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i went to "mad at me" island expecting to find people i knew, something i understood. but when my boat landed, standing upon the shore were a million empty husks wearing my own face. every foot of the island was occupied, and everywhere i went, they watched me with contempt. they never spoke, never breathed. they simply watched. no matter how i grovelled and begged, snarled and cursed, tried to hide or kicked and hit, they simply stared. the hatred in their gaze was inescapable, but i could hardly return it, knowing that their doomed existence was of my own creation. knowing that the hatred was nobody's but my own. in the end i just wept, unable to stand the relentless gaze of my own infinite glare.

the guy who i accidentally cut off in traffic last week was there also

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Christine Baranski BTS of The Gilded Age Season 3. 👑📱

📷 @louisa_jacobson IG reels

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Fun fact: for some reason men that compare themselves to golden retrievers on hinge do NOT like being told “bark for me dog”

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If you got enough money to live happily and comfortably for the rest of your life, but everyone who saw you immediately knew what fandom you are in and understood what that means, would you take it?

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some loser: humans are innately selfish creatures

my psych book:

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Pandora and Evils

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Hey there

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This 1911 book shows that taking photos of cats and furnishing them with an amusing caption was a thing long before the internet… https://publicdomainreview.org/collection/kittens-and-cats-a-first-reader-1911-cats-and-captions-before-the-internet-age #InternationalCatDay

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I want you all to imagine with me, if you will, what I witnessed today.

McDonalds parking lot. teenage boy. giant polished white ford Tundra. windows down. blasting. I mean BLASTING. Beethoven's moonlight sonata. boy demolishing burger.

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Frankly some of you should be hornier over weirder shit. The fear of being too genuine is the enemy of art. Be a bit of a pervert. It's good for the health. Doesn't have to be a sexual thing just own up to being a bit obsessed in some cringe shit it's fine.

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there are people with genders you will never comprehend and people fucking in ways you will never understand and people making art you just don't get and that shit RULES

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Some friends and I were talking about these goobers meeting. Hello little blonde robo-armed red coat-wearing anime protagonists

For those who need it, Ed is screaming that he’s a “Fifteen year-old man”

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elephant trunk snakes are absolutely ridiculous. That's a creature alright.

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3 of the makeup/wig test pics i took in my yard, just to see it in sunlight ❤️ i’m so grateful for all of the kind words across platforms on this, i wish I hadn’t been so afraid to cosplay Vash for so many years!!