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Haters will imprison you inside a magic crystal and be like "If this seal ever comes undone the World will be plunged into Eternal Darkness and reality itself could shatter."

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the funniest shit in the world is that theres a polish grocery store called Leviathan like that's literally what its called

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evil warszawa be like: villainów

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i saw you and your male friend across the bar and noticed you're extremely weird about each other in various platonic and/or romantic ways Mind if i obsereve

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minos was such a pussy. if my wife gave birth to an epic minotaur baby i wouldn't have locked him in a labyrinth. i would have taken him to the mcdonalds play place (athens) every day and let him eat as many stray mcnuggets (athenians) off the floor as he wanted. i love you hungry son

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no more cold and calculating i want warm and calculating. i want characters who use deductive reasoning to figure out whether their friend would like a wool or cotton quilt based off of their lifestyle, career, hobbies, and habits. i want "your nails are often chipped because you work for a law firm as a typist for this company which notoriously underbudgets their IT department, so ive bought you a keyboard cover that will not only prevent manicure damage but is also sensory friendly because I know you dislike certain clicking noises". i want characters who figure out their friends entire schedules and social battery levels just by examining who only use that info to know when the best time is to hang out with them. i want characters who create elaborate, supervillain level schemes just to get their hands on some collectible they know their best friend wants. most of all i want characters who do not use intelligence and reasoning skills as a reason to be cruel but as a means to be kind

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me when a character who was completely powerless gains power and proceeds to lose themselves in the intoxication of it before coming to and being horrified by their own capacity for bloodlust

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must a villain be redeemed? isn't it enough that they're bitter, evil, and most importantly, hot?

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[Video Log #13.12.20XX]

[The video opens on Michael sitting at his desk, smoking a cigarette. It looks like he's been crying a lot, his eyes red and puffy. There's a nasty bruise on his face.]

Here's to another fucking year on this piece of shit rock... [He raised the cigarette a bit in a mock toast] 20 fucking years... 20 FUCKING YEARS! I've been here for 20 years and it never gets any fucking better! I think my therapist is just lying to me at this point just to get more money out of me...

[Michael smoked his cigarette, thinking about what to say]

I just wish I could do something, anything about them... They're assholes, They shouldn't be celebrated, They shouldn't be put above everyone else, because They don't deserve it! They just beat up and insult the ones They consider weaker and undesirable.

I just wish something would happen, i wish I could just escape this fucking life! No one would care! No one would care if I was gone! No one would care if i was fucking dead! No one would... care...

[Michael's voice trails off, he frowns]

Emma would care... she would always care... she's great like that... I think she's the only reason why I'm still alive... if she wasn't here... well things would definitely be different...

I don't even know why I'm recording this thing...

[Michael finishes his cigarette and turns off the recording]

[End of Video Log #13.12.20XX]

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Hell fire.

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summer nights and campfires

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Fear No Evil by SuperPhazed

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Trees which have been struck by lightning

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by Sam Johnson

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