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hes a little bitch

Hello, Earthborn Hominids.

I am a dedicated disciple of our Muppet Prince(ss) of Darkness, and a friend to those within Croakers Wacky Muppetfriends, previously called The Brotherhood. I am a sincere artist and I live to create works for my leige.

DNI:

Klance shippers

MLP apologists

Horse lovers

Good omens fans

Miss piggy apologists

Anyone who violates @the-muppet-joker 's DNI

Strange æons fans

Anyone who believes in "the real muppet joker"'s garbage bullshit

Brennan Lee Mulligan fans

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love it when my friends say "you would do numbers on Tumblr" buddy I am on Tumblr. and the number is 3

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i miss the brotherhood

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@the-muppet-joker

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I would just like to say that this is honestly a disgrace to all muppets and needs to be burned immediately

the rest of my muppet!omens doodles, all together :)

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I see you burning him. That which I once loved more than life and creation and God. I see you from my hiding place within the bushes, the two of you drinking one another's blood. The fire is getting out of control. Even with the smoke, I can breathe far easier out here than I ever did inside your wretched home. I have come to pierce your heart, but I know you deserve far worse for burning mine to ash.

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The little lost maggot and the insidious stake crafter aren’t strong enough for the rot;

They’ll wilt and wither before their apotheosis.

Get rid of the dead weight whilst you still can;

Before they pull you down to their level.

They are the reason your power was waning;

The bells are calling for you, Gerard.

Burn the proxy burn the proxy burn the proxy

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Going to stab Gerard Way through the heart to end his Emo Crimes! My Chemical Romance more like My Chemical Ouch My Chest It's Been Stab

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I spent all night outside sharpening a stick and sharpening my mind. Entering my Vampire Slaying Era! OwO

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Kermit joker muppet clown vriska serket upside down homestuck calling me to bed mold exposure eyeless head plushie gone unhappy dick killing vampire pointy stick vengeful froggie on the prowl cumming in your favorite towel

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Don't fuck with a muppet unless you're ready for his Sharp Teeth and Wicked Hole!

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Whats in the bag in the closet btw

its kermits proxy that athena has been using to grt him ready for the ritual

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Muppets I'd Fuck (part 1)

Obviously this is not the complete list, but I wanted to discuss some of my top picks other than Kermit.

Count von Count

According to the muppet wiki, the count: "written to represent an adult with the psychological age of someone who is 1,832,652 years old -- and still counting."

That alone is attractive, but still, I keep finding him more and more tantalizing...

He's typically cheery, but is serious about his passion. I wish to interrupt his counting so he'll yell at me. Imagine him yelling at you with his hot accent hgggh. But I'd feel bad... ah well.

And that LAUGH oooougugggh the things he does to me.

Apologies, I've gotten a bit distracted. Now for the ratings.

Physical appeal: 8/10. Wish fangs were sharper, but he's still an attractive muppet.

Personality: 9/10. Hot and kind... wish he was meaner but would be a good bf

Charm: 10/10. Need I say more?

First post of this kind, I hope to improve.

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Excerpt from the fic I’m working on. Dead dove do not eat. Western Muppetfucking under the cut!

Kermit watched the clown slice the neck of the vile equine, the blood arcing in a beautiful way onto the cracked desert earth. The look on Joker’s face was that of determination, duty, and just a hint of glee having rid the world of one more monster.

It was so… arousing.

Kermit felt something stir in him, felt a thrilling, carnal desire that began at his muppet hole an ended at the tip of his now throbbing, erect felt member. He couldn’t hide it, not now, not ever.

Joker looked Kermit up and down, his sultry gaze lingering at the muppet’s bulging crotch. A sly, sexy smile began to twitch at the corner of his mouth. “Kermit. Stop looking at me like that. I may lose control.”

“And what if I want you to?” Kermit asked in a throaty, hoarse voice. “What if I want you to fuck me, Joker? No matter what the consequences. “

Joker blinked, taken aback. “Kermit, you know what my seed does to people! I don’t want you to be lost too.”

Kermit stepped forward, now eye level with the zipper on Joker’s crotch. “I don’t care. Take me, Joker. Take me right here, in the bloody dirt.”

A pained expression came onto the Joker’s face. Kermit knew him well enough to know the internal struggle; a war of love and lust. And he knew that that lust was winning.

Joker reached down a pushed his lips onto the muppet’s. His strong tongue pushed through Kermit’s lips, probing around his mouth and intertwining with his felt tongue. Against his leg, the Joker’s crotch bulged, hardening like a sword. Kermit clawed at the jeans, unzipping them and pulling down Jokers underwear, freeing the Joker’s enormous, delicious cock. Kermit moaned softly as the Joker unbuttoned his white shirt and felt around his back for the Velcro seam that held his muppet hole closed.

“You’re even sweeter than I thought you’d be,” Joker growled, his mouth close to Kermit’s ear. He gently, sensually, put a finger into the top of the seam, then pulled it down, ripping the Velcro with a deafening sound. Kermit felt his hole get wet with desire.

He screamed with unimaginable pleasure as Joker stuck his whole fist in Kermit’s hole, feeling around deliciously. He came violently, his cum mixing with the blood on the ground. Joker chuckled, kissing the back of Kermit’s neck as he did so. “Careful, little muppet, we’ve only just begun.”

Follow for more delicious muppet erotica!!! @the-muppet-joker I hope you like it!

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Ok. Fuck it. I am going into the alleged "meat closet."

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GIMMICKS I BEG

REBLOG THIS

@non-tyrannical-usa GET THE LIST PLEASE

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Deliberate

The benefits of asking Hoggle for a threesome with you (Kermit) and Joker. Hoggle says yes, and you spend the evening drinking muppet piss from his cock while the joker fists your muppet hole from behind.