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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

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random anecdote for father's day: one time during a long car ride my dad asked me, "you're familiar with Murphy's Law, right?" and i was like "isn't that the one about how anything that can go wrong will go wrong?" and he said "yeah, exactly" and i said "why do you ask?" and he went "well, have you heard of Cole's Law?" and i said "no, actually, what's that?" and he said "it's mostly lettuce and carrots with a little dressing mixed in"

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its crazy that a lot of what we call 'video essays' these days are basically low budget documentaries on increasingly weird and niche topics. no network approval no tv budget just one guy with maybe a hired editor/writer and a couple of friends willing to read voice lines. and then they put it on youtube like its no big deal. insane.

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anyone else wish they would get roped into a freaky friday body swap situation just for the hope that the other person will go "oh jesus fuck how do you live like this" and instantly validate your feelings of being Strange and Built Wrong.

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You can be talking to someone and she'll be like, "Oh I made a silly mistake. Women don't deserve voting rights teehee." And you'll be like, "What." And she'll be like, "Oh I'm sorry! That must sound so bad out of context. No it's this Tiktok meme where, if you're a girl and you do something dumb, you say 'Women don't deserve voting rights teehee.'"

And you'll be like, "That sounds bad." And she'll be like, "No no. It's totally not that bad. It's just a meme. Men say it too. Like if a man does something silly he'll be like, 'I am like those women who do not deserve to vote.'" And you'll be like, "Does that make it better?" And she'll be like, "Well there was one guy who tried to make 'Men shouldn't vote' a popular meme. But it never caught on and also he got yelled at a lot."

And then you drop it there because like, you're harshing the vibe.

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as a severely mentally ill 14 year old, I remember thinking “the medical system would treat me better if I was physically ill and not mentally ill” and then I coincidentally developed multiple chronic illnesses and found out that actually they dgaf even when you’re essentially bedridden

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Tankhun: You little son of a bitch!

Macau: What'd you say about my mother?

Tankhun: Oh, no, I meant your father

Macau: Okay, proceed

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Okay but who among you is gonna be brave enough to write Jes into the KP/LITA crossover as Venice's step dad???

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im a sucker for a good lita/kp crossover. love when all the theerapanyakuls are a supportive and happy family. love when vegas and phayu have a good father/son relationship. but. but but.

what if they didnt?

vegas (and pete!) are EXTREMELY maladjusted individuals who now have found themselves in a relationship while everything they currently know has crumbled before them. for all intents and purposes, kinn and vegas still hate each other and vegas is a fugitive, theyre all dealing with grief and loss and the machinations of korn. their “normal” isnt going to necessarily look healthy and supportive and nontoxic 100% of the time.

adding young children to the mix would throw everything into further chaos and just be THE WORST FUCKING IDEA and i for one would be FASCINATED with theerapankayuls trying to raise sons while still experiencing the ramifications of their own fathers’ interesting parenting choices. i imagine vegas would be very much in HELL NO mode when he finds out about venice/phayu. and then oscillate between complete dissociation and overcompensation because what the fuck does he know about being a good role model?

it would be interesting to me if phayu’s desire for control and discipline come from the complete lack of it growing up, from the hot/cold of unreliable parental figures who are trying their best but it’s not always enough. maybe he resents how similar he is to vegas, with his arrogance and grey morality and his need to dominate and succeed. maybe vegas resents that phayu does get to succeed and come out on top, when vegas tried all his life and never could. and he loves phayu but doesnt know how to show it, doesnt know how to navigate it when it’s all twisted up with the resentment and exhaustion he feels.

i think it would just be interesting if the theerapanyakul family remained just as messy and chaotic and not altogether Functional, even in the new generations

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You know those posts about one of Bruce’s kids getting kidnapped and him having no idea which kid they have based on the vague descriptions he’s given? Well now I can’t only imagine Bruce getting the dreaded call and immediately pulling out a guess who board filled entirely with his kids. Like

kidnapper: we have one of your children

Bruce: I have so many of those you need to be more specific

kidnapper: the loud and annoying one

Bruce, flipping down Cass and Duke: that does not help as much as you think it does

kidnapper: well he has black hair?

Bruce, flips down Steph: keep going

kidnapper: uhhhh? He’s short?

Bruce, flips down Dick and Jason leaving Tim and Damian: more specific

kidnapper: he’s been condescending and judgmental since we got him

Bruce: yeah they both tend to do that

kidnapper: he keeps throwing around words I don’t understand

Bruce, realizing that Damian and Tim are significantly more similar than he thought: uhh more specific?

kidnapper: more?? look just wore us the mon— WHERE’D HE HIDE A KATANA???

Bruce: ah you have Damian

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so funny to me the pope has siblings. imagine a bunch of people looked at your brother and decided he was the physical embodiment of god's will. like that kid kicked me in the head once.

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DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE NEANDERTHAL CHILD WITH DOWN'S SYNDROME? Because they're all I've been thinking about when I'm sad for the past few days. Their existence makes me less sad.

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Hate her or love her, you gotta admit ruby was one of THE best villains in supernatural. Cause like- you couldn’t even really tell until 4x22 that she was working for Lilith. Girl did not utter a word until the job was finished, left the monologue for when she was done. Like pop off queen, that is how treachery is done.

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the biggest mistake people make is assuming that weird sex with women is about mommy issues and weird sex with men is about daddy issues. wrong. a woman can be your father too. #feminism

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