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I feel like maggey byrde from aa would wear like a million good luck charms. Some on her jacket, some on her bag, on her keys, she finds a charm that claims to erase bad luck, she thinks; "huh, maybe that will help me from getting accused of murder!" Buys it and

She gets accused of murder

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ron delite thief of my heart

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That's literally what makes him so cool... I love him so much

Love this couple.

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here’s another delites opinion i have. i think with malewife x girlboss bi4bi ships we tend to default to the woman being the “excuse me he asked for no pickles” one and i get why i really really do but i feel like actually desiree would be like “ugh they put pickles in this :/” and then it’s like. you’re a minimum wage cashier and you have your back turned at that exact moment and you can kind of hear mumbling but you just tune it out because it doesn’t sound like it’s directed at you and then it turns into a shout of “PLLLLEEEEEEEEAAAAASSSE PAY ATTENTION TO MEEE :(” and you turn around and there’s this guy standing there looking like he could burst into tears, penny stardewvalley hair off the shits, and you’re like “…can i help you sir” and he’s like “Excuse Me. my WIFE asked for No PICKLES!! Well. err. uhh no not actually that’s not quite um what happened. i mean i was the one who actually ordered it while she was in the bathroom so i guess i asked for no pickles but really um the point is that she didn’t want pickles and…” and he’s just kind of rambling and trailing off and the whole time this woman in an unbelievably expensive looking bright red leather jumpsuit is sitting a few feet away staring at him with UTMOST adoration in her eyes and you’re just thinking “jesus christ why did i decided to become a fast food worker in the ace attorney universe” because like all good nameless minor characters created for a single joke post, you have fourth wall breaking omniscience. don’t get me wrong though, if he got pickles when he didn’t want them, desiree would absolutely say something this definitely goes both ways. equality and all that.

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i think part of what especially makes the delites so great is that yes ron is thee ultimate wifeguy but also desiree is just soooo ridiculously smitten she’s that post about announcing your pathetic and perfect boyfriend when you enter a room and making everyone applaud. she spends the entirety of the stolen turnabout talking about how she can’t stand thieves and then she finds out ron is mask☆demasque and she’s like “well. sure maybe i did say i hate theives but he’s sexy about it so it’s okay. he can have little a art heist. as a treat.” he could literally do anything and she would think it was the coolest thing ever. she was being held hostage and he saved her by just kind of swinging his arms wildly at her attackers to hit them while sobbing and begging them to let her go and she was like “ohhh i can’t not fuck him” like she literally told phoenix it was love at first sight. absolutely incredible.

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literally everything having to do with ron delite is hilarious. doesn't know what he's talking about ever. became a criminal to fuel his wifes shopping addiction. so pathetic that he gets declared innocent for a crime he's guilty of. when asked a question by his own lawyer he asks phoenix what HE thinks. admits to a murder he didnt actually commit several times on accident. found a dead body and instead of calling the cops his immediate, innate reaction was to hide said body. when asks why he hid that body in the safe his response is that it wouldnt fit in a drawer. confesses to being a criminal but the court cant do shit about it because of double jepordy. uses his freedom to run a rehab center for thieves, only to sell heist plans to said thieves. also uses his freedom to team up with his wife to continue stealing. flirts with another man in front of his wife and also an entire courtroom

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i think ron delite would be the type of guy to constantly ask “but would you still love me if i was a worm?????” to dessie and be dead serious about it

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Hell yeah

I’ve always had this ship in the deep recesses of my brain 😩

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My favorites <33 DO NOT SEPARATE THEM

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Better look at luke atmey

That it's finally me and you, and you and me Just us, and your friend Steve 🎶

The Delites!! ...And also Luke Atmey!!!

This was for an Ace Attorney Secret Santa from last year!! I had so much fun drawing them, they are so silly,,,

Btw my wrists still hurt so I think it's best if I take some time before answering the requests you guys have sent me. But thanks to everyone who has liked, reblogged and been waiting patiently, I really appreciate it 💖

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I LUVVV THE DELITES!!

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I love them so bad why do i love them i love them

mwah (⁠っ⁠˘⁠з⁠(⁠˘⁠⌣⁠˘⁠ ⁠)

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Mr hyde no don't take my teeth💔💔

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Alien moon walker...

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"i ask chat gpt!" Oh yeah?? i asked moon walker he told me to raise your boys to be sons and your girls to be daughters to walk in a straight line and do as they're told. Tell em they're worth only as much as they're making, that no one will love them if they don't fit the mold. We need a new god we need a savior, maybe a new start isn't the worst idea. We need a new god a great entertainer, we need an angel or something that looks like it.

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Moon walker as sonata dusk.... I'm gonna make the rest of the midnight club...

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I want to sightsee marbles so bad. I want to look at pictures of marbles and figure out which type it is. Is it glass? Is it metal? Does it have a pattern on the inside or outside? I want it all named in a book, and i want it now.