The police often question me just because they find me interesting… My beard alone has experienced more than a lesser mans entire body….. My blood smells like cologne… I have been known to cure narcolepsy just by walking into the room… My organ donation card also list my beard… I once punched a magician that’s right a magician… My hands feel like rich brown suede… I once had an awkward moment just to see what it would feel like… I live vicariously through myself… My charm is so contagious; vaccines have been created for it… I am the only man to have ever aced a Rorschach test… I once build a city out of blocks; now six hundred thousand people live and work there… Every time I go for a swim dolphins appear… Alien abductors have asked me to probe them… If I were to give you directions you would never get lost and you’d arrive at least five mins. early… My legend precedes me; the way lightening precedes thunder… My personality is so magnetic I cannot carry credit cards… Even my enemies list me as their emergency contact… I never say something taste like chicken not even chicken… I’m a lover not a fighter but I am also a fighter so don’t get any ideas!!!!
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