on stage, he’s wearing something new and more obnoxiously colored than the last
Bring the shirtless saxophone player back; his name is Tim Capello. He’s still alive; I assume he still plays. I need him there
These bitches better fly; I want to see some wired harnesses
If they end up genderswapping the frog brothers (it’s been talked about in every new adaptation they go to make), I NEED their names to be Agatha and Christie
No one gets cut or added for that part. I despise when musicals cut an important character because they have less lines or prevalence (i.e., Randy in the Outsiders musical)
And as mentioned in my other post
Ben Tyler Cook for Marko: TRUST there is a vision
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motionlesshouse · 22 hours ago
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i need to pet David like a fucking cat so bad and let him bite my wrist when i stop petting him for not even a milisecond <3
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motionlesshouse · 22 hours ago
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TLB David Fluff Alphabet
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A ctivities - What do they like to do with their s/o? How do they spend their free time with them?
He'd like to cuddle you while in the cave, usually while y'all are alone and out of view of the rest of the boys. He'd probably like it if you'd sit in his lap. That way he can easily admire you.
B eauty - What do they admire about their s/o? What do they think is beautiful about them?
David admires all of you, but he definitely admires your eyes the most. He loves just looking into your eyes as you two cuddle or when you're in his lap.
C omfort - How would they help their s/o when they feel down/have a panic attack etc.?
I don't think he's good with his own emotions, so I don't think he'll do the best with helping you out. That doesn't mean he won't try to help/comfort you. He'll definitely do what you ask of him but it won't be the best out there.
D reams - How do they picture their future with their s/o?
He will want to have you turned into a vampire in the near future, but he probably doesn't have a very detailed plan for the distant future.
E qual - Are they the dominant one in the relationship, or rather passive?
David is DEFINETLY the dominant one in the relationship. I mean he'll let you be a bit dominant in the relationship every once in a while, but for most of the time, it's him.
F ight - Would they be easy to forgive their s/o? How are they fighting?
If it's play fighting, he'll forgive you pretty easily. If it's actual fighting, it'll depend on what y'all had been fighting about. David will be mad at you and won't forgive you for at most a day. He'd usually forgive you within 24 hours. You would have to had piss him off really bad to make him take longer to forgive you.
G ratitude - How grateful are they in general? Are they aware of what their s/o is doing for them?
I feel like David is aware of what you're doing for him. He will give a slight thanks in some kind of way usually but he won't go all out to thank you. If he can tell that you really need him to then he definitely will.
H onesty - Do they have secrets they hide from their s/o? Or do they share everything?
David keeps his fair share of secrets. He's not the type of person to share a whole lot about himself unless you ask. Even if you ask, there will still probably be somethings that he keeps from you, especially if he feels that it's necessary.
I nspiration - Did their s/o change them somehow, or the other way around? Like trying out new things or helped them overcome personal problems?
David becomes softer and softer the longer the relationship goes on. He's pretty much the same but his personality becomes softer.
J ealousy - Do they get jealous easily? How do they deal with it?
David can get very, very jealous. You'll kind of have to stop him from acting on his urges from when he gets jealous. When gets very jealous, he'll probably end up killing someone.
K iss - Are they a good kisser? What was the first kiss like?
David is a GREAT kisser. Due to being a vampire, he'll definitely have years of experience with kisses. The first kiss was great even if you don't have any experience with kissing because he'll know what to do.
L ove Confession - How would they confess to their s/o?
He'll probably have seen you on the board walk and got you to hang out with him and the boys in the cave. He would eventually pull what he did with Michael in the movie. Or he just convinces you to turn into a vampire possibly with the help of the boys.
M arriage - Do they want to get married? How do they propose? What would the marriage be like?
With David, he loves you but he doesn't feel the need to get married. He's a vampire, potentially you too, so y'all will live forever. Why would you need to put it on paper? The only reason he'd consider getting married is because you want to get married.
N icknames - What do they call their s/o?
David would call you things like sweetheart, dove, angel.
O n Cloud Nine - What are they like when they are in love? Is it obvious for others? How do they express their feelings?
To the boys, it'll be obvious that he's in love. It won't really be obvious when you're first meeting him. It definitely isn't obvious to strangers unless y'all are actively partaking in PDA.
P DA - Are they upfront about their relationship? Do they brag with their s/o in front of others? Or are they rather shy to kiss etc. when others are watching?
David definitely doesn't mind showing simple PDA like having his arm around you and what not. But with more intimate acts of affection, he'll want to keep that stuff more private.
Q uirk - Some random ability they have that's beneficial in a relationship.
He's a vampire and if he can turn you to a vampire, he'll take you out to do fun things and help you be able to enjoy more things.
R omance - How romantic are they? What would they do to make their s/o happy? Cliché or rather creative?
David isn't super romantic but he'll definitely do what he needs to do to see you happy. If he has to kill someone, he'll most likely do it.
S upport - Are they helping their s/o achieve their goals? Do they believe in them?
He doesn't show a whole ton of emotion but deep down, he'll be proud of your achievements and goals. I don't think he'd help out too much unless you'd ask. He'd probably give some words of encouragement.
T hrill - Do they need to try out new things to spice out your relationship? Or do they prefer a certain routine?
The fact that he also has the boys and lives in a cave near the board walk, I think y'all will have enough to keep y'alls relationship fun. But he might want something new to change things up for every so often.
U nderstanding - How good do they know their partner? Are they empathetic?
Like I said before, he's not the best with emotions, but he's definitely trying to understand. He can understand in some circumstances but not always. He definitely is trying because he wants to have this relationship and because he loves you.
V alue - How important is the relationship to them? What is it’s worth in comparison to other things in their life?
The relationship is pretty important to him. If he didn't really care for the relationship that he has with you then, he would have already killed you.
W ild Card - A random Fluff Headcanon.
He will like spoiling you. Usually stealing the stuff instead of buying it.
X OXO - Are they very affectionate? Do they love to kiss and cuddle?
He's usually very affectionate in private but not so much in public. In public, he'll usually have his arm around you in some way due to him being possessive.
Y earning - How will they cope when they're missing their partner?
David might just sneak into your house or stalk you while you're out and about (at night obviously).
Z eal - Are they willing to go to great lenghts for the relationship? If so, what kind of?
He generally is a possessive person and he's also a vampire so he'd be willing to kill for you in some cases.
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motionlesshouse · 22 hours ago
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Kinktober day 2: Threesome + Dwayne & Paul (The Lost Boys)
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Dwayne (The Lost Boys) x Male!reader x Paul (The Lost Boys)
Kinktober 2023 List | Day 1 | Day 3 | Ao3
(A/n: 29 days left)
Summary: you wake up with not one, but two boyfriend in your bed!
Warning: Face riding, ass eating, blowjob, riding, threesome, reader gets held down, swearing, (technically) breaking and entering, not beta read.
Word count: 2k
It wasn't often you woke up sandwiched between two men- usually it was four, and not it your house. Apparently, Dwayne and Paul missed you enough to drive to your house in the middle of the night and crawl into bed with you- not to sleep, not to watch you sleep. Your heart dropped into your stomach when you woke up around four in the morning and found Paul, as beautiful as he was, three inches away from your face.
“Jesus fucking Christ!”
You would have fallen out of bed if it weren't for Dwayne who laid comfortably behind you- not comfortable for you, you didn't know he was there and damn near had a stroke when he wrapped his arms around.
“Your heart’s beating pretty fast!” Paul said, smiling like he hadn't just scared you shitless.
“Well fuck, I wonder why!” you said, fully awake now.
You rubbed your eyes, blinking hard, the only light in the room was the little desk lamp that Paul seemingly turned on every time he was in your bedroom.
“When did you two get here?”
Paul looked at Dwayne, Dwayne gave no response.
“Sometime between 9 pm and 4 am..”
“Oh so anytime after the sun went down to now.”
“Basically.” he grinned.
Wordlessly, you rolled over.
“Morning.” he said.
“Good morning, how long have you two been here?”
“‘Bout 5 hours.”
You laid flat on your back, “you've been sitting here watching me sleep for 5 hours?”
They looked at each other again. Neither of them sleeps at night so it's not like they could use that as an excuse. The longer they stared at each other, like they were telepathically trying to come up with an excuse, the more sure you became that they were, in fact, sitting and watching you in the dark.
“Fucking creeps..” you said, but your tone held no real burden, and a small smile found it's way on your face as you slid out of Dwayne grip and out of bed.
Before they could drag you back down, you walked over to the backroom and locked the door, not like that could really stop them.
You pissed, brushed your teeth, and washed your face before walking back out.
You were gone for eight minutes, max.
When you came back the currents were drawn shut and the over head light was on. The most jarring change though was Dwayne and Paul humping like dogs in your bed. With Paul situated in Dwayne's lap, grinding their crotches together like the world was going to explode if they didn't, all while Dwayne guided him with firm hands on his hip.
You blinked.
They stopped after a moment, Paul climbed off of Dwayne, sitting next to him with his legs cocked wide open, a bulge pressing tightly against his white jeans, smirking as he rested against your pillows.
Dwayne wasn't any better, his pants were unbuttoned and pulled slightly down on his hip. One leg hanging off the bed, he stared right into you damn soul, eyes as intense as always.
The two of them stared at you so expectantly, they weren’t even going to ask, they were just going to wait for you to come to them. Which you were, you were tired and a little confused, but definitely not dumb enough to let this opportunity pass. Resisting the urge to roll your eyes at their shared cockiness, you climbed onto the bed, almost immediately you were attacked by Paul- fully attacked, he tackled you down to the bed, climbing on top of you in a similar way to how he was with Dwayne.
He kissed wherever he could reach, his long, blonde hair falling in your face when he came to kiss your lips. With your hand on his thigh, you flipped- later he would say that you ‘threw’ him, you did not- off of you.
Before you could push yourself up, your arms were grappled and pinned above you, looking up, you could see Dwayne smirking down at you.
You tried to pull your wrist away, only for him to hold you tighter, not like you were going anywhere to begin with, fucking vampire strength. The moment you were distracted by Dwayne, Paul acted, seating himself on your thighs, closer to your knees than anything, and pulling your pants down all too eagerly, you glared at him when you heard a small rip.
“Paul,” Dwayne warned, “gently, remember?”
“I know, I know,” he looked down at you, a small smile on his face, “sorry.”
Despite his words, you could tell he wasn’t even remotely sorry, which was only proven when he fully ripped your pants before, they could have been fixed before, but now they were in prices on your bedroom floor.
“Goddamnit, Paul!”
“They were ripped!”
“I could have fixed them!”
He groaned and rolled his eyes, “Fine, fine! I’ll makes it up to you.”
Before the bargain for a new pair of pajama pants could start, you felt a warm, wet stripe against your cock, you gasped, your body tendering in surprise for a short moment before relaxing again, he continued, mouthing at your cock through your underwear, with Dwayne pinning you down to keep you from escalating things. Paul, with all the same vampiric strength that Dwayne and the other boys had, grabbed you by the waist, but didn’t stop you from thrusting up against his mouth, he liked it far too much for that.
He tried to be patient and gentle like Dwayne had told him to be but he couldn’t, he watched as your head fell back against the bed, a long moan coming from deep in your chest when he swirled his tongue around the tip of your cock.
A second later, your underwear were in tatters on the floor with your pants. You didn't have time to think about the loss of contact- and underwear- Paul took well over half of your cock into his mouth, moaning around it- you weren't shocked, he's done this to you dozens of times before, but it felt so good every time. He was beyond skilled with his tongue, running it over every little sensitive spot you provided to him, drawing shapes with it.
Cracking your eyes open you could see Dwayne staring at Paul, a small smirk on his face. You could see how hard he was, Paul having clearly done a number on the both of you, but with the way he was pinning you down, you couldn’t do anything about it. He was always the silent observer of the group anyway, you figured just watching would satisfy him for now.
Saliva and pre-cum covered both your cock and the inside of his mouth, and the moment he felt that you were ready, he pulled off with a wet ‘pop’.
You didn’t whine or beg, you knew that these two had far too high of sex drives for this to be over so soon.
You looked up at Dwayne, then down at Paul, who didn’t exchange a single word with each other before simultaneously jumping into action. You let out a small laugh as Paul struggled to get his pants off, surprisingly, he did eventually get them off in one piece.
Dwayne let go of your wrist, you watched him as he swapped places with Paul, except he practically sat himself on top of your cock. You don’t know when he lost his pant, but when you looked, his hard, leaking cock was pressed right up against yours.
“Okay, so-“ Paul started with a wide smile on his face, he was almost giddy as he began explaining their little plan to you, “Me and Dwayne were talking about this all night! We were talking about our fantasies and stuff- just guy stuff y’know and-
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“-is it weird that I think about riding Y/n, like all the time?”
Dwayne hummed before responding, “No, I think about it too, it’s not weird.”
Paul propped himself up on his arm, “Okay but I think about riding his face a lot, is that even possible with him?”
“You’ve done it with David-“
“I know, but it’s different, vampires can’t suffocate, humans can!”
“I doubt that you’ll suffocate him.”
“I might!”
You stirred in your sleep at the sudden noise, both boys went quiet for a moment, waiting for you to settle again. When you did, Dwayne whispered to Paul, “Just be gentle with him and he’ll be fine.”
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“-then while you were in the bathroom-“
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“Fuck he looks good-“
“You’ve been staring at him all night, of course he looks good to you.”
“You stared just as much as I did!”
“He faced you for the first 5 hours-”
“Whatever, whatever..”
Silence passed between them for a few moments.
“…you think he'd be down for it?”
“For what?”
“Letting me sit on his face, you think he'd let me?”
“Probably…”
Another silence.
“You wanna tag team him..?”
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“-and that's just my really long winded way of asking if I can ride your face with Dwayne rides your dick?”
“You underhanded, sneaky, little motherfucker- you too Dwayne!”
“Yes, yes, all of that, but are you going to do it?”
“Of course I am!”
Again, you weren't stupid and you weren't going to let an opportunity pass you.
It didn't take the three of you long to get comfortable. Paul held himself open just inches from your face and Dwayne was already pressing the tip of your cock against his entrance. Dwayne sunk down slowly, appreciating the burning stretch every inch brought, Paul sat on your face like it was a goddamn chair. You moaned as Dwayne rode you, right against Paul’s hole. You figured that there was no better time to start. Taking both his hips into your hands, you held him steady as you prodded at his hole with your tongue, pressing inside with a bit of force. Already, he whined and tried to press more into himself, and you have him more, hearing him moan and watching as he used one hair to grab onto your hair, and the other to hold onto the head board, trying to stable himself.
You couldn't see Dwayne but you could feel him, he rode nice and slow, enjoying every bit of your cock to the fullest, even with Paul’s thoughts almost covering your ears you could still hear his soft, deep moans. Testing, you met him with a thrust, making his body jerk before settling again.
You focused back on Paul, he was much louder than Dwayne, with so much more energy coursing through his body. He wrapped his hand around his cock, low murmurs and desperate whines flowing like a river from his mouth.
“Yes, yes- ha- ah, mhh~! Right there, right there, please!”
You listened, pressing your tongue firmly inside him, his legs snapped shut, and his grip on your hair grew tighter before releasing completely, joining the other in damn near breaking your headboard. Slowly, panting hard, he opened his legs again, cum dripping all over his thigh and down to your face, a drop landing on your cheek.
He sat like that for a long moment, either trying to resituate his mind or come to terms with how fast and how hard he’d just cum.
Eventually, he rolled off of you and splayed out on the other side of the bed.
Dwayne stopped for a moment, wordlessly staring at the other man, he didn't say anything and didn't continue riding you until Paul gave him a thumbs up, albeit a tired one.
He rode you harder, bouncing on your cock, his hands gripping your shoulders, loud, wet slapping filled the room.
It didn't take you long to finish inside of him, he was wonderfully tight, even after repeatedly slamming your cock into himself. You didn't stop him though, letting him ride to his heart's content. A few moments later his eyes squeezed shut and his mouth fell open in a silent moan. Cum shot out of his cock, splattering against your chest.
He sat there warming your cock for another long moment before lifting off. He dropped on the opposite side of you. Just as clingy as he always was after sex, tossing his arm across your chest.
Paul, who seemed to be having trouble keeping his eyes open, let a goofy smile graze his face.
“Best ride ever, right Dwayne?”
Dwayne let out a small, tired laugh. Cuddling further into you with a satisfied smirk on his face.
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motionlesshouse · 22 hours ago
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if youre cold, theyre cold. Let Them In.
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motionlesshouse · 2 days ago
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the lost boys: nightmare comfort🦇 ݁ ˖ִ ࣪
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cw: mentions of sa, nightmares, ptsd
tags: poly!pack, ftm!r, m!r, mlm, nightmare comfort fic, fluff, small drabble, personal attention, marko, paul, dwayne, david, 3rd POV, blood, telepathy
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The first thing that came was the pain.
It was burning at first, then scorching, turning to pins and needles in your gut. The fire spread quick. Your tummy, your thighs, your legs, your toes. Warmth overflooded your head, blood pooling around your measly neck, life fading from those eyes as your beloved boys were nowhere to be seen. The attacker took his sweet time, reliving the good ol' days, that defenseless little girl that had been cut oh so deeply.
"Babe.. Babe, come on. You're having a dream." Oh, Paul you saint.
You gasped and shot up, coughing and shaking, almost choking on hiccupped sobs. Your eyes stung from the tears, and your throat felt dry. "Shhh, it's okay baby, I got you..." Paul cooed tenderly. You whimpered and curled up in the blonde's arms, feeling his bare biceps, his soft pectorals, and those firm abs. You felt some wriggling beside you, then a deep hum that was no doubt Dwayne. "What's got you up, sweetheart?" Dwayne asked in a lethargic, soft voice. He sat up and wordlessly pulled you close, making you momentarily giggle before swallowing weakly. ".. Nightmare." You told him quietly. He hummed against the back of your neck, lips sweet and chaste.
It didn't take long for Marko and David to wake up after Paul and Dwayne were awake. Marko followed after, curling up in your lap, letting his curls fall angelically on your thighs. "What happened, handsome?" Marko asked, the usual mischief gone from his pretty eyes. "Nightmare. I-I'm okay though-" "Like hell you are. You were crying and squirming like a damn newborn," David said. Even in the dark, you could almost see his sleepy eyes, and the way his nose wrinkled the teeniest bit. "I'm sorry.. I-I didn't mean to wake you guys up," You began, but Paul silenced you, pulling your face into his chest. He nuzzled your hair and said, "Nope. None of that, babe."
You obeyed him, remaining quiet. The pack all maneuvered themselves, now cuddling together again. David especially disliked not sleeping upside down, but he'd sleep beside you, knowing you needed the warmth and comfort. "Do you want to talk about it?" Shockingly, David was the one to ask. You shook your head. He nodded, sensing your tense body. "Do you want to let me see?" ".. It'll scare you." "I've seen all kinds of shit in the last hundred years or so, honey. Lemme take a peek." You glanced at David, noting how his ice blue eyes were somehow melted and transparent. He brushed his fingers over your cheek, those fingers that very rarely were uncovered from his leather gloves. "Please. I need to know what shook up my pretty boy this badly.." David said, pressing a soft kiss to your forehead. You sniffled and nodded, weakening. You let David into the telepathic bond. His gaze didn't falter. He remained calm and collected, except for the miniscule twitch in his jaw when he saw what your attacker had done. "Oh my God... I'm so sorry, my love," David said, sounding choked up. He pulled you closer, your head nestled into his neck. He breathed in the scent of your locks, petting your hair sweetly as he continued to coo and tenderly sweet-talk you. "It's okay, honey. That evil son of a bitch.. Trust me. They won't be around much longer."
David continued holding you. Dwayne ended up getting out of the large bed, making you a hot cup of cider. The sun was still up outside, but the pack didn't seem too tired. They seemed restless knowing the extent of how bad your night terror had been. "Is there anything we can do to make this better, sugar?" Marko asked, swallowing. "We just.. Fuck, we hate knowing you're hurting like this." Paul added, resting his cheek on your shoulder, giving you those puppy eyes. You sighed weakly and shrugged, gingerly sipping at your cider. ".. I told you guys I'm fine.. I just wanna go back to sleep." They all looked at each other, nodding solemnly. Sometimes the best thing was just to sleep off the pain, and the pack would respect that.
Waking up, the pack wasn't in the bed. You huffed, but had grown accustomed to the emptiness. The sheets were still warm though...
You left the bed, gasping softly when you found the pack all lounging on the raggedy couches and David in his chair. "Hey pretty boy," David said, wiping his mouth of remaining blood. Paul whirled around, giggling as he saw you. Noting your shocked expression, he said nonchalantly, "Aw, sorry baby.. We just uh, took care of some business."
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flower's taglist <3
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motionlesshouse · 6 days ago
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motionlesshouse · 8 days ago
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ADAM🙏🙏
Personally, I feel that he is one of the most well-written characters in HH,not sure if intentionally or not.Well,I could write tons of text about it there,but it'd take too much space
Waiting for season two and more moments with him not just in the role of exorcist(flashbacks I mean)
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motionlesshouse · 8 days ago
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Chippin' around, kick my brains 'round the floor
These are the days it never rains but it pours
· Under Pressure – Queen (feat. David Bowie)
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motionlesshouse · 8 days ago
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meet me at the gay pier where those gay doctors discussed abt ethical issues
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motionlesshouse · 11 days ago
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i miss them
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motionlesshouse · 16 days ago
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just gonna leave this here bc it's hilarious
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motionlesshouse · 16 days ago
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House would genuinely be such a playful partner tho.
As Wilson climbs out of bed, House would pop out from under it like "peek a boo! 😄"
Wilson would be minding his business in a hospital hallway, reading a patient chart or something, when he pretends not to hear the click of House's cane as House 'sneaks' up behind him, grabs him tightly around the waist by 'surprise' and kisses his neck until it tickles.
Wilson would open his desk drawer in his office to see a mirror lying face up labelled "world's prettiest Oncologist".
Wilson would be taking off his sweater cause he's overheating and House would wolf whistle and go "humma humma humma humma".
Wilson would be in the middle of an important meeting when House would just bust in and yell, "you presentation skills go harder then my dick whenever I see you!" And then scurry away.
Wilson would open his tupperware lunch box to see that his lunch has been stolen and replaced by the worlds most childish meal; like a teddy bear shaped pancake topped with a fruit-made smily face.
Wilson takes a nap and wakes up with "property of Gregory House" written on his forehead in permanent marker.
Wilson comes home to see a Nerf foam dart gun waiting for him and a note, "I'm counting to 100. Hide if you don't want to be darted. Seek me out to attempt to dart me first - if you dare!"
Wilson arrives at work to see that everything in his office has googly eyes stuck onto it.
House takes off shirt and shows off a massively sized tattoo of Wilson's face on his chest. Wilson does not know its fake until House begins laughing himself purple
House gets custom-made t-shirts and pjs printed with Wilson’s face. He wears them everywhere.
Toothpaste filled Oreo's.
Pringles can that's actually a spring snake in a can.
Hyper realistic cake that looks like one of House’s shoes. Wilson walks in to see House, staring him dead in the eye, as he slows chews his 'shoe'.
Add your own in the comments/reblogs 😁
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motionlesshouse · 16 days ago
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meeting Daryl + becoming his boyfriend ִֶָ. ..𓂃 ࣪ ִֶָ🪽་༘࿐
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tags: mlm, daryl dixon (twd), m4m, achillean!reader <3
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-Daryl is.. really hesitant at first. I mean, he had Merle for a brother, who could blame him? He'd grown up to think that every person that wasn't picture-perfect was born just to be a laughingstock of the crowd.
-So, imagine when he met you. How that all changed.
-Daryl didn't know what he was getting into at first. He just assumed your relationship was like any other friendship with a guy. But you were different.
-You were soft. The opposite of Daryl. You still had this sense of wonder and kindness in your heart. Daryl wasn't a monster, but he was far from the gentle nature that you had managed to keep in the apocalypse.
-His breath hitched the first time you held hands.
-There was a hoard of walkers that had come out of nowhere. You and Daryl had to take shelter in a rundown barn that was on the outskirts of Alexandria; without thinking, you just.. Grabbed his hand. "The hell you doin'?" He grunted, voice shaking the tiniest bit. You swallowed and gazed up at him, weakly mumbling, "... I'm scared." In that moment, Daryl knew this was more than what he had hoped for. It was more than counting cans together, taking turns watching over Judith, going on runs together, helping him with the bikes in the small shop area... It was more than that. And that frightened him.
-All he can do for the next few days is avoid you like the plague. It seems like even just hearing your voice is enough to make his heart flutter, his stomach tighten, and make his ears turn pink. He knows you're too good for him. Plus, he's too fuckin' old anyways. Right?
-Instead of trying to force yourself to be near him, you waited. You were calm. You felt like Daryl was a stray dog. He liked your touch, your words, your comforting scent... Yet he refused to get comfortable. Even within walls and knowing he was safe, he couldn't seem to sleep without tension.
-You wanted him. He needed you.
-Once he stops beating around the bush, he finally admits that he likes you. It's not the most romantic wording, and the moment is rather bloody. But it worked. "Hey.. You're cute. Even with all that blood all 'over ya," Daryl said, smiling at you. Your eyes widened and you looked down at your bloodied clothes. "Oh! Uh, thanks-?" You responded, a little bashful. Daryl had never outrightly complimented your looks. Ever. He usually gave a small 'good job' whenever you got a good shot or something, but he often overlooked your physical appearance.
-Your first kiss was rushed. The second one, with some adjustments, had been much better <3
-It was only rushed because of Daryl being cocky as fuck, okay? He really thought you were more experienced than he had given you credit for...
-Daryl doesn't let his guard down for a while, even after you're official. It's not until he sleeps beside you that he's finally letting himself open up.
-He really is a stray dog.. He just needed someone with the right direction.
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