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Me and the wife that doesn't exist!
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my sister walked into my room, put her hands behind her back and went "here's what Obama would sound like if he was gay: so uhhhh let me be queer" and then asked me if I could give her money so she could see linkin park
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Do you think she needed me just as much as we needed her?
This is how it should be
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quackity cooking some sort of meal. perhaps :3

he’s like a single mother working 9-5 to make ends meet while taking care of 3 kids to me
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