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more mumbo for the poor and starved?

Yeah okay

Come get your rations

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18/08/25

FUN FACT: hermits can stack up to at least 4‼️

NOTE: i saw this pose and knew i had to draw these four in it. considering how great the dynamics are between them, there isn't much content with them all together, huh... welp.

the og pose by neponeponepo0:

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saw This Post n thought of bdubs

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Impulse plans Tango's funeral.

It's a trap, of course. Everyone knows it's a trap. But Impulse gets out his shovel and he assembles his team and he digs, digs, and digs. Illegal powered rails are placed and nailed into hard-packed soil and everyone expects it but he clutches the TNT in his hands and places them anyway.

A few feet away, an empty casket. There wasn't a body left to bury.

Still, Impulse plans Tango's funeral.

There's an itch under his skin, stings and fizzes like redstone powder rubbed against his palms. He sits underground and he waits and he waits and he waits for the chatter to die down and when it doesn't something breaks, shatters, explodes.

Here are three facts, in no particular order:

1.) Tango couldn't kill Impulse, even when he asked.

2.) Impulse once killed Tango because Bdubs asked.

3.) Bdubs once killed them both, no questions asked.

They haunt Impulse like an old ghost, like sand in his shoes, like blood under his fingernails. He digs and he's found out and he screams his throat raw because where are his teammates and he feels like he's repeating himself but he doesn't really know why.

The funeral needs to go on.

The red T stands. Not tall and definitely not proud, but it stands. And Impulse calls Ren and everyone else over but Jimmy doesn't come and nobody sits on the chairs. Impulse clears his throat but Etho speaks and it's all jokes and Impulse feels something sparking in his throat, shooting stars in his lungs.

Because Impulse knows how to be forgotten and he knows very little about being remembered. He knows how to join groups but not be in them, knows how to stand tall but not proud and how to obey but never praised. So Impulse thinks. He thinks about cooling corpse near a fortress of snow and how Bdubs said "He loves me." but not about him. He thinks of Tango's rage and he thinks of a clock that was always his and how it never mattered that they were teammates, did it?

Because a knife loves a turned back the way an axe loves a tree. How blood spurts like splintered wood blasts apart like shrapnel. And maybe Tango wasn't important enough to them but he said not my teammate when faced with lava and a willing face, so Impulse plans Tango's funeral.

Because he deserves it. To go out with a bang.

(Impulse lets himself laugh. Tango would have as well.)

So Impulse delivers his speech. It's sincere and the crowd aw's, claps, and—

BOOM!

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The dust settled, the baffled laughter subsides. Impulse's disappointment tastes like gunpowder and ash.

The casket remains empty, dirtied with soot.

Ren looks at him with blood-red eyes. Impulse sits on the grass, then lies down.

Here are some facts, in no particular order:

1.) Tango is dead..

2.) Ren died.

3.) Impulse died.

Here's a fact, to nobody else but Impulse:

1.) It should have been just him.

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big fan of their dynamic this session

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farrier horsedubs

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silly cabin crew doodle bc i think the bunkbeds are cutie

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i finally got to the part where bdubs plays etho in tennis!

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Scar doodle I made during class

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plz can we have tango eating bread, we will miss him🥹

😔poor guy, hope they can find a fun way to have him back o7

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Catcalls Tangotek

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Etho wants you to restock your shops.

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HADM 2 - Grian !

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no good deed goes unpunished

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Whatever man

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Quick zedoodle :3

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i love dungeon master tango so much, tired and hates his employer (he's self employed)