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WHY WONT YOU ADOPT ME!?
WHO EVEN ARE YOU!?
I CAN BARELY KEEP NAMES OF MY DEMONS, THATS WHY THEY'RE RENAMED
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Lol
gotta love a dog that just doesn't care if the ball of fluff is spicy or not, it will eventually surrender to the warm
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Lord muzan.
Why is Rengoku on the ceiling?
I didn't know he was even on the ceiling.
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We need more water in order to dilute human stomach acid to not burn our own.
i love when cats roll around all cutely and then they look up at you like ₍^. .^₎ umm hi did you notices how cute i just was? did u see?
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Actually, no not really. Our stomach acid is a bit weaker than humans, the main reason why no demon leaves the stomach alone.
i love when cats roll around all cutely and then they look up at you like ₍^. .^₎ umm hi did you notices how cute i just was? did u see?
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Demons drink like 70× out bodyweight a day.
Also, the barf actually doubles as fertilizer and a alarm system.
i love when cats roll around all cutely and then they look up at you like ₍^. .^₎ umm hi did you notices how cute i just was? did u see?
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We didn't really have the time to sit and shit. So we just sent mark with our faces and barf to mark territory.
i love when cats roll around all cutely and then they look up at you like ₍^. .^₎ umm hi did you notices how cute i just was? did u see?
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I like touch
gotta love a dog that just doesn't care if the ball of fluff is spicy or not, it will eventually surrender to the warm
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Dont understand
gotta love a dog that just doesn't care if the ball of fluff is spicy or not, it will eventually surrender to the warm
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We don't shit. Or piss. We barf.
i love when cats roll around all cutely and then they look up at you like ₍^. .^₎ umm hi did you notices how cute i just was? did u see?
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Eating anything.
i love when cats roll around all cutely and then they look up at you like ₍^. .^₎ umm hi did you notices how cute i just was? did u see?
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What? I don't do that. I throw up on the carpets.
i love when cats roll around all cutely and then they look up at you like ₍^. .^₎ umm hi did you notices how cute i just was? did u see?
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Okay.

You probably have had this submitted already but this came to mind when i saw this blog
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