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by dimda_

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Ways to Improve Online (White-People) Recipes

If it asks for garlic, add that much ginger, and twice that much garlic.

If it asks for cinnamon, add 1 1/2 times as much cinnamon, and a small amount of nutmeg. If the MAIN flavour is cinnamon, also add a small amount of cloves and allspice.

If it asks for vanilla, also add a SMALL amount of almond extract. (Usually up to a few drops.)

If it asks for onions, also add some garlic, but add it 1 minute before you're either done cooking, or you add liquid

If the spices are pretty much only oregano or parsley, add both, as well as a small to medium amount of basil, thyme, summer savory, tarragon, and/or marjoram (the earlier two are great in beef, chicken and tomato dishes, while the others are good with pork, chicken, most vegetables, and pretty much anything else you can think of with a 'lighter' flavour)

if it asks for cheddar or mozzarella cheese, also add a bit of feta and parmesan

Don't be afraid of flavour!

(EDIT: I'm Canadian, and white)

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I don't think anyone is ever going to convince me it's normal and ok to use Pepe images/emotes these days. my instinctive reaction to seeing that stupid little green thing's face is and will ALWAYS be "that's my enemy, that's a mascot of people who wish ill upon me", so it's never not gonna be jarring seeing Pepes used by random queer people or showing up in the emote list of a server I join. like even if they DIDN'T have the lingering stink of weird internet bigotry attached to them, I just think they're genuinely SO unpleasant to look at and I can't imagine why any normal, well-adjusted person would want to use those wretched little frogs to represent their feelings. not even the "peepo" versions or whatever. have you tried just using/editing pics of real frogs? they're very expressive, if that's what you really want

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fall in love with your headmates

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my family fucked up my life by using spoonerisms interchangeably with their true phrase counterparts since before i was born and now i can’t escape from instinctively saying shit like “im gonna shake a tower”

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A sub saying "that might be the hottest thing that's ever happened to me" is great and all, truly fantastic, but there is nothing that comes close to "that might be the safest I've ever felt" oh my god. are you serious. come here I'm holding you forever

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Very true.

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Rating: 1/5

Dreadful salesthem behind the counter. I asked for low THC and they called me baby lungs. Buttmogged me the entire time.

DO NOT SHOP HERE!!!!

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five essential juggling patterns anyone should know

#5: very simple trick, too elementary to name

#4: the stretch

#3: zzwzs

#2: the pole

and finally: #1: rubinstein's revenge (variation)

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There's this fucking horrific thing some people do when they get a new pet bird where they'll intentionally take it to a place where there's larger predatory birds, release it, let it get malled, and then try to save it at the last moment. If the bird dies no biggie try again next week, if it doesn't then it sees the outside world as dangerous and sees you as a saviour.

Anyway unrelated do you want to come out drinking with me and my domme friends?

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if your "age regression" leaves you feeling disoriented and distant from experiences & choices in that state after you return to grownup mode, u have to be nice to that weird baby or you'll die

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breakfast from when before i eated it

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Paramore was right. Hard times