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[is alive and has to do stuff because of it] hmmm don’t like that

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I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

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once love, simon opens the cinematic doors for lgbt rom coms it’s over for hetero bitches

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One of my favorite things about biology is that there are so many diagrams like this that look like shitposts if you remove any and all context from them

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I’ve posted this before, but I will never be over it.

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credit: @spicedogsss

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i just left my job. i couldn’t work for that man after what he said to me.

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You are a SpaceX astronaut on Mars. The earth as you knew it was lost to a nuclear war between NATO and China/Russia. Luckily your mission was to construct the colony and you have enough supplies to survive indefinitely. It’s been 25 years since loss of contact. You hear a knock on the door.

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Please reblog, this is so important.

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everyday i think about how frank sinatra tried using his mafia ties to kill woody allen and i wanna know who the fuck stopped him.

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i hate when you miss someone but you doubt that they miss you so you just kinda exist in that space of not wanting to bother them, but wanting to talk to them and see them because you miss them and enjoy their presence so in the end you just kinda stay silent and hope they maybe miss you too