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good morning everyone. in case you were wondering, nate’s vegas boys trip is going well

bonus: going very very very well indeed

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Not an art post but! My signed Adam Larsson stick came and im so happy!!! I just wanted to share :)

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I love you Sebago, I would die for you Sebago

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can you guys make my sisters rabbit famous. ok thank you

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I’d really like to finish this sketch but i have no time 😭 so Tiger Centaur!Adam

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when ur mutuals are mutual with each other 

pro: squad con: i saw this post like 18 times today

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I think a crucial cultural difference between f1 and motogp fanbase on tumblr is it's almost taboo to gif crashes and drivers walking out disoriented while motogp fans are like here's when marq almost died and where's when he slid on bare concrete for 100ft and here's when he blew his dick off

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Reblog to give prev the power to write their fanfiction

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with the dress code rules going away, we’re about to witness some incredible fashion from geno this season. i can’t wait. let me see all your horrible denim, honey.

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do your ever get excited to see certain mutuals in your notes like yes i pleased the Friend

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Quick silly little Penguin!McCann and Leopard Seal!Larsson doodle inspired by my friends response to the photo below the cut :)

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Made this for a buddy of mine but heres William Eklund animal crossing dog

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hot bitch alert 🤠

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Okay Joey is losing to Nico Hischier in @hockeyblorbopolls * (which is actually Swiss on Swiss violence) and I do understand the charms of Nico Hischier but YOU YES YOU need to understand the charms of Joey Daccord because underneath his rockin bod he is also a goddamn delight.

*he's losing by a fair margin but I am drunk on power from Burky's poll success so we are gonna try some MORE PROPAGANDA BABY

Vote for Joey HERE ⬇️ https://www.tumblr.com/hockeyblorbopolls/786886557792600064/which-of-these-players-is-more-blorbo-nico

He is best friends with Kraken mascot and notorious critter Buoy who he hugs vigorously whenever he's given a chance to yeet the fish. They visit schools together

[ID: Photo of Joey Daccord and Kraken mascot Buoy, a blue-haired troll, on stools at the front of a classroom. End ID.]

Buoy has taught him how to use the t-shirt cannon

[ID: Joey and Buoy stand on the ice at the Kraken skills showcase. Joey is in shorts and his legs look fantastic. Buoy is demonstrating how to use a tshirt cannon. End ID.]

And they were honored guests and each other's dates for the most recent "Oops All Goalies" game.

He loves to play the puck -- which can make him a dangerous wildcard for other teams and sometimes gets him into trouble. It makes him incredibly fun to watch, and he brings that energy to celebration, when he mimics the handshake line from the net during games and rushes to his boys after. In one memorable instance of "zoomies" he overcommitted...

[ID: gif of Joey rushing a celly. He jumps to fling himself on his teammates and absolutely wipes out, falling out of the pile and onto his back. He is unhurt and it is incredibly funny. End ID.]

He's generally down for anything, whether it's putting on his gear for a pretty adorable Alaska Airlines commercial, modeling a Kraken oven mitt

[ID: Joey has received a Kraken branded oven mitt at practice, which he immediately replaces his goalie glove with. He waves to the camera with the mitt. End ID.]

Or photo shoots with fish

[ID: Joey makes a funny open-mouthed face at a stuffed salmon, which he holds in both hands facing him. End ID.]

And the Kraken has in turn given him a platform for his F1 with Joey Daccord series, which is just him talking at length with the mini mic about Formula 1 (bonus points huge Lewis Hamilton fan). He comes prepared with notes. I'm only not linking because it'll take you to my personal insta but there's a BUNCH and they're super cute.

[ID: Joey in a black Ferrari team jacket talking animatedly about F1. There is a notepad on the table in front of him full of bullet points in black marker. End ID.]

Other things you'll notice if you go to his insta is that he is a MAMA'S BOY he loves that woman and he is a graphic design king, that man is going crazy in Canva. After any major event for him you'll usually find an edit set to music after and I just imagine him late at night smiling away with fond memories as he chooses his fancy lil backgrounds

[ID: Joey in his Team USA gear from IIHF worlds. The photo is sepia tinted and made to look like it is a Polaroid part of a collage. End ID.]

A core Joey memory for me is when he shut out VGK at the Winter Classic and his backup tendy Chris Driedger held him like this

[ID: Driedger tenderly holds Daccord with both arms and talks into his ear while Daccord has his face buried in Driedger's shoulder. My Roman Empire. End ID.]

This is without even getting into his Firebirds days and everything he meant to that team in their historic Calder run. If you want to get a flavor, though, I'd recommend his interview as a special guest on team roasting show "Tenny's Talks."

And oh yeah. He has a rockin bod.

[ID: Joey in summer of 2025 climbing onto the back of a boat with a wakeboard under his arm. He is wearing a wetsuit pulled down around his waist, and his sculpted upper body is fully visible. The wetsuit is tight over his thighs and his quads bulge over his knees. End ID.]

Vote Joey, the Mayor of Coachella Valley!