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i didn’t learn how to tie my shoes until i was 15 😛

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yeah i dual-wield

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okay yay awesome

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Raphael Headcannons

Raphael doesn’t say “I love you” often—but you feel it constantly. In how he adjusts your seat before you sit, in the way he always walks on the street side, and how his eyes linger on you a little longer than necessary.

He sharpens your pencils, straightens your books, and organizes your desk. It’s his way of caring for you—by making sure the world around you is neat and safe.

He teaches you swordplay gently. His hands wrap around yours, guiding your grip and movements. He’s patient, and every lesson ends with him quietly saying, “You’re stronger than you think.”

He prays for you. Even if you don’t believe or practice, Raphael always includes you in his prayers—asking for your happiness, safety, and peace.

His wings instinctively shield you. Whether it’s from falling objects, loud noises, or sudden danger, his wings act before he even thinks—always pulling you into safety.

He’ll fall asleep sitting up with you. Arms crossed, head leaning against yours, quiet breathing. He never lets his guard down for anyone… except you.

He secretly memorizes every expression you make. You once caught him sketching you in his notebook, face flushing slightly as he muttered, “I was practicing… shading.”

He offers you his coat when you’re cold—no hesitation. And insists you keep it, even if it means he’s left shivering. “I’m fine. You’re what matters.”

Raphael is a “silent presence” kind of romantic. He’ll just sit beside you while you read, his shoulder gently resting against yours. It’s enough for him. It’s everything for you.

He gets flustered when you compliment him. He’ll blink a few times, clear his throat, and then murmur something like, “That’s… kind of you.”

He holds your hand under the table. Especially when you’re nervous or anxious. It’s grounding. He never makes a show of it—just firm, quiet support.

He shows affection through protection. If someone insults you, Raphael’s eyes go cold. He doesn’t raise his voice—but his stare alone is enough to silence anyone.

He lets you see his softer side. Only you get to hear him speak with vulnerability, talk about his past, or share his quiet fears.

He makes you handmade charms. Protective sigils carved into small tokens—ones he tucks into your bag or slips into your pocket. “Just in case,” he says, but it means: I care.

You’re the only one who can make him smile fully. That rare, slow curve of his lips—the one that makes his whole face glow. And he only ever does it when looking at you.

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what was i cooking at 9pm on 420

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the angels (especially simeon) are good at doing bird calls

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I'm so excited to share this with you all! I wanted to do a magazine cover based on the new card art with Mephisto, Thirteen and Raphael.

I'm so happy with how it turned out and it was so much fun! Maybe I'll do some more with the other new cards 🤭💕

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Overheard

Rating: PG

Pairing: Satan XF!Reader

CW: Assumed cheating

Word count: Roughly .3 K

A/N: Satan overhears you and assumes the worst.

Images belong to Solmare.

Summer Obey Me blurbs

“Oh you are a cutie aren’t you!” The sound of your voice has Satan stopping in his tracks. Who could you be talking to? 

Backtracking a few steps and turning down the path following the sound of your voice. “Why I could just sit here all day with you!” For some reason your soft cooing, it has a voice at the back of his head whispering. Whispering how clearly you’ve fallen for some other demon, how you’ve just been playing with his heart. How dare some other demon steal you away from him! How dare you! Picking another demon over him!

Feeling the tight reins on his wraith slip as a dark mist starts to seep from his skin as he makes the final turn about to catch you in act. 

Only to freeze. 

“Satan! Look at this cute kitten I found hiding in the bushes!” Blushing at how idiotic he was being, he should have known the only things you make such sweet noises at are animals. “He looks kind of young to be on his own though.” That breaks him from his frozen state, stepping closer before planting his hands on his knees folding forward to look at the kitten in your hands. 

“Hm.” Looking at the kitten they’re probably just old enough to be off on their own. “I think he’s just old enough to be alone, but we could look around and see if he has any siblings nearby. Or if his mother is still close.” 

A short while later you have three kittens in your arms. Looking at Satan with a grin. “Wanna try and sneak them into the House? Just for tonight?” 

Lucifer had threatened to string him from the ceiling if he brought another cat home. “Lucifer has a no cat policy.” He doesn’t elaborate that it’s because of him. 

“You leave that to me, after all it’s supposed to storm tonight. Even Lucifer isn’t mean enough to let three little babies stay out in a storm.”

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day 282: what the hell?? BREACH IN SECURITY!!! GUARDS!!!! SEIZE HIM!!!! THIS IS THE WRONG ASMO!!!

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Do NOT let Beel fall asleep while cuddling you

Any longer than a nap and he will end up rolling over and unknowingly crushing you

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Letting LuciEx draw each other <3

Lucien treats art as a hobby, hes heavily inspired by retro (80s/90s) and 2000s anime. Couldnt figure out how to mash into one style so he drew Ex twice in each style.

Ex strikes me as someone who can draw really well, but never pursued art as a hobby. He claims he can't draw a circle and then produces beautiful art 😭 Since hes a detective I'm sure hes used to portrait sketches.

Original:

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taiki shuttle pngs for something im cooking 🥕

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mammons Q&A about “ hospitality meals” from b-logs September 2025 edition! original down below as always vv

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Now who sent me a ask with my full real name ❓

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Angel's Purity

HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE FANDOM'S SON, LUKE! plz continue being the best son of the franchise! WE LOVE YOU LUKEEEE ♡♡♡♡

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Speedpaint:

• i was kinda late to posting, considering i had a lot of assignments this week. but i managed to finish them AND this bday art!

• additionally, the background i used for this illustration is yet another Obey Me! background (celestial realm). i do not own this and i give full credit to the Obey Me! franchise. i just blurred the background to better focus on luke :)

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you're so sigma

Runs around in a circle thank you oomf u are most sigma of them all

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mammon and leviathan “ moment of choice “ Q&A from B-LOG issue june 2021!!

original down below vv