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Maxwell saying he's the only one with intellectual curiosity in his family and then starting on this adventure and realizing he has basically no intellectual curiosity in comparison to the rest of the crew. Something something going to college/work/the wide world for the first time and suddenly everyone around you is better than you at something you thought made you special.

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a lineup of Gotches

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i wish mosquitos didn't make you itchy and give you horribly infectious diseases. i wouldn't begrudge them a humble nibble were it not so

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Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

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hold on something just happened

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being an intersex person who isnt a waifish hairless elf devoid of any visible sex characteristics i honestly think if i was a fictional character id be denounced as a transphobic stereotype

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yuri and yaoi are some of the best, most sacred things in the entire world

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artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

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Old people love to own two identical ugly as shit dogs

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sometimes i struggle to use the word ‘bootlicker’ in a negative sense because of sexual desires i will not disclose here

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flat colours :D

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just remember, one day you're going to open tumblr and the crabs will be raving like they never have before

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TIL The chances of us eating even one spider in our sleep throughout our lifetime is close to 0%

via reddit.com

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I see the radfems out there saying that every man who's ever been born is a psychopath who's constantly looking for an opportunity to commit a felony and then I remember this one time I was really struggling to get a shopping cart out of another shopping cart and a dude came over to help me, but he couldn't do it, and then another dude came over to help him, and then another came over because it was a challenge he wanted in on, and then I had 3 guys all tearing at a stuck shopping cart, and literally none of them even needed a cart.

And when they got it out, they fist pumped and I said thanks so much and one of them said "easy." And then they left.

And it's like.

I don't think radfems go outside.