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Steven Universe: Eh, I don't really feel like saying "girlfriend" or "wife". Maybe they're together. They have a special connection...

(gets violently shoved aside)

The Loud House/Craig of the Creek/The Owl House: Pfft, amateur. "My GIRLFRIEND Sam and I..." "I'm texting my GIRLFRIEND, mind your business." "Luz's new GF showed her..."

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going through old photos of trips i took to see a band i liked that broke up today. forgot about this lsd dream emulator moment somewhere in the middle of missouri

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I have to remember every 5 years that when I was a little kid my dad was having obsessive spirals about things he did wrong like 30 years prior and his talked to his therapist about it and you know what they did NOT say. They did not say "hmmm well have you learned your lesson changed your behavior and atoned?"

They said "that sounds like a really unhelpful and distressing thing that your brain is making you think about All The Time. How about when that happens you try to think about something that makes you happy instead"

(My dad carried a picture of me at age 4 with a large inflatable dinosaur in his wallet for this purpose) (hard to ruminate about past failures when looking at a picture of your kid enjoying a large inflatable dinosaur)

Anyway. Fucking... stop thinking you can Solve Ethics by spiraling you fool. It's the Ethics Cuckoo. Fuck that guy

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🔶 bo’s expressions in No Follow 「game」

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🔶 bo’s expressions in No Follow 「game」

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Bullying Celestia would be really easy. All you’d have to do is open a history book and go ‘damn girl you let that happen? Wouldn’t have been me’

ultimate checkmate for like, most monarchs and deities tbh

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They're just two little creature fillies jamming out (or in scootaloo's case, Vibrating) to Simpsons Penis Music. Can life not get any better?

Ideal state of being

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w. was this on purpose

OH NO IT WAS NOT BUT OH MY GOD

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driving as a form of transhumanism

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fucking. what?

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AADGSFKLGJ FUNNIEST WAY IVE EVER BEEN BLOCKED

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fish people