mr-squiggley-poufs
mr-squiggley-poufs
Definitely not Bees
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[they/them] Gonna eat a bowl of worms like spaghettiI am an adult btw
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Most hoard images from Wikipedia.
Found with the rest of the hoard, the handaxe pictured above was probably found either while digging his own hole for the treasure or maybe earlier in a precious bout of hoarding by some Romano-Briton who thought it was cool enough to bury along with all of his coins and Juliane's bracelet, because cool rock. This was absolutely the correct move.
Article here from Smithsonian Magazine.
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mr-squiggley-poufs · 23 hours ago
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Also picture Qi Qingqi and Shang Qinghua giving each other the side eye that you do when this is absolutely going to be brought up over tea later.
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having erection is low key kinda sexual
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From capitalstitchco on Threads
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A cat I met in the woods yesterday
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Why was one direction buying a teenage girl
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YQY being an omega would be good, because he would be the most under-presenting omega
EVER and no one would know.
His heats would be easily suppressible, his scent would be like default fresh laundry. His pelvic floor would be a disaster. He's the kind of omega that gets cramps because he came too hard and now he has to massage his stomach for a day after he masturbates, and it really turns him off from self-pleasure for good. He's the kind of omega that can't make enough slick to finger himself.
Bro could literally be in pre-heat walking around and it would only present as a slight fever and a weariness to the eyes.
Yue Qingyuan's nest has like, burlap in it. (The burlap reminds him of when they were kids and he'd hold SJ to sleep and Xiao Jiu would wear a potato sack because they didn't have clothes small enough to fit him).
The setup is not cozy at all. It's the most beige, uncomfortable disaster ever nested in. He lays in it for like, a day, not even masturbating. The only thing that interests him during his heats is Xiao Jiu, but safely tucked away without him, he's docile. He's content to just lay there.
Imagine Shen Jiu as another omega, finding out one day that YQY is an omega too. He's going to yell at YQY for lying to him but then he sees the nest and is like:
Damn bitch, you live like this?
Cue tsundere invitation to SJ's OBVIOUSLY SUPERIOR nest which YQY accepts. But he keeps trying to sneak burlap in and SJ has to be like Zhangmen-Shixiong get that disgusting fabric out of my nest. What is wrong with you.
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iconic!
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Sooooo few people are actually willing to defend the basic human rights of people who have committed crimes. Like I know it's not fun but if you genuinely believe in human rights as a concept you can't be okay with the state violating them in prisons I'm sorrrrry. Having moral principles is not always a fun time.
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Today's high schoolers romanticizing 2016 as if there weren't the clown incidents
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Sect Leader Jiang💜
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