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repo! the genetic opera is one of those movies where you watch it and youre like Damnn this would be so good if it was good
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it's kinda difficult to talk about "cozy games" because that's an aesthetic and not a genre so its very broad, is it cozy to de clutter an apartment or go on a hike, is it cozy to be action packed or melodramatic or blithely unconfrontational, etc. but I think it's accurate to say that coziness is one of many shorthands that have been developed as an attempt to opt out of ideology, be about nothing. of course with a game made to evoke comfort comes a proclamation of what the author's society considers comfy
#I thought cozy game was an opinion thing the first time i heard it#Some people in the cafe by my job were talking about it and i assumed it was just games you felt cozy playing#Which for me is murder mystery vns and adventure games#Turns out umeneko is NOT considered a cozy game#And i quote ruined the mood unquote
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I really wanna see Hiruko and Ima properly interact
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istg i'll see ppl say shit like "im fine with media depicting abuse/rape/whatever as long as it isnt glorifying/romanticizing it" then turn around and say cannibalism is a metaphor for love and that murder conveys devotion. i hate to inform you but youre romanticizing violence
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okay i have to show everyone my favorite tiktok.
you don’t understand. i could recite this from memory.
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Started using phone time to read library ebooks instead of scrolling and it’s made me back into the crazy voracious reader I was at age 12. i’ve been averaging a book a day this week. everyone delete your social media and get your ass on libby
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"one of my oomfs" where "oomfs" stands for "one of my oomfs" recursively.
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working at an escape room will expose you to so many types of guys incapable of using their imaginations or committing to the bit
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my love for you is like the moon; it controls the tides somehow through a mechanism i don’t entirely understand
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I got a Moomin nendoroid. I also got left over yugioh stuff from the Kaiba one and

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Sometimes it feels like you've lived your whole life in a house that's always a little bit on fire. Like it's usually just in one room and you make sure to wet the walls around it so it doesn't spread and that usually works. You were expected to take more responsibility over fire containment when you were like seven because it's not like you can expect your parents to always be 100% on guard about making sure the whole house doesn't catch fire, and you figure that's just how things are like.
And sometimes as a kid you visit your friends' homes and some of then whisper to you - grimacing with embarrassment - about how they're not supposed to tell anyone this, but there's a whole room in their house that's currently on fire. And you're like yeah it's ok I'm not supposed to tell people about the way our house is a little bit on fire all the time, too. And then you visit some other friend's house and there's no trace of fire anywhere, and you think "wow, these people are really good at hiding their house fire."
And one day you show up to work like "hey sorry I'm late, I forgot to wet the walls before going to bed last night and my whole house burned down", and you're startled by the way people react, acting like that must be the worst thing that has ever happened to you. And you're just like "chill, it's been years since the last time this happened, and it wasn't even that bad this time", and that just makes people more shocked, acting like that's the weirdest and most concerning thing they've ever heard anyone say, which only confuses you more.
And then someone tries to explain to you that people aren't supposed to have an ongoing house fire. Most people actually never experience a house fire in their lives. Like not even once. Not even a little bit. The normal amount of having your house be currently on fire is zero.
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if i were polyamorous id individually message everybody in my polycule saying i needed gas money
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i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door
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you tell any adult over the age of 50 that you're looking for a job and they're frothing at the mouth to offer insight bc they think your young and/or lazy ass has never even conceived what they're about to tell you. and it's printing your resume onto a very disposable piece of paper and walking into the workplace and handing it to a random employee
#IF WE SEE YOUR CHILD IN OFFICE BEFORE PROCESSING THEIR RESUME AND GIVING THEM AN INTERVIEW#SCHOOL POLICY SAYS WE CAN NOT HIRE THEM#I DIDN#god i work in it for a university and every semester students just like#walk into my office and hand me a resume#like it's not even a front office#they come into the back rooms of the library where my office is and knock to hand me a piece of paper#im not even the head of my department i don't hire#and then i have to explain their (usually father) parent out side my door#this is not how anything works and if you do this to the actual department head#they will blacklist your child from working as a student employee due to being unable to follow the very clear strict guidelines#we literally CAN NOT see your child before processing their resume to prevent hiring bias#I will tell them this#and i will even be nice and say “I will not report this please go through the proper channels here is the card with the link to submit it”#and reiterate T MAKE THIS POLICY BUT THATS WHAT IT IS#and the parent will ALWAYS respond with#“Well what's your supervisors number/office”#to which I will give it to them and promptly apologize to the student#then 3-5 weeks later that parent will be back at my office asking why I blacklisted little timmy from getting a student employee position#This happens AT MINIMUM 5 times a semester
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