muttsdoghouse

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I’m not a therian but I am a dog

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Thank you to everyone who got me to 100 likes!

YIPPOE YIPEOE YHIPEEEE

THANMNK YOU @grape-jucie-dog FUR BEING MY 100TH LIEKE EEHEEHEHEH >:3 IM SHARJNG MY FAVORE STICK WITHF YOUU :D

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hands you my job application that’s just a piece of paper with the word ‘dog’ written on it in crayon

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Imagine hatimg me and I'm over im my room like:

Ramma-lamma-lamma-ka-dingity-da-dinga-dong

Shoo-wop-sha-whada-whadda-yippidy boom-da-boom

Chang-chang, changity-chang-shoo-bop

Yip da dip da dip shoo bop sha dooby do

Boogity-boogity-boogity-boogity-shooby-do-wop-she-bop

Sha-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-yippity-dip-da-do

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I’m definitely a dog person cause i can pick up my dog and play a sick guitar solo on her and cats just aren’t always down to jam like that

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wags tail wags tail wags tail wags tail wags tail wags tail wags tail wags tail wags tail wags tail wags tail wags tail wags tail wags tail wags tail wags tail wags tail wags tail wags tail wags tail wags tail wags tail wags tail wags tail wags tail wags tail wags tail wags tail wags tail wags tail wags tail wags tail wags tail wags tail wags tail wags tail wags tail wags tail wags tail wags tail wags tail wags tail wags tail wags tail wags tail wags tail wags tail wags tail wags tail wags tail wags tail wags tail wags tail wags tail wags tail wags tail wags tail wags tail wags tail wags tail wags tail wags tail wags tail wags tail wags tail wags tail wags tail wags tail wags tail wags tail

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me sleeping the day away again and again

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Howre you a dog? Are you like a furry or one of those fuckin therians???? Like I'm confused

Not a fiurry or therian!!!! [THOIGH I THINK BOTH COMMUNITIEs ARE SYPER PAWSOME!!!!!!]

I'm a non-human alter in a system.

I formed due to a pawful od reaseons, all of them linked to trauma in some way shsape or form—but a safe thjng I can share, is becuase I split from an alter who was also a german shepherd. So it impactsd my majn appearance like... A lot.

I'm just a sentient german shepherd in a human body :3 I can still function as a human amd do everything that we, as the bdoy, can do but... I'm a dog eheheheh 🐾‼️

If you have any more specfic quesutins, I'll be happy to answee!!!! :D

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OGUGH ITS 4TH OF JULY AND THE FIREWARKS AR ESCAIRNG MME OUGHH..... :(

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Hiya Mutt! :D Just a reminder that you're very silly and you're great

- friendly neighborhood bunch of grapes

WOAHA THIS IS SI NOICEE :D THABK YOU SO MUCH BUCNH OF GRAPES ANON‼️🐾

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leaf, can you do that spelling thing

SURE!! EHHNMM UH OKI OKKKKAYYYYYY... LETS SEE...

A-C-O-U-C-H-I.

Acouchi. :3

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Pubby

Wuppy

Buppy

Bippy

Ouppy

Wibby

Pobby

Guppy

Woopy

Dawg 🫵

Woah... SO RELA!! BARK ABRK ABRK BARK BARK HOOOOOWWLLLL EGHEHEHEHE

I fele like this absk is ageeasivleyl petting me...

N if not then..... IM AKSING FUR THEM >:3

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me and who

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Big chomping mouthful of fucking soils

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"you better not be snug as a bug"

my snug ass:

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Some kind of wuppy

OHOHH MY DOG EEHEHEHEEHE...

THIS HAS BEEN IN MY ONBOX FURNSO LNG OH MY DAYS..... HEAD IN APWS. I'M SOS SORRY IT TOOK ME THAI LONG TO HET TO JESSEEEEEE 💔🐾🐾🐾