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No one ever tell me anything bad about the person who runs this account.
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This is not a time-lapse video. Amazing footage of a river of lava moving at an incredible speed captured by photographer Ken Boyer.
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The fact this even needs to be a reminder is disgusting. Wtf, people.
DON'T HIT PEOPLE FOR DOING WHAT YOU PAY THEM TO DO





When you go to a haunted house, it may seem like you’re being funny by trying to scare the actors or jump out at them when you go through a second time, but guess what? ITS NOT FUNNY.
You pay us to scare you. It is your choice to go, so don’t fucking go through if you’re going to ignore the rules and get too close to the actors as a ‘joke’.
These bruises happened because over the course of 4 hours, several people ignored the instructions that CLEARLY stated that they were to wait in the front room until told otherwise. Rather than listen, they ran into the next room and slammed into me- effectively throwing me into the wall. This didn’t only happen once. It happened ten times at LEAST.
Then we had this asshole who thought that once I ‘died’ for the haunt, he could pretend to kick me to see if I’d moved. I, being used to people abusing me- jumped back and slammed my head into the concrete wall.
YOU ARE NOT FUNNY BY BEING RUDE AT A HAUNTED HOUSE. WE ARE PAID ACTORS THAT YOU CHOOSE TO COME AND SEE PERFORM. YOU PAY US TO SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU, SO DONT HIT US WHEN WE DO
I feel that this is relevant considering it is October and more Haunted Houses are opening up. I know it seems funny to scare the ‘monsters’ but all you do is hurt real people. So stop.
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Bandersnatch sounds like British slang for pussy
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Billie Joe Armstrong literally wrote a song about coming out as bisexual as a teenager, and then like two years later wrote one that was pretty much all about dressing up in drag and getting fucked by/fucking guys, and y'all STILL say he’s a “straight ally” because he married a woman??
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Dakuwaqa is the shark god from Fiji. Dakuwaqa is described as a human that can take the form of a large shark or any other creature he desires but his true form is that of a human with the upper half of a shark. Dakuwaqa is the Fijian god of the sea who is worshiped by fisherman asking him to keep them safe out at sea. Dakuwaqa is featured on the back the Fijian ten dollar gold coin along with an octopus which represents the fight he got into with a goddess who turned into an octopus to fight who Dakuwaqa while he was trying to conquer Kadavu Island Dakuwaqa ended up losing the fight due to the goddess pulling out all of his teeth causing him to promise not to conquer Kadavu Island.
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I love you, fish
I'm gonna make some art and you should too!!!! that's right baby, peer pressure
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Mind your own buissness!
I have an axiety tick where i scratch my hand or arm to the point of bleeding and scaring. As a result i have a massive scar on the back of my hand from the base to the knuckle. At work i wear a sleave used to protect us from out knifes and to hide the scar. the 1 day forgot it at home and i had over a dozen people ask me what happened, 3 made "jokes" about my boyfriend stabing me. another started preaching how god hates people who self harm (ive been clean since 2014) and got to the point i started panicing and scartching it again and making it even worse. Fuck all of them. Why the hell would you ask why someone has a massive scar? what if i was stabed. or what if it was from a tramatic event? Im lucky its just from axiety. Mind your own buissness assholes.
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