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Seungmin: 1 2 3 4 5

hit changbin with my beehive

6 7 8 9 10

won’t see him ever again

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Changbin: eenie meenie miney mo

catch a seungmin by its toe

if it bites tape it down

hit and bash blow after blow

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Seungmin: twinkle twinkle little star

I hit changbin with my car

ran him over once or twice

then went home to eat some rice

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Jeongin: hyung , i’m scared

Chan: what’s wrong, innie?

Jeongin: there’s a monster under my bed

Changbin: *on the bottom bunk* seriously???

Minho: good job my child, i have taught u well

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Taehyung: I have a new hack

Taehyung: eat toilet paper so it wipes dirt off on its way out

Jungkook: woah...

Namjoon: this is why we don’t let the 95 liners teach the baby anything 😓

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Jisung: knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

Hyunjin: wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad

Felix: philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

Seungmin: common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a smoothie

Minho: I hope u guys know that it’s 3 in the morning and chan will kill u if u guys wake jeongin up

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Jeongin: *still awake when it’s one minute past his curfew*

Jeongin: have u ever realized that lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake?

Chan: .....???

Woojin: this is why babies have curfews

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Jisung: what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises?

Seungmin: Huh???

Jisung: it becomes daytrogen

Seungmin: ...what?

Jisung: gud nitrogen

Hyunjin: sleep tightrogen

Felix: don’t let the bed bugs bitetrogen

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Felix: *sad*

Changbin: so ur feeling sad? have a loaf of bread. go ahead. shove that sucker into ur esophagus.

Changbin: bread melts into ur bloodstream and becomes happiness

Felix: ...

Changbin: well it could also give u diabetes but we’re trying to be positive around here