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Do you ever just go wow I have a lot of repressed anger

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MARCH 1ST

..SOLANA + KL + ANDRE

HERE FOR THE BEANS. 

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? (2019) ? (2019) ? (2020)

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christians: god is formless, god can come across as anyone or anything

person: god might be a woman

christians:

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Do you ever just go wow I have a lot of repressed anger

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Tumblr staff getting ready in the morning:

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every other pkm gym leader: hi! let’s fight! I think [type] pokemon are really cool and strong!

ghost and psychic gym leaders: I Have Supernatural Abilities And I Will Fucking Kill You

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What's wrong with grandpa??

he lied in bed for thirty years or whatever the fuck. while his daughter struggled to put food on the table. but then!!!! ohhh then! charlie gets a golden ticket and all the sudden that jackalope is hopping around the shack like he’s fuckin simone biles. i hate him i hate that free loader i hope he busts a hip and falls into the chocolate river

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JUST LETTING Y'ALL KNOW WHERE THIS BLOG STANDS.

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Minecraft player will know…

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china, 2500 years ago:

guy 1: hey what should we put in this boiling water

guy 2, an absolute fucking genius: uh……………..

leaves.

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My parents aren’t home

You know what that means

*sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room*

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potentially quit my job bc it was killing me but might be going to on call if things work out alright…in the meantime to sustain myself financially im gonna have to split my time between selling plasma & taking out payday loans while paying them off w other payday loans

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That's horrifying.

I was gonna make a “remember when captain america punched harley quinn in the face” post before realising that margot robbie and jaime pressly are not actually the same person despite the evidence that they most definitely are

I mean???

they are literally the same person???

for years I’ve believed there was only one of them????

but??? there’s two?¿?¿?¿

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me, starting a new game: i’m gonna be evil this time

me, 5 minutes into said game: Being Mean Is Not Nice

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Oh wow

I WILL NEVER GET OVER THIS!