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i feel like high school/middle school sitcoms set the unrealistic expectation of being able to have lunch time outside
#yeah you either had to eat in the canteen or outside#and once you were done eating you had to leave the canteen and go outside#except for ME MWUAHAHAHA#i was a music prefect and *we* were allowed to eat in the only building in the school that had both central heating AND air conditioning#and we got to stay inside the whole lunch break AND kick other people out of the building#life was good
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Feel free to reblog to have more people to vote. Feel free to explain why you voted the way you did. DO NOT SENT ANON HATE FOR HOW PEOPLE VOTED.
#oh wow tree you've reminded me#i *also* came from Pinterest#specifically because i went looking for the fan artists i kept finding there#that was ten years ago many phases have happened since
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at the function. straight up 'checking it'. and by it. lets just say. my tumblr
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having a freeze response to stress is so funny in the context of normal adult stressors. millions of years of evolution are trying to tell me that the email will not find me if i stay very still and do nothing
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my 3 girlfriends (and yes, they breathe stormlight)
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with the ascension of taravangian as retribution, roshar no longer experiences any weather other than eternal rain. so basically, he turned roshar into england, which really is evil.
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#nowadays it's mostly when i drive#which is most but not all days#does social media and sound clips count? in which case probably every day? but i personally don't think that reaaaally counts
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im about 5 fucking seconds from putting the peeps in the chili pot and adding the m'n'ms.
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Welcome to my ancient Roman villa. We’ve got running water. Fancy, I know. I paid a lot for that. There’s our household gods. They live in the breakfast nook. Oh look and here’s my husband Julius. He’s playing games with our daughter Julia and our daughter Julia and our daughter Julia and our daughter Julia and our
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glad to know that the answer to "who got shallan in the jasnah/hoid divorce?" is apparently kelsier. make her worse my man
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poor renarin man he was going trhough it i dont mean the gay thing i mean having shallan as a sister in law can you imagine being autistic and anxious as fuck and then ur brother's wives are all batshit crazy dragging you along to do similarly batshit crazy things all while promising that it will get reallllyyyy good really soon come on renarin come into the fun & inviting Time Prison with me (spiritual realm) with me to hunt ancient gods and evil spies come with me i swear it'll be fun we can do murder & more murder & more murder did i mention the ancient gods and the evil spies come into the Evil Time Prison the devil's there and your dad too it'll be really fun I swea
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inject the hummus directly into my veins i want my plasma to taste good on some naan/pita 🫓 WAIT THERES A NAAN EMOJI? 🫓? A DELISH LITTLE WHEEL FOR YOU AND ME? 🫓??? WANT A BITE?? TAKE A NIBBLE OF THIS DELIGHTFUL BREAD? 🫓???
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Doesn't your girlfriend have a side account where she draws lesbian pregnancy fetish art?
look I'm single but I fully support my imaginary girlfriend's side hustle, she's just trying to keep a roof over our heads and food on the table 😔🙏🏼
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