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parting gift

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Hey gang for those of you waiting for my return just letting you know that running the muppet joker account has put a very real strain on my real life marriage and I have decided to step away from the blog for the foreseeable future.

I have been talking to her and everone else in my personal life "in character" as the muppet joker so that my blog would be as true to life as possible. I have been wearing Joker makeup around the house, which at first she found funny, but now she can't even look at me. I started compulsively fantasizing about the muppets and it's ruining our sex life. I accidentally called her Kermit in the bedroom and she made me sleep on the couch for a week.

Our son turned one year old this year on July 5th, on the day of Dashcon 2. My wife begged and pleaded with me to stay home and celebrate his birthday, but I was stupid and selfish and had become completely taken over by the muppet joker persona at that point. I went. I returned home to an ultimatum. Its my family, or it's the muppet joker. I chose my family.

Sorry tumblr. I have failed you. I have failed my wife. I have failed my son. I have to go now, to be with them, and to watch my child grow up.

Goodbye, Homosapiens

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Muppet Joker on their way to Dashcon 2

Song- FleshMaze Tango

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Damned

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In memoriam, one day he will return to us🕊️

Credits for clips:

@strange-aeons

@the-muppet-joker

@sandtastesgreater

@nyanmeada

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@yellowballoondogs

@heavenlyhelix

@toriimee

@charc0al-egg

@korven-kuningas

@muppet-lurker

@treacheroustrickster

@paperattheendoftheworld

@iceninekrills

@littlemsterious

@post-horse

@feltbones

(If I missed anyone lmk)

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Rest in piss @the-muppet-joker

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[Muffled Screaming from Muppet Superhell]

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To honor the Muppet Joker after their demise, the Musical InterDudes performed a heartfelt rendition of "Man or Muppet."

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The duel

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@strange-aeons killed @the-muppet-joker

R.I.P. in pieces 🙏🏼

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On the outside always looking in..

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Got the idea to make this after my last post. I was going to use Dedans theme but I think Pepper Steak works better.

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ballpit birth

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I have begun walking to Toronto.

Heh. Google maps underestimates the speed of my Joker Feet

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Eve from the Bible x Vriska Homestuck make out sloppy and wet

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A lot of you were interested in seeing the Sockpuppet Hot Glue Yaoi Drool Sting... might post pics tomorrow if you all bark and howl for it with enough feverish desire!