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babe as heck

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@ ME

Happy Salentine’s Day! ❤️💙💜💗

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this IS MY FAVOURITE THING

Something happened with my tumblr app so everytime I see a wordsandquotes post, there’s a picture of that dude from impractical jokers holding a pancake and giving the camera a thumbs up?????

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this actually makes me feel soooo much less paranoid

Scary Fact #6: Wow.

You are more likely to die slipping in the bathtub, getting struck by lightning, or drowning in the bathtub, than from Terrorism.

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The Jokers trying to suppress their giggles during the Laugh Man Standing challenge.

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the Japanese flag

is literally just a pie chart of how much Japan is Japan

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A shoutout to demigirls, genderfluid girls, bigender girls, nonbinary girls, agender girls, and anyone who has ties to womanhood but doesn’t fully identify as a woman.

Happy international women’s day to you too :)

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How-To: Get Through The Day

Watching drunk Q rap on Periscope is what I needed to get through the day.

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top: me everyday

bottom: me @ q

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so fuCKING PUMPED

United Kingdom! Catch Q and Sal on Drunk History tonight on Comedy Central UK.

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ITS COOL Q. I WANTED MY HEART TO EXPLODE ANYWAY.

Matthew Lewis met Brian Quinn during Comedy Central’s Impractical Jokers Tour live show at Barclaycard Arena, Birmingham UK on Saturday, 14th January 2017. Video by Dave Cribb on Twitter: @BQQuinn @Mattdavelewis the first meeting is a thing of beauty.

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EVERYTHING HE DOES FUCKS ME UP

LIKE UR SO CUTE STOP WHY?

up to something look

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Consent is like a traffic light.

When they say ‘stop’, you stop.

When they say ‘maybe’, you get ready to stop.

When they say ‘go’, you go.

And like a traffic light, their signals are not optional.

For example, if they say ‘stop’ or ‘maybe’ and you decide to keep going, you will get hit by a truck.

MY truck.

I will run you over.

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don’t they always?

they all look so nice 

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Oh my god, is that Jaden Smith?

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50 things about me

1) Put your music on shuffle. Give me the first 6 songs that pop up.

I’m Not Okay I Promise- My Chemical Romance

Diamonds And Why Men Buy Them- Pierce The Veil

High School- SayWeCanFly

I’m Made Of Wax, Larry, What Are You Made Of- A Day To Remember

Floral & Fading- Pierce The Veil

Holding Onto You- Twenty One Pilots

2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?

Ummmmm obviously Q, Sal, Murr and Joe. Duh?????

3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.

“I need to move to Portland or something. I need coffee.”

4) What do you think about most?

Death. jkjk Impractical Jokers and cats.

5) What does your latest text message from someone else say?

Literally no one talks to me.

6) Do you sleep with or without clothes on?

Depends.

7) What’s your strangest talent?

I’m a contortionist. Also, I can name every Impractical Jokers episode in order.

8) Girls…. (finish the sentence); Boys…. (finish the sentence)

Girls are hot boys are not. Except for Q, Sal, Murr and Joe.

9) Ever had a poem or song written about you?

Yes.

10) When is the last time you played the air guitar?

Idk. That’s so obscure. I don’t keep an air guitar log.

11) Do you have any strange phobias?

No?

12) Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?

Yep. Many times.

13) What’s your religion?

Q’s hair.

14) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?

Burning in the sunlight.

15) Do you perfer to be behind the camera or in front of it?

In front of it.

16) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?

I can’t answer that. I can’t put them in order.

17) What was the last lie you told?

That I did my Spanish homework.

18) Do you believe in karma?

Yerp.

19) What does your screen name mean?

Just a random blog about Impractical Jokers.

20) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?

Insomnia and fangirling.

21) Who is your celebrity crush?

Q, Sal, Murr and Joe.

22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping?

Nah.

23) How do you vent your anger?

It depends. I self harm, punch shit, yell, binge watch Netflix and ignore my problems. The usual.

24) Do you have a collection of anything?

Impractical Jokers memorabilia, WWE action figures, band tees, Vans and Converse.

25) Do you perfer talking on the phone or video chatting online?

I don’t really have a preference.

26) Are you happy with the person you’ve become?

Meh.

27) What’s a sound you hate; sound you love?

Anything loud. Q’s laugh.

28) What’s your biggest “what if”?

What if Sal and Q never put up another ‘What Say You?’ podcast

episode. 29) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?

Mhmm.

30) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.

My computer screen.

31) Smell the air. What do you smell?

Goldfish.

32) What’s the worst place you have ever been to?

High School.

33) Choose: East Coast or West Coast?

East.

34) Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?

LADY GAGA FUCK ME

35) To you, what is the meaning of life?

Bet you’d never guess... Impractical Jokers

36) Define: Art.

Fart throwing.

37) Do you believe in luck?

Somewhat

38) What’s the weather like right now?

It’s 11pm, idc.

39) What time is it?

11pm

40) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?

Yes. No.

41) What was the last book you read?

Like real book? Ummm ‘Reasons To Stay Alive’

42) Do you like the smell of gasoline?

Yes.

43) Do you have any nicknames?

Everyone does.

44) What was the last movie you saw?

I don’t really watch anything other than Netflix horror movies.

45) What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had?

My heart imploded when Q’s underpants were pulled down.

46) Have you ever caught a butterfly?

Probably???

47) Do you have any obsessions right now?

PFFFFTTTT GTFO

48) What’s your hair color?

At the moment it is pink.

49) Ever had a rumor spread about you?

Hasn’t everyone?

50) Do you believe in magic?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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when someone says they don’t like or know the guys/show