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"who asked" and "it's just a prank bro" had a horrible horrible baby called "you fell for the ragebait"
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im like a kinder surprise egg because you can snap me in half but instead of cheap plastic toy there'll be wires and batteries which are probably less fun to play withi need to go to sleep
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i used to keep a list of bone apple teas (replacements of a word with a similar sounding but incorrect word). here's some highlights for my audience of nobody
"seriously disney? i'm applaud"
"the sweden sour girl"
"i will perform marshall arts"
"i think i have cargo tunnel"
"sorry if it a fended anyone"
"get me a blow me and cheese sandwich"
"are you a pre-madonna girl"
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i had an identity crisis in a hobby lobby bathroom and all i got was this stupid t-shirt
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one time i dreamt about the octopus from the cuphead run n gun level and it scared me so bad i woke up and the first thing i wrote in my notes was "smiling pctopus scared the shitout of me"
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that feature where tumblr shows you posts based on your following blogs' likes is a blessing and a curse. i like trying to deduce which one of my friends has been perusing the sonadow tag recently but i don't like random horny textposts with like 5 notes being the first thing on my dash
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when will anyone appreciate the hard work i put into doing absolutely nothing all day #lifestyle
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great image my sibling sent me
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sorry i can't i've been busy with the trials and tribulations lately
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i once heard someone say that grey's anatomy is like cocomelon for millennials can someone confirm or deny
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i'm glad nobody talks about 'the waffle house has found its new host' anymore. sometimes i forget its existence entirely and those moments may be why my mental health is improving
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self care is leaving when the server votes roblox hq
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people should edit this picture with their fandom's cast but make them all say "alive but gay"
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you know that thing that happens when you try looking up an obscure meme format that sends you down a rabbit hole ending at dozens of art pieces of people transforming into kung fu panda characters
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in a fair and just universe there is an equivalent of doesthedogdie dot com for minecraft challenge videos
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