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Woah mercy, ain't that just the truth there, Mr. Jumba sir; my muppet eyes discover a many a new things on this here platform everytime I sign in. Mighty curious about you fellas too, I must admit, uh-huh uh-huh!

And ohhh yes, ya oughta see him in action; lil' guy sure can a rock and a roll, humina humina! Say now, you a fan of the king? 2:]

In all your years of Earth research, tell me: have the Muppets ever popped up in any studies? Are you aware of them? If so, what do you think of them?

Those are those puppets that are on TV sometimes, right? Very lifelike. It's fascinating.

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Woah mercy, hi there @stitch-elvis's papas, how ya doin'? Think you's his papas anyway. A pretty swell to know you's a knowin' about us muppet folk, uh-huh uh-huh 👉👉

In all your years of Earth research, tell me: have the Muppets ever popped up in any studies? Are you aware of them? If so, what do you think of them?

Those are those puppets that are on TV sometimes, right? Very lifelike. It's fascinating.

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Woah mercy, ain't that a song y'all sing @they-might-be-elvis? Think I heard it a while back, uh-huh

Great service isn’t born, it’s made.

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Woah mercy, I say this post deserves an extra 20k notes! Miss Piggy deserves it, uh-huh uh-huh

the whole "lipstick on a pig" thing makes no sense because the second we gave a pig access to makeup she became god's cuntiest soldier

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Dinner

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Woah mercy, mod's friend was a tellin' me somethin' thought-provokin' today.

He was talkin' about how funny it is that we say things like "we go together like the sun and the moon", and yet the moon "ain't exactly belongin' to the sun". Sure, we can see the moon because of the sun, but then again, we can see a lotta things because of the sun. Besides, what does a sun need a moon for? The moon moreso belongs to the planet, don't it? The planet gives the moon a home and in turn the moon gives the planet its tide. The sun's "just a warmth bringer that ties it all together."

Mod's friend is kinda funny for that. That ain't even the funniest thing about him, uh-huh uh-huh.

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Woah mercy, a happy pride to everybody who's doin' it!

I hope you're get the chance to celebrate who you are, whether you're in or out of that there closet. And if you're keepin' it low this year, that's cool too! It don't change who you are.

You define you. Be proud of who you are in your own way, uh-huh uh-huh.

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Woah mercy, trans people are people, a thank ya very much! 👉👉

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rough surf on the coast, i wish i could stay the whole day alone...

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Post mother's day treat to my parents, my aunt and nephew ❤️

Crispy truffle potato strings 🥔

Boneless buttermilk nori fried chicken and waffle 🧇 🍗

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Shrimp Tempura

this was amazing, it was hot and fresh!

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Happy pride month!! :D 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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april, come she will when streams are ripe and swelled with rain

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Little kid me was so right I should have been a chef

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Bestiesss...love them so much...

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We stay winning. No matter the cost