mrcrimeboy

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this old world may never change and sometimes i wonder: do you ever think of me?

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"do your own bit of saving. that way, if you drown, at least you'll die knowing you were heading for shore."

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private joker

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Serving Italian tonight

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Big day for the horse girls out there

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i guess i'm livin' day-to-day!!

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I guess it's one of not so many sketches I'm really proud of

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i love him so much. wheres his fucking off button

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girls from twin peaks!!! 🫀🫀

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She’s so beautiful and cool and I’m sooooo normal about it I’m soooooooo normal rn

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me: [enjoys my garbage]

some pretentious fuck: excuse me, but that thing you are enjoying has no real intellectual substance and I don’t like it and you are stupid for liking it

me: [enjoys my garbage MORE AGGRESSIVELY]

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Ok so I’ve covered why you should not actually clone your pet. But to be honest, I’m not sure how many of you were actually considering dropping 50 G’s for the procedure. Still, maybe you want some sort of memory of a pet who passed away. So let me tell you about CUDDLE CLONES

Basically it’s this company that will make a PLUSH replica of your pet. A cat, dog or horse is $249, and smaller animals like rabbits and guinea pigs are $179. 

In addition to being much cheaper than actual cloning, it doesn’t require any invasive surgery on innocent surrogate ovum donors and mom dogs! Note that this isn’t the only company that does something like plush replicas, for example Feltpets will make your animal out of felt.

But OK Cuddle Clones look particularly quality to me, look at how close they look to the original

they also do figurines

Furthermore, they’ll do any animal you like

cat? dog? horse? gerbil? donkey? it don’t matter to cuddle clones, they will MAKE YOU THAT PLUSH

Also, they donate money to animal-related charities  Did I mention they will do any animal? it doesn’t even have to be real. it can be the fursona you made when you were 14 for deviantart

hell, they’ll make your How to Train Your Dragon OC if you want it

Cuddle Clones is there for you, and i need one of my blob monster please 

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KIRBY CAFE

By artist : @ouya296

Source : twitter

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my angel ♥️

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Finally, a sane celebrity who doesn’t bend the knee to feminist bullshit.

Source

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“I am thou, thou art I… Show the strength of thy will and rage against all challengers!”

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bayonetta is not sexy cuz she gets naked to fight, bayonetta is sexy cuz she can suplex like ten angels at once and has guns for shoes