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Could I request a main 4 x "a too nice for her own good" (always saying sorry and yes to everything) reader
I think Cartman would take advantage of this, while Stan or Kyle would try to make her man up and Kenny, I dunno??
sorry for the lack of writing posts i've been pretty sick lately and just recently got out of the hospital lollllll ANYWAYS this is a really cute prompt and i'm doing it platonically since it wasn't specified
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i agree that cartman would take advantage of you, always dragging you along in his schemes and asking you to do shit for him. i mean, you're the one agreeing to help so it's not his fault if you get hurt or in trouble!! and if you try to decline his requests he's not above whining and crying about it until you feel so shitty and guilty that you're forced to agree again.
kyle is definitely the most reactive to your exploitation. i mean there's no reason for cartman to treat you like his little guinea pig! if he wanted something to get done he should've just done it himself instead of putting you in danger! and on and onnnn,,, like he's so defensive and protective over you. he's so used to cartmans shit that he doesn't mind standing up for you since they already hate eachother.
stan doesn't really get it either??? like he understands it to the extent of like wanting people to like you and stuff, but he doesn't get why you get so scared of saying no sometimes. your apologies always catch him off guard too. i mean you see the kinda people he's friends with,, he's really not used to them saying sorry often. especially to such minor mistakes and accidents. he really tries to support you and show you that it's all okay and it really doesn't matter, but he honestly doesn't grasp why it's a big deal to you, so you'll probably have to spell it out for him.
i think kenny would exploit your kindness a little bit too, but never to the extent of cartman. like he'll ask to cheat off your paper or to cover for him, but that's usually the extent of it. he likes to tease you about how much of a suck up you are, especially to cartman!!! it's all lighthearted though and he really doesn't care what you do with yourself. he trusts that you know what's best and if you ask him for help he's more that happy to return the favors you've been giving him
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𝐀𝟏 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐃𝐈𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 ; 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐋𝐎𝐆𝐔𝐄
≡ south park x reader ff prologue
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I don't think I like this.
It's quiet and clean. The cedar wood shines a bit under the rays of the soft light, provided in by the massive windows. Not a single dust left astray on. It's like a brand new home, the first time I saw this house nine years ago. It hits me as I look into the kaleidoscope of reminiscence, my eyesight fuzzes on the windows next to me before regaining focus on the lawn that the high fence contains—or rather, what might have been a lawn once. Running barefoot across the hard surface between my toes comes to mind; a six-year-old girl who laughed easily. Though I can recall, I wonder, was it ever really that way?
I hated this house, back then and up until now. Why am I crying? Is it the fact I might never see this home again? Despite the hell I went through during the years of sitting in the same household? The fact someone else would be living here? Living, basking in the joy and comfort of it that I've always wanted—but that's not me, that wouldn't be me. Not anymore.
I guess I just have to suck it up, I whisper. Suck it up. I've always done more than just suck it up. I've done everything.
Thoughts wander my mind as I let the negative thoughts get the best of me, already picking out possible issues that I'll have to face for this school year. Obviously, I wasn't expecting the whole year to be perfect and flawless. That's impossible.
But I just can't help but feel a rush of anxiety run up my spine as I come to the realization that I would never be prepared for the problems or events that I'll face in this new school of mine.
For the past four or more years I've managed to keep a line of A+ in my grades every time. Being one of the best students in the school, or, I won't even be generous— the best student in our school.
Even when I absolutely and passionately hated certain subjects, I still managed to get through and get on an average A. My grades were always higher than that score, that letter, to a point where my teacher once outwardly admitted she was too shy to give me a hundred.
And thinking about it, not to be mean, but I'd expect people in my new school to be… average. Considering all the events that pass through everyday, I heard, even the adults are witless and have the brain of an 8-year-old. I'd easily surpass everyone and be the best once again. At least I hope so.
It would be one of the easiest years of my life, if I did my best and worked hardest, and took my education seriously—as if I didn't already—Maybe, I'll finally get that one-hundred grade.
Admittedly, I might be too conceited. There were numerous times I've thought like this as well, was it ever easy? Has it ever been easy? A+. I wish I was rewarded or, hell, even at least given some credit for the hard work I had to put in to keep my family name running. L/n, how perfect.
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Line Divider (Various Colours)
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say penis
but replace 'enis' with 'orn'
but replace the 'rn' with a 'g'
but replace 'pog' with 'came'
but replace 'ame' with 'ute'
but replace the 'te' with a 'm'

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I really want to know cuz I'm bored
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Hey, how are you? I hope you are having a nice day/night!
If you don't have many requests, can I have some headcanons for Pete Thelman? Just your general dating ideas are fine I just want some content from my favorite goth kid, thank you!
i’m so sorry writing block lasted a MONTH for me. i also added nsfw hcs ;)
PETE THELMAN DATING HCS!

[ gender neutral ]
>> reblogs appreciated!
- i think he’d be really shy!
- doesn’t rly like PDA.. if you even hug him in public he’ll probably freak out and push you off
- ^^ not to be mean of course! he just doesn’t know how to react at all
- doesn’t get bored easily. can just sit with you in silence and be happy, your presence is enough.
- will ask you to touch up his hair with dye, he trusts you more than himself lmao
- doesn’t let you smoke cigarettes unless you smoked them before you met, he doesn’t wanna be the reason you’re addicted to that shit
- likes to draw on your arms and legs with markers!
- a really good listener.
- will defend you with his LIFE, especially if the insults are coming from preppy conformist britney spears wannabes.
- likes seeing you in dark clothes, especially if you don’t usually wear that kind of fashion.
- was really nervous to introduce you to the other goths, but they tolerate you. which is a lot for them.
- ^^ maybe not firkle.. but what can you expect?
NSFW
- pretty silent actually. most you’ll get out of him is a few grunts and whimpers, unless he’s climaxing.
- gets REALLY sweaty, and won’t ever admit it.
- would rather have sex in the dark, he thinks it’s awkward with the lights on
- more serious than goofy, but won’t be completely stoic the entire time.
- loves a good blowjob ;P
- a BIG fan of quickies. he thinks it’s so hot that you just can’t wait to touch him.
- really knows how to work his fingers.

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hii :)
WHY DID I NEVER REPLY WTFFF HIIII <3333
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uhh hi!!!
I'm new to this thing, sorry if I don't explain myself well, English isn't my first language. it's been a bad few weeks and all that, so I wanted to distract myself watching Tumblr and I found your account!
I really like what you do about writing about the reader + the four boys from South Park (Stan gang). so I would to ask you for a request from the Stan Gang x reader about.. how they would react to if the reader harmed themself/tried to commit suicide.
I'm really sorry for the inconvenience!
i’m rly sorry about u going through a rough time but i don’t write these kind of fanfics due to it being something familiar to me, please read guidelines before you request again <33
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hiii! can u do hcs of the main 4 comforting a sad reader? i love ur writing sm btw, and ur blog is so aesthetic!! this can be platonic or romantic, and fluff / angst :)!! tysm!!
hi abi !!! tysm youre the best <33 i hope u're doing well i love your writing too :))))
☆ — Today seemed so dreary in some way. Everything around him appeared to be color-allergic, and the air was dry. For the more, it appeared as though the temperature simply dropped. People were exuberant and cheerful, smiling and all around him, but it didn't feel right to him. Somehow, it didn't feel right.
He's questioned about his furrowed eyebrows by the other guys, yet he can't really find a solid answer. Where is the same blob of [color/s] clothing he used to see every day, he then wonders?
He just saw you this morning; it was alright then.
can be read as either platonic or romantic . gn! reader . ☆
𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐍 asks you if, in any way, he could help. He asks if there's anything he can do to cheer you up.
Sometimes he would wallow in his own sadness as well. Bonding in such a way, ranting to each other whether the reason of both your sadness is stupid or not.
He does this in a way to comfort you both as well, giving yourselves a peace of mind knowing that you got each other. And that you two are both in a shitty place, not alone.
Maybe sometimes, both of your presence suffice. No exchange of words were needed, no physical acts were lacking; just the silence and presence of both you two. Just him and you.
It was never awkward, it was in a way for you two to— maybe in such a way drown yourselves in your own misery. And it's ridiculous but it's comforting in a way.
Stan knows this isn't the best he can do. But it's the least he can do. That alone is enough to bring you even the slightest comfort, and you're happy with that.
But he uses his words from time to time when he knows this isn't just a measly situation to be sad about. Stan would occasionally imagine himself in your shoes to understand how you're feeling, empathy in a way.
Stan projects the words he wants to hear to you. He says those words to you.
With everything he went through, there's no doubt Stan himself can be emotional too. Stan can be caring too.
𝐊𝐘𝐋𝐄 feels out of place seeing you in such a state. At first he was a little awkward when comforting, but he knew that you needed to talk.
He would drag you somewhere quiet and peaceful. That may be somewhere on an abandoned house roof, farther into the woods, up a small hill during half-light. Maybe he would bring you to his car and drive around the town, just so you can rant your feelings out.
He'd be silent when you're talking, he wouldn't dare interrupt you, he wouldn't give an opinion that doesn't matter. He'll just listen.
If you don't wanna talk he'll take you somewhere, maybe to a restaurant of some sort, an arcade. He'll buy you anything to make you feel better (as long as it isn't expensive of course).
Maybe a hug would be enough.
Kyle doesn't know what to say if he doesn't know what it's like to be in a situation but he'll try his best to comfort you in any way.
But if you start saying ridiculous things like blaming yoursef he'll force you to look dead in his eyes.
He's on your side no matter what, he'll remind you that again and again. He'll say that you're safe with him.
When he sees you're about to cry in public he takes you somewhere private, signalling the others who have their eyes on you to stop looking to not further embarrass you.
He'll try his best to help with the situation. Kyle Broflovski doesn't mind admitting it; he cares for you just like he cares for the others (even with his hard shell surface.)
𝐊𝐄𝐍𝐍𝐘 panics the moment he sees tears form in your eyes. His voice takes on that tight and nervous tone, his eyebrows are knit together in concern.
He'll drop anything he's holding to rush to you. And he's fidgety, looking around to see if anyone's near so you don't feel embarrassed.
"Hey hey hey, are you okay? Is it something I said?"
He'll admit the fact he's not good with comforting people, but he'll let you talk and he'll listen.
Kenny doesn't talk much, it makes sense that he's a good listener.
But his first instinct is to grab you and pull you into his chest, shushing you and telling you it's okay. Before eventually, that's when he asks you what's wrong.
Kenny is a great observer, and he knows when you're about to crumble. He still panics though, and he immediately scurries to you. He should be the first to ever lay a hand on you when it comes to this–at least that's what he claims.
Even when people are around you to comfort, he'll still come to you.
Occasionally he'll just resort to tickling you until you're closer to laughing than crying. Then he'll drag you somewhere to get your mind off.
𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐌𝐀𝐍 cartman cartman... He is, obviously, the least you expected to comfort you.
Food. Is it really not obvious? Be lucky that he even cares enough to offer you some.
He tosses the food to you and rolls his eyes, not caring whether you catch it or not.
Cartman just does anything to distract you from your own sadness.
That sounds wrong but I suppose he means well.
He wants you to forget about it, so you can feel better–might be a better way to put it. He'll take you to the mall, or even to his mom to force tell her to bake you your favorite pastry.
From that day on he knew the little signs that give off something is wrong about you. Something is off about you, and he'd pull you away to any secluded area to "reluctantly" ask you about it.
He's annoyed when you act like you're okay for some reason he doesn't wanna talk about.
He claims that you're not fooling anybody with that sappy half-dead smile of yours, that it's almost creepy in away.
You can't place a finger on whether he actually cares or if he's trying to work you up for one of his little schemes–either way you're grateful by his efforts, even if this is the Eric Cartman.
He tells you to never tell anyone about "this." As if people would even believe you if you told them Eric comforted you.
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HII CAN YOU DO MICHEAL ( TALL GOTH ) NSFW HEADCANONS ITS OK IF NO
MICHEAL..... hngngng micheal i love him
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nsfw below the cut + all characters are aged up
okay i want to start off with that i dont think he would have a high sex drive. i don't see him as the kinda guy to masturbate a lot either,, so whenever he's in the mood, he's coming straight to you
he wouldn't tell you that he's horny though. he seems like the guy to uncomfortably stare at you, maybe with a pillow on his lap too LMFAO
he's surprisingly good at foreplay though!!!! he's so good at making things flow easily that you hardly notice that his gentle kisses turned into a lewd until you're laying on your back underneath him
he doesn't seem like the kind of person to have any crazy fetishes i feel like he would be pretty vanilla...? i think he would like maybe some light bondage and impact play, but not anything super crazy
random and idk where to put this but i feel like he would LOVE eating you out
he's big on setting the mood. he likes having a bunch of candles lit and he has a playlist made just for sex and shit like that,, he likes it to be passionate and romantic! if you guys are gonna fuck, he wants the real thing!!!
sex can last for ages if you want it too. he's got good stamina and can go for multiple rounds if you're down, but he gets it if you don't want to go all night LOL
he'd have amazing aftercare too!! he doesn't want to ruin the mood or anything, so aftercare is usually really sensual still. he'd bring you some tea, let you go to the bathroom if you need to, and then he'd wrap you up in his blanket and hold you until you guys can catch your breath, maybe rub you shoulders a bit if he had you in an uncomfortable position, folded for him
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what did i interact with for tumblr to think i need ball shavers i swear to god
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