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BREAKINF: He Is FUCKING DIED.

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The Muppet Joker Endorses Vice President Kamala Harris For President Of The United States.

Who did you vote for?

I found an image of her edited like the Joker. Like me! I am the Joker of Kentucky and hopefully, with my vote, she will become the Joker of America (the President)

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As a member of an Indeterminate, Non-Denominational-Denomination Accessory Religion for Demographic purposes....... It's insulting..... being told to "Worship God"...... youve become so uncool..... joining a fucking monastery instead of STANDING UP FOR YOUR OWN VALUES...... need I remind you that the Catholic Church is NOT A FEMINIST ORGANIZATION..... they hate "Women" and "Minorities" and it's improssible to be a Dark Feminist when Banished to be behind their Imposing Institution and Artistic Walls........ Fuck..... I can't believe I'm even saying this right now..... You let us down...... I hope the monks kick your gay ass to the curb....

-@inquisitorcroaker

I'm not gay anymore I'm bald now

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Does anyone know of any adult Hobby Horsing leagues in Kentucky? I wish to gallop around until I stop feeling this Bad Emotion inside of me

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Bucephalus is dead.

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HeLlO. wIlL YoU Be mY MoThErFuCkInG FrIeNd?

I Believe You Know Full Well How I Feel About You, Gamzee. I'm Not So Sure If Friendship Is On The Table. I Suppose It Depends On Your Sobriety.

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HOW MANY MORE OF YOU ARE GOING TO COME OUT OF THE WOODWORK? CURIOUS TO MEET YOU. JUST BE WARY OF ENCROACHING ON MY TERRITORY, LITTLE THING.

@consciousgordiacea

I Have Been Around Since Near The Beginning, Although It Took Some Time To Formally Make Myself Known With A Blog.

It Is A Pleasure To Meet You. I Am Curious About Your Philosophies And Your Story Of How Ypu Came Into Being.

If You Would Ever Be Open To An Interview, Please Let Me Know.

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Reinventing oneself is difficult

This era has certainly ended;

I shall leave behind the rot and filth

But I will keep my name

My style, both in appearance and writing,

My voice;

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Ok you guys are all fucking freaks. Bugs are gross, vampires aren't real, and rotting meat is fucking nasty. Milton and Kermit are "kins" or whatever like they really think they are Alexander Hamilton and a fucking muppet? You are all actually so cringe. And Sage is like a furry or a therian or something? Like bffr. You're not a dog. And Sara? If you're reading this?

You're weird. Your music is weird. I'm not sorry for pouring beach and bug spray and shit on your nasty "pets" and I'm not sorry for deleting your "music" or whatever you call that shit.

Honestly you emos have been fucking cringe and the only reason I was even emo in the first place was because I was exposed to black mold or whatever.

Anyway it's been fun;

Bye!

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every time i see a post with Bill telling people to buy his book, it reminds me of the BDG “Buy My Bed” video. so i did this, as a way to celebrate finally getting my copy.

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Your Service Is Greatly Appreciated, Thank You. Forever Grateful For Archival Blogs Of Any Kind For This Exact Purpose.

there was a blog that reblogged miltons posts with a correctly spelled plaintext version of what he was saying although I cannot remember the name

If Someone Knows What Blog This Is, It Would Be Greatly Appreciated For Research Purposes.

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there was a blog that reblogged miltons posts with a correctly spelled plaintext version of what he was saying although I cannot remember the name

If Someone Knows What Blog This Is, It Would Be Greatly Appreciated For Research Purposes.

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Yes, It Does Appear That He Is Still Posting From His Other Blog.

However, An Anon May Have Pushed Him To Venture Into The Woods Again. Why Those Anons Are So Hellbent On Antagonizing Poor Milton Is Beyond Me.

I Will Likely Post A More Detailed Account Of Events, But For Those Who Don't Know, Croaker, In A Fit Of Jealousy Mirroring His Inferior Feelings Towards His Father's Horse, Bucephalus, Fed Milton Avocado In The Same Way He Poisoned Bucephalus (Avocados Are Poisonous To Horses).

However, Unbeknownst To Both Of Them, Milton Was Allergic To Avocados.

Thusly, Croaker Was Sent Into A Panic Of Guilt, Apologetic Towards Both Milton And Horses.

Milton Was Also Sent Into A Panic, Connecting The Allergy To The Poison Of His Previous Religion, Now Thinking His Avocado Allergy Is Because He Is Sinful And Not Faithful Enough To God.

I Would Like To Emphasize That Allergies Are An Elevated Immune Response In Reaction To Certain Proteins Or Hystamines, And Is Unrelated To Sin Or Faithfulness.

I Will Write And Reblog Updates As New News Unfolds.

As Many Of You May Already Know, Milton's Blog Has Been Deleted. If Any Of You Know Ways To Access Old Blog Posts For Archival Purposes, Please Let Me Know.

Does Anybody Know What His Last Posts Were Before Deleting? What May Have Caused This?

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I did not think feeding my homestuck moirail avocados to symbolically represent his betrayal that was the mirror image of my horse ex-brother's betrayal would actually hurt him. Does being a traitor make you a horse?

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As Many Of You May Already Know, Milton's Blog Has Been Deleted. If Any Of You Know Ways To Access Old Blog Posts For Archival Purposes, Please Let Me Know.

Does Anybody Know What His Last Posts Were Before Deleting? What May Have Caused This?

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Apologies For The Lack Of Activity. I Am Going Feral Over Billiam Cipher And Having A Job. I Will Post A Rundown Of Events Surrounding Sage And Athena When I Am Able.

I Am Also Working On A Deep Dive Of TMJ Horse Lore As Per Community Request.