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Pirate-themed Sentence Starters
For all your piratical RP needs, a collection of quotations sourced from pirate movies, songs, books, and history.
No survivors? Then where do the stories come from, I wonder?
I’m disinclined to acquiesce to your request. Means “no”.
Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate.
I think it’d be rather exciting to meet a pirate.
You’re off the edge of the map, mate. Here there be monsters.
So tell me, what’s become of my ship?
Good work. Sleep well. I’ll most likely kill you in the morning.
I steered from sound to sound, and many ships I found, and all of them I burned.
Oh, better far to live and die, under the brave black flag I fly!
There are hungers as strong as the winds and tides.
We extort, we pilfer, we filch and sack.
And there they lay, all good dead men.
Hang him from the yard arm till he’s sober!
And we’ll drink and be merry and drown melancholy!
I made up me mind and was well inclined to go to sea no more.
A lass ashore we do adore, one that is plump and round!
This fishy mermaid has warned me of our doom!
My pants are filled with starfish.
This is undoubtedly the seediest bunch of cutthroats, villains and scoundrels I have ever seen, so who hired them?
Fall down on your knees and beg for deliverance from damnation.
Me, I sails by the stars.
You’re honest and brave and true. You didn’t learn that from me.
There’s some unlikely beasts in the world, and it’s best to stay near the ones that you’ve bought drinks for.
Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarter, or take any from you.
Heaven, you fool? Did you ever year of any pirates going thither? Give me hell, it’s a merrier place.
It’s better to swim in the sea below than to swing in the air and feed the crow.
You won’t fight, as gentlemen o’ fortune should; then, by thunder, you’ll obey, and you may lay to it!
A taste for adventure is by no means a masculine monopoly.
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Send my muse a personal question. Ask them things you want to know!
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my muse is sleeping with yours, and neither of them can sleep. let’s make things interesting.
24 starters | possible NSFW | TW: night terrors, drugs mention
tired and sleepy
« i’m gonna personally beat up morpheus just watch me. »
« huh, fancy seeing you awake. i can’t really sleep either. »
« sleep is for the weak. and i happen to be very strong, apparently. »
« it’s been a while since i last managed to actually sleep. i’m almost used to it. »
« i usually just take pills but i finished them. maybe we can find something else. »
« i think there’s some chamomille, around here, but… i don’t really feel like standing up, now… »
awakened by a nightmare
« i’m sorry, i. i didn’t mean to scream. »
« calm down! calm down please! it was just a dream! »
« it… it was there. it was right there, i- … i swear i saw that- »
« it’s always the same nightmare. the same fucking nightmare. i’m… so tired. »
« i swear i saw something moving there. or maybe it’s just me being fucking tired. »
« don’t ask sorry. really. i wasn’t really sleeping either, just… what was that scream for? »
caught doing stuff
« just one more chapter and then i turn off the lights! promise! »
« i didn’t wake you up, did i? i didn’t think this would be THAT loud. »
« ‘night. or… morning, actually. no i didn’t just come back from the bar, i swear- »
« when i can’t sleep i cook. from what you see i really can’t sleep at all. want a cookie? »
« listen, just. just give me a second, i can’t fuckin pause online and we’re in the middle of a raid- »
« i’m up here because of that fucking mosquito, yep. if i reach for that asshole we can finally sleep! »
nasty content 👀
« woah, there. calm down. i thought you wanted to sleep~ »
« we’ll have plenty of time to sleep later. let’s have some fun, first~ »
« woah. do you have a knife under the blanket, or you had a very good dream? »
« the two of us, in the same bed. hm. this sounds like the beginning of a looong night… »
« weeeell, since neither of us is sleepy, maybe we can spend the night in some other way~ »
« i just had the best fucking dream, so. uh. i was wondering… would you be in to try and recreate it… ? »
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drunk/drinking starters!
20 starters | NSFW material | TW: drinking
« yep. yeeeep i’m gonna throw up- »
« what did you give me? that’s so good! »
« screw you, i’m not drunk. you’re drunk. »
« is it just me, or the world is spinning… ? »
« wheeew. you didn’t tell me you had a twin- »
« what the heck did you drink to end up like this?! »
« i’m not even dizzy yet. clearly i’m doing this wrong. »
« wanna see me chugging an entire bottle in one go? »
« geez, three drinks in a row? … you wanna talk about it? »
« i dunno if it’s the alcohol speaking… but this is awesome. »
« ok buddy, that’s enough for today. i’m bringing you home. »
« alcohol won’t make me forget, but i sure ain’t gonna stop drinking. »
« woah, how much did you drink?! you smell like an entire wine cellar! »
« trust me on this, this is some heavy stuff. i wouldn’t drink it if i were you. »
« remind me to never. ever. EVER touch a bottle ever again. i feel like shit… »
« i’m not saying that i told you to not mix all of that crap, but… well. i told you. »
« all right we’re naked apparently. great. how much did we even drink last night?! »
« helloooo cutie. can i offer you something? you look way too sober for this place. »
« i’ll have you know that i’m a drinking master. there’s no way you defeat a champ like me. »
« let’s just… let’s just do it already. if it goes badly tomorrow we’re likely not even going to remember it. »
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SEND ✘ plus a song title from broadway’s JEKYLL AND HYDE musical for me to write a starter that includes one of these lines! // PART 1
LOST IN THE DARKNESS
« please, try to hear me. »
« i’ll keep you near me. »
« i will find the answer! »
« i’ll never desert you. »
« i promise you this, ‘till the day that i die. »
FACADE
« the truth is that it’s all a facade! »
« that’s how our little game is played. »
« life is terribly hard, when your life’s a facade. »
« look around you! »
« what you see’s not what you get. »
« man’s a master of deceit! »
« hypocrites! »
« there are teachers who lie, there are liars who teach. »
« are we evil or good? »
« they don’t mean what they say. »
« they don’t say what they mean. »
« it’s a nightmare! »
« we stay on our guard. »
« though, we love the facade. »
PURSUE THE TRUTH
« how can i pursue the truth, when they can block each step i take? »
« you have come too far. »
« i must let my vision guide me! »
« there’s so little left inside me… »
« i started out on this alone. »
« who are they to judge what i am doing? »
« they know nothing of the endless possibilities i see. »
« it’s absurd…! »
EMMA’S REASON
« what kind of man is this you’ve taken? »
« you are mistaken! »
« time to awaken before it’s too late. »
« what i choose to do is decided by me. »
« when it comes to marriage, i must pick whom i prefer. »
« i am not a weak young thing. »
« i am not the protegee to waste your time on. »
« in his eyes i see what i am meant to be. »
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ALIVE
« i feel alive! »
« it’s a secret, sinister, dark and unknown. »
« i have a thirst that i cannot deprive. »
« never have i felt so alive! »
« there is no battle i couldn’t survive! »
« it’s a truth that cannot be denied. »
YOUR WORK - AND NOTHING MORE
« you have your work, and nothing more. »
« what is your demon? »
« you’ve never been this way before. »
« there’s something wrong. »
« i see the pain in your eyes. »
« have i become my work and nothing more? »
« i know that’s not what i’m living for… »
« it’s more than work - he is obsessed! »
« don’t be unkind. »
SYMPATHY, TENDERNESS
« friendliness, gentleness… strangers to my life. »
« i am in love with the things that i see in his face. »
« it’s a memory i know time will never ease… »
SOMEONE LIKE YOU
« i wander lost in yesterday, wanting to fly - but scared to try. »
« if someone like you found someone like me, then suddenly nothing would ever be the same! »
« i’d feel so alive, if someone like you found me! »
« all i have needed is someone there. »
ALIVE (REPRISE)
« predators live on the prey they pursue. »
« this time the predator’s me! »
« tonight i’ll plunder heaven blind, steal from all the gods! »
« i feel i’ll live on forever! »
« what a feeling to be so alive! »
« i have never seen me so alive! »
« such a feeling of evil inside! »
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GOOD’N’EVIL
« good is evil - and therefore all evil is good. »
« how do you tell evil from good? »
« evil does well - good… not so good! »
« it is plain good’s even worse. »
« say that and satan will laugh right in your face! »
« then try to be evil and good! »
NOW THERE IS NO CHOICE
« there is no choice. »
« i must put aside the fears i feel inside. »
« there’s no place to hide! »
THIS IS THE MOMENT
« this is the moment. »
« this is the day! »
« every endeavor i have made ever is coming into play. »
« this is the time. »
« all the dreaming, scheming and screaming become one! »
« all i’ve lived for becomes mine! »
« for all these years i’ve faced the world alone. »
« now the time has come to prove to them i’ve made it on my own! »
« i must not fall. »
« this is the moment, the greatest moment of them all! »
FIRST TRANSFORMATION
« i must be wise. »
« how will it be? »
« see the colours change before my eyes… »
« it is done. »
« dear god! what is this?! »
« something is happening… i can’t explain…! »
« a breathtaking pain devours and consumes me! »
« something is taking hold! »
« suddenly - agony! filling me! killing me! »
« is this death?! »
« look at me! »
« who is this creature that i see…? »
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I MUST GO ON
« i must go on. »
« things are not wrong just because they are new! »
« your dreams are mine. »
« who knows where my work will lead me? »
« just don’t leave me on my own! »
« the only thing i fear is the unknown. »
TAKE ME AS I AM
« where’s the prize i have my eyes on? »
« you know who i am. »
« take me as i am. »
« look in my eyes. »
« we’ll make that one dream come true! »
« give me your hand. »
« give me your heart. »
LETTING GO
« i am only trying to protect you! »
« i’m scared, my child. »
« i’m going to lose you. »
« i find it very hard to let you go. »
« we mustn’t be afraid of letting go. »
NO ONE KNOWS WHO I AM
« look at me and tell me who i am. »
« call me a fool.. and it’s true, i am. »
« i don’t know who i am. »
« it’s such a shame. »
« no one knows who i am. »
« am i the face of the future? »
« am i the face of the past? »
« am i the one who must finish last? »
« who will give a damn, if no one knows who i am? »
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DISNEY SONGS prompt | part 1 25 starters
THE LION KING - “CAN’T WAIT TO BE KING”
« i’m gonna be the main event »
« thus far, a rather uninspiring thing »
« i just can’t wait to be king! »
« i don’t need advice from little horn-bills for a start »
« everywhere you look I’m standing in the spotlight! »
MOANA - “YOU’RE WELCOME”
« ok, ok, i see what’s happening here »
« you’re face to face with greatness »
« what can I say except you’re welcome »
« i guess it’s just my way of being me »
« i’m gonna need that boat »
MULAN - “I’LL MAKE A MAN OUT OF YOU”
« you’re the saddest bunch I ever met »
« mister, i’ll make a man out of you »
« you haven’t got a clue »
« i’ll never gonna catch my breath »
« pack up, go home »
THE HUNCHBACK OF NOTRE DAME - “OUT THERE”
« i am a monster. only a monster »
« all my life i watch them as i hide up here alone »
« i wonder how it feels to pass a day part of them »
« what i’d give just to live one day out there »
« i swear i’ll be content »
BEAUTY AND THE BEAST - “BE OUR GUEST”
« it is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight »
« try the grey stuff, it’s delicious »
« you’ve won your own free pass to be our guest »
« life is so unnerving »
« it’s been years since we’ve had anybody here »
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Apology Sentence Starters
Adjust pronouns as necessary.
“Please forgive me.” “I didn’t want this to happen.” “I was wrong!” “I don’t deserve you.” “Please – just hear me out.” “You don’t have to forgive me.” “You know I didn’t mean that!” “I’m sorry.” “That wasn’t my intention.” “You don’t deserve this.” “Let me make it up to you.” “Please believe me.” “I want to make this work!” “Can’t we just talk it over?” “How can I fix this?” “I know I screwed up.” “I did this for you/us/them!” “If I could take it back, I would!” “I didn’t mean for you to get hurt.” “Tell me what I have to do to.” “I just wanted to apologize.”
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Blind Date Starter Sentences
“Are you ___?”
“You know, I had someone else pictured in my mind by the way you were described.”
“Is that a bad thing?”
“I’ve heard so much about you.”
“I’m ___, ___ friend. They set us up on a blind date.”
“Have you ever been set up on a blind date before?”
“Wow! I, uhh, I wasn’t expecting someone like you.”
“God damn it! Not you.”
“I guess they didn’t realize that we know each other.”
“Hey, you’re my neighbor, aren’t you?”
“Do you want to maybe do this again?”
“I’d never kiss you if you were the last person on Earth!”
“I hear this place has the best garlic bread.”
“You’re picture doesn’t do you justice.”
“Do you have Facebook?”
“Oh I looked through your timeline on Facebook.”
“Well, that’s not creepy at all.”
“Sorry, that sounded stupid.”
“Sorry, that sounded creepy.”
“I’m not really great at these things.”
“Do you date much?”
“What do you do for a living?”
“Do you have any kids?”
“I have a kid/have kids.”
“I just got out of a really bad relationship.”
“I’m recently divorced.”
“Look, I just don’t think we’re going to work out.”
“Look, I really like you. I think we could work.”
“Can I see you again?”
“We have a lot in common.”
“We have nothing in common.”
“I really want to kiss you good night.”
“Can I drive you home?”
“Can I stay for a little while longer?”
“There is no way in hell am I seeing you again.”
“Is that the call? I didn’t really think people did the ‘bail call’.”
“Are you going to answer that?”
“You know what, no. I’m having a good time with you.”
“I’m sorry I have to go. My little brother just fell and they took him to the hospital. I have to check on him.”
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Send “The floor is moving!” for our muses to get caught up in an earthquake
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Send “Collateral damage” for my muse to hurt yours accidentally
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