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I can't believe it's 2025 and we still don't have a way for me to give my empty uterus to a trans woman who wants to carry a child

For Sale: Ace Womb, Never Used

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I got that pin when my sis came out. Tonight I had a vision.

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The fact that i'm a rabbit and autistic is not news to you what's the problem

ceasar salad is the perfect food. lettuce is sensory heaven that tastes like nothing so you can add the tangy wonderful liquid gold that is ceasar dressing to it to make it yummers. Cheese is yummers by default. AND FUCKING CRUTONS???? So good. Perfect food. However there must be a delicate balance to the ratios. LETTUCE, my beloved lettuce and aformentiomed sensory heaven should be the star if the show. But it should not taste like lettuce. AND IF I AM HANDED A CEASAR SALAD THAT HAS TOO MANY CRUTONS I HAVE A PERSONAL GRUDGE AGAINST WHOM EVER MADE THAT POOR EXCUSE FOR A SALAD FOR ALL ETERNITY I WILL TIE YOU TO THE BACK OF MY CAR AND DRIVE INTO A DITCH WHERE A LOVELY PILE OF SOFT LETTUCE WILL BE WAITING TO CUSHION MY FALL WHILE YOU WILL DROWN IN AGONY AND CRUTONS FOR THE REST OF YOUR NATURAL DAYS. Ceasar salad my beloved <3

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I'M RIGHT AND YOU KNOW IT

ceasar salad is the perfect food. lettuce is sensory heaven that tastes like nothing so you can add the tangy wonderful liquid gold that is ceasar dressing to it to make it yummers. Cheese is yummers by default. AND FUCKING CRUTONS???? So good. Perfect food. However there must be a delicate balance to the ratios. LETTUCE, my beloved lettuce and aformentiomed sensory heaven should be the star if the show. But it should not taste like lettuce. AND IF I AM HANDED A CEASAR SALAD THAT HAS TOO MANY CRUTONS I HAVE A PERSONAL GRUDGE AGAINST WHOM EVER MADE THAT POOR EXCUSE FOR A SALAD FOR ALL ETERNITY I WILL TIE YOU TO THE BACK OF MY CAR AND DRIVE INTO A DITCH WHERE A LOVELY PILE OF SOFT LETTUCE WILL BE WAITING TO CUSHION MY FALL WHILE YOU WILL DROWN IN AGONY AND CRUTONS FOR THE REST OF YOUR NATURAL DAYS. Ceasar salad my beloved <3

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ceasar salad is the perfect food. lettuce is sensory heaven that tastes like nothing so you can add the tangy wonderful liquid gold that is ceasar dressing to it to make it yummers. Cheese is yummers by default. AND FUCKING CRUTONS???? So good. Perfect food. However there must be a delicate balance to the ratios. LETTUCE, my beloved lettuce and aformentiomed sensory heaven should be the star if the show. But it should not taste like lettuce. AND IF I AM HANDED A CEASAR SALAD THAT HAS TOO MANY CRUTONS I HAVE A PERSONAL GRUDGE AGAINST WHOM EVER MADE THAT POOR EXCUSE FOR A SALAD FOR ALL ETERNITY I WILL TIE YOU TO THE BACK OF MY CAR AND DRIVE INTO A DITCH WHERE A LOVELY PILE OF SOFT LETTUCE WILL BE WAITING TO CUSHION MY FALL WHILE YOU WILL DROWN IN AGONY AND CRUTONS FOR THE REST OF YOUR NATURAL DAYS. Ceasar salad my beloved <3

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Canonically, they both give horrible dating advice. Not only A.b.a.

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Forgot to post here, last batch of the sillies

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thought testament would be cool for kris :D

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Elphelt infodump & Faust being a fan of her band

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Magnet vs his dumb crt face

(Haven't drawn Deltarune stuff since chapter 1 came out, I can finally do these characters justice,,,)

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kill them with kindness? WRONG arbiter sign

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I can imagine anything

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pony thieves 💥💥

au notes ⬇️

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when the entity possessing your soul wants to listen in on the yuri developing in the other room

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Hey it's me, The Devil. Give yourself a choppy transgender haircut in the bathroom mirror. You'll feel so much better.

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Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Greetings

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I guess what Satanism means to me is embracing autonomy and fighting for the autonomy of others. If people want to demonize autonomy, education and pleasure then I'm going to embrace that and encourage the same autonomy for others. If I'm being called Satanic for supporting sex education and queer liberation then hell yeah I'm a follower of Satan. And for me, to be a follower of Satan is to prioritize health, pleasure and free will for all.

I practice Satanism by choosing education over ignorance, listening to my body and supporting autonomy for all