mrsdaveegbert

[mrsdaveegbert]

wow remember this blog

[mrsdaveegbert]

((s o i'll probably never update this blog because I don't really like Dave or roleplaying anymore

if my love for dave or roleplaying (or both!) ever come bac k I might continue the sex everywhere chronicles but chances are I won't sorry guys unu))

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gay sex

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remember when this blog was actually kind of in character and not just porn

i did it guys

i got john to let me touch his willy

his throbbing beef truncheon was inside of my mouth, fucking it like a forty year old virgin who just bought his first prostitute

egbert jr was launching baby batter like an infant on his highchair who doesnt want to eat his pees

but we put a plastic back around that baby so its ok there wasnt too much of a mess

he didnt touch me back but thats ok well get there next. no need to be impatient. the important thing here is i am  officially a cock sucker 

hell yes

doesnt get more gay than dave motherfucking strider

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ahahahahah memories

today has been the best day of summer yet

not only did john touch my dick

his dick touched my dick

doesnt get much better than this

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remember way back when

wow im at 30 followers i feel like i should reward you guys by telling you about the hot sex me and john have

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i just found your blog and was trying to read it chronologically when i realized that a read more link in one of rp posts don't work anymore since the original post was deleted. i assume you were trying to streamline your blog when you deleted it, but is there a copy of the dad/bro dinner entry that you can repost? i'd really like to read it. post/29582469021/dinner-was-so-fucking-awesome

((fffffffffffffffff im so done yeah i deleted it and now i cant get it back OTL i could try to rewrite it from memory maybe?????????????????))

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okay so a list of places me and john are gonna fuck

fridge

dryer

ghost buster pogo

futon

dad's bed

stairs

roof

shower

kitchen

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margaretmoonlights said: lets hate fuck

but i have a boyfriend

im sorry but i dont think hed appreciate me sleeping around who knows what kind of stds you might have

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stair sex

usually johns likes to keep his dick away from my mouth but after i gave him that nice blow job during the roof sex he decided that it was high time he "pay me back" i told him "thats dumb i love having your dick in my mouth. i love it as much as you love it being in my mouth. there is nothing to repay" but he insisted. plus hes never really given me a "proper" blow job before so this is kind of a huge step in our relationship

tbh i was kind of scared??? and i know what youre thinking youre thinking dude wtf why were you scared what do you even have to be scared of john is about to give you a blow job shouldnt you be happy this is every mans dream what is scary about a blow job

but my thought process was oh shit my dicks going to be all up in his face like a giant reminder that im a dude and hes a dude and were both total faggots and then hes going to realize he was never really gay he just liked anal then hed run to rose and pop her rosebud then theyd get married and have a million kids.

i mean like six or seven months ago he was completely sure he was 100% no homo and now hes fucking a dude in the butt daily so i mean it was kind of sudden change ya know. six months is not even long enough for a baby to fully develop is it long enough for john to be sure he actually likes being with a guy??? like shit do babies even grow penises at this stage i mean if six months isnt long enough to decide what sex a baby is then i dont think its long enough to know what your sexuality is john is still just a genderless fetus guys what if he leaves me

uh

anyway

i was sitting on the fifth step up and he was kneeling on the second or first step and in leaning in between my knees. the position was hot for two reasons

we were right in front of the door so it gave us that tingly bad boy feeling like "ooh anyone could just open the door and walk in and see us fucking thats so hot"

i was seeing him between my knees for once

he was unbuttoning my pants and i kept reminding him he didnt have to give me the blow job because he was making this face i cant even describe but it was definitely a negative expression even though hes kinda done it before i guess he was freaked out more than usual since we werent lost in throes of passion for once. normally he only goes down on me when were so drunk on lust i fear for our livers. 

at that moment he was completely lucid

it was exhilarating

he started out by licking up slowly. starting at the base then dragging his tongue all the way up to my head

it wasnt anything ~special~ but fuck if it wasnt the best damn feeling in the world. i guess my penis didnt taste as bad as he was expecting because then he got more eager mostly licking around the head while his hand stroked my shaft and at first that was good but it started to get monotonous so i was like "yo egbert gotta give me a little more than that youve seen me enough times to know how to make it good"

then he rolls his eyes at me acting like he isnt going to follow my advice before he tries to mimic what i do because we all know dave strider is simply the best when it comes to taking care of premium pork

it was actually kind of cute watching him suck on the head and oh man could that boy suck it was like having a soft moist vacuum around my dick for a second i thought he was trying to just suck out all my sperm rather than give me an actual blowjob and it was kind of working

then he attempted to salivate all over my dick which failed because his mouth was dry from nervs i guess and he ended up just spitting on it awkwardly before giving up and glaring when i laughed at him. he was all blushy and adorable i couldnt help it

then he tried taking in more of my dick but gagged really quickly his mouth must be really small or something he only got a few inches in before he had to pull back

that went on for a while until i came and it wasnt that intense but it was still a good orgasm like 7/10 stars

i felt bad for john because he tried so hard to do a good job so i tried to repay him for his repaying me

we flipped positions and i pulled his pants all the way off. it felt pretty good to see that he was sporting a stiffy not as hard as i usually get (im always one touch away) but still pretty impressive.

even though i liked seeing him between my knees being between his still felt even better. his legs were spread far enough that i could see his pretty little asshole. i started off by trying to take both of his balls in my mouth and slooooooowly stroking him which drove him fucking nuts

then i took my mouth of his nuts so i could press my tongue against his hole and started licking. i started off slow as my hand giving nice long lick and sometimes sucking on his balls a little before i focused all my attention on his ass

all the licking had him relaxed and loose enough that i could squirm my tongue inside him a little twisting it around before taking it out and giving his asshole a little suck.

his ass was so wet from my tongue i figured it wouldnt hurt to put my finger in him (after slobbering all over it) and guess what 

it didnt!

he seemed a little uncomfortable at first but then he started moaning panting and precum was beading at the top of his dick. i pulled my finger out spat on it a little more then started fingering him harder and i put my mouth around his dick. started bobbing up and down a little bit trying to time my bobbing with my finger fucking which got annoying after a while so i just went at whatever pace john seemed to like

before he came i made sure to pull my mouth off so he could watch his jizz get all over my face

john loves cumshots

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repaint of an old picture. i started this one in november but i wasn’t happy with it so i put it away. today i came back to it and finished. the last hour of work is documented on ls (the ls was longer but i must’ve DC’ed).

big thanks go to kowaikitsuneartist for being awesome and writing me a fanfic in the ls chat! also hugs for everyone who came. i had a great time with you guys^^

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ahahaha thats right i remember that

i still have those

somewhere

rockompreg said: You remembered <3

remembered what

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rockompreg said: You remembered <3

remembered what

[mrsdaveegbert]

whoops i uh.

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im hurt

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dear god make it stop someone get the fucking salt please

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2 things: you got a crazy ass libido and i thought we wre friends

yeah youre right about the first partbut last i checked friendship has nothing to do with relaying details of passionate coitus in random placesand if it does boy have i been doing this whole friendship thing wrong i guess i should go apologize to rose and jade for leaving out them out of the loops when it comes to my sex life