mrhhumbert

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holy shit. i remember when i first made corinne two years ago under a different url. i was so nervous as to how people would receive her, and it turns out i didn’t have much to worry about. everyone was super supportive and welcoming. and now, two years and several blog moves later, here we are again. this was the milestone i hit before i first moved blogs and i’m glad to say that corinne’s development has improved and grown exponentially since then. 

some of the people on this list have been with me since corinne’s creation, and i’m so grateful for you guys putting up with me and all my doubts and constant procrastination. others, i either haven’t known very long or i simply enjoy having on my dash. but either way, i’m super happy to have all of you here and i hope there will be much more writing opportunities with you guys in the future! i’m sorry if i forgot anyone, but know that i love you very much, too. ❤

                                             THE BAES                                  ( aka the people who’ve been there from the start ) 

flirtiings - resilientbones / dangertomonsters / hustlespool - contemptuous-earl / niceassnovak - trionfale / desenchantee - innocentdelirium - michitariru - archangeloftheunderground - the-trancy-butler 

                                 SPECIAL SNOWFLAKES                                  ( aka new friends & blogs i frequently stalk  )

futuriistic - unblunting - rampantdoll - whatsthesiitch - drekihilmir - jacksoniisms - sollucem - galaxychord - winkchain - deepsubmerges -  deadxscream - streetratted - schrrecken - lumossolemx - slitheringout - seductiiones - notapriize - unobtrusiveandcumulative - rebuildruins - doucheteeth - hofdingi - tctally - praeclaruus - adeloes - manipvlare - learnedskill - falsedivinity / piousdemon / witherheart - travmsoldat - wxndybird - cxrrera - sxmniare - axgrus - malevolentate - warbent / hellgrazed - mxdame - minacixus / ofbastxrds - cullenry - mrhhumbert - montcgue - pcmegranates - drakedomitor / niveusanimus / emptium - ofwhitechapel - sordiiid - lamourhaine - ghoulardii - requieminred - siinnerr - corvussiin - wildliing - fearsobliviion - queenxcersei - unseenmockingjay - distruust - dieerstetraumer - mythologied - littlehuntxr - evidentem - nxrcisse - megaloism - inhumanistic - bloodthirstygod - machiavellicx - vinylchanges - southerncomforted / lipbiiter - frostivity - erroimmunis 

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nimphisms:

“Rehearsing The Play” — a deleted scene from “Lolita”, 1997.

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     With an earth-shattering noise, metal pipes splinter the floor of the arena, rising up from far below. They burst through the walls, surrounding Evangeline in a twisted crown of gray and silver metal.

     She looks like she’s laughing, but the deafening crunch of metal drowns her out…

     Her mouth is open wide, showing sharp little teeth. She looks hungry.

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The Imitation Game | Joan Clarke & Hugh Alexander requested by anon

Hugh? He’s a bit of a cad, actually.

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[text :: fuckboi] i know you're thinking dirty things, twerp

[text: smart hot girl] what

[text: smart hot girl] are you gonna do about it

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Leave a NSFW rumor in my inbox about my character and they'll react to hearing the news that said rumor is spreading.

Ⓦ

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wednesdcy.

                   ❛ if you keep talking to me you’re losing your head. ❜

          “Maybe I wasn’t talking to you,” he retorted. He’d      been kind of murmuring under his breath. Maybe this      girl was a little self-centred.

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(✿◠‿◠) Polyamory ships where all three go on cute dates

(✿◠‿◠)  Polyamory ships where they all hold hands and take up and entire street as they walk

(✿◠‿◠)  Polyamory ships where they all snuggle up in bed, limbs all tangled together

(✿◠‿◠) Polyamory ships where Person A & Person B get jealous of each other because they believe Person C is spending more time with their other partner

(✿◠‿◠)  Polyamory ships where they all braid each other’s hair and do their nails.

(✿ ♥‿♥) Shopping trips with a poly ship

(✿ ♥‿♥) ROAD TRIPS AND VACATIONS WITH A POLY SHIP

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ late night, muffled, ‘be quiet or the neighbors will hear us’ sex in a poly ship

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          “Gen. Please. You called me loverboy. There’s definitely      a thing between us. Don’t even try to deny it.” Her laughter       and smile are adorable, but he does his best to keep his cool.

She rolls her eyes and shakes her head at his shameless flirting, though she does appreciate it. She smiles back and laughs a chirpy little laugh (which always makes her think of birds, so she actually hates that adjective) before she nods her head. “Yeah I guess I will. But don’t think this means we’re a thing now. After the dance, I’ll revisit that notion. If y'want me to, that is.”

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                                                                   look at this tangle of thorns!

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          “You’re probably right. Zero chill Around you, anyways.”      He gives her a smile, ego needlessly boosted at her calling      him cute. “Will you go to the dance with me?” 

“You have zero chill, Humbert. Zero. But, yer cute. Ask away, loverly.”