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It turns out that actually standing by "men and women are not inherently very different" is a reliable way to bother absolutely everyone. Left or right, cis or trans, feminist or misogynist, all cling to the binary for dear life.

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extremely cool that the removal of wolf protections in europe are being driven by an eu official having one of her horses killed by a wolf. literal cartoon villain shit

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it's so hardcover –> we're so paperback

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a "mutual" is a type of animal predomenantly found in michigan, serbia, and the north of england

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tumblr today as the one indie gamer who hasn't played hollow knight:

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You know, if you're going to dye a fountain for some cause, you might want to think seriously about what visual effect your choice of color will have when added to water ...

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said this as part of a larger point in a reblog but I'm gonna make it its own post:

humans have the right to do things that are mildly bad for us sometimes.

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Dropout might be the only company lol

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Samalamadingdong

EDIT: tiny Sam pngs are in a reblog for all your needs

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i don’t need a “day off” or a “weekend” i need to respawn in a clean apartment with all my responsibilities reset and the complete certainty that nobody hates me

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"on god's green earth" is way too fun to say even when you don't believe in god and know most of it is blue, actually

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I wonder what adhd medication would do for comfrey macleod

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When you consider that Gollum is an extremely old man who's spent most of his life in solitary confinement with heroin being injected directly into his brain every day, he's really not that unreasonable

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if u ever find a genie and you’re really craving a dessert that looks like this:

do NOT say “i’d like a lifetime supply of raspberry crowns”

while this is, in fact, the name of the pastry, it’s ALSO the name of a species of wasp for some reason. the genie, being a nasty trickster, will no doubt give you a bunch of wasps.

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The way he’s wearing ‘chain mail’ like an oversized sweater. (From Vic Michaelis’ instagram)