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Would Liu-Shidi be so kind?

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Drew a fic cover for Shen Yuan of No Relation by @grubus - a fic I highly recommend btw if you want to see Shen Yuan be three apples tall and trying his best

I hope they actually turn out to be related because I think it would piss Shen Jiu right off

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“Liu Qingge! At least wash up first, you uncultured brute!”

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With the bro !!!

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Here I go again.

Okay, so it's a fairly popular theme for Luo Binghe to get pissed/jealous/possessive/offended over some other demon picking a fight with Liu Qingge, let alone actually managing to hurt him. That is his nemesis, fuck you, find your own. Reasonable and valid, I agree!

But consider the other direction: some fucker showing up with heavenly energy/techniques/artifacts that are very specifically and pointedly designed to fuck over demonic energy, picking a fight with Luo Binghe. He can't die but he is both allowed and encouraged to have difficult, dangerous fights as long as he wins in the end.

Maybe this was originally a plot from PIDW after complaints that Bingge was neglecting his spiritual cultivation for the demonic powers? So SQQ is expecting this to end with Bingmei having a breakthrough in his spiritual cultivation like Bingge did, though he's looking for a chance to intervene anyway bc that's his husband you're beating up, dammit.

That is not what happens.

What happens is a pissed off War God with his 100% spiritual only cultivation slamming in to absolutely shred this asshole, because who the fuck do you think you are? What do you think gives you the right to come sticking your nose in with cheap shot specialist attacks and toys when other people have been cultivating for years in order to defeat Luo Binghe properly without cheating! Fuck off back to whatever hole you crawled out of before he breaks your neck.

TL;DR, the possessive rival vibe should completely go both ways and LQG will be nearly as unhinged about strange cultivators going after LBH as LBH is about strange demons attacking LQG.

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The Summer Xiao-Jiu died

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Fanart for @missxuniverse's bingyuan streamer au fic "Followed, Liked, Subscribed"!! The image of binghe letting the mask slip for a sec and screaming into his mic was too visceral, so i had to draw this moment. All the dialogue is ripped straight from the fic, go read it 🫵

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So the cumplane runaway au has been in my mind rent free for the past two weeks and so I churn this out so pls excuse the word vomit as I explain what happens in this au.

SQH and SQQ realizes the other is a fellow transmigrator way earlier before the immortal alliance conference (in between the skinner demon arc and the demon invasion arc) probably due to SQH unknowingly outing himself and begins bonding with each other. SQQ brings up the sun moon dew mushroom and neither were planning on getting it until after the conference like canon. That is until they begin seeing how stressed the other is about their respective jobs/narrative roles after some drunk bonding sessions and convince the other to fetch the sun moon dew mushroom tgt and plant it so that they can fake their deaths to avoid doing paperwork and their narrative roles (SQH’s idea) and maybe go monster hunting/sight seeing around the world of PIDW instead (SQQ’s idea).

So during the IAC they fake their deaths just before SQQ has to push LBH into the abyss. SY and SQH wake up 5 years later in their plant bodies and immediately go monster hunting rpg style. They work as rogue cultivators and also trade in any rare monster parts to earn further income. They camp out during the night and huddle for warmth around the fire while reminiscing about their past lives (plural). They visit an abandoned temple for a forgotten goddess only to run into the cult that worships said goddess, causing them to almost be midsommar-ed. They visit a supposedly cursed sea only to run into the sea creature ‘haunting’ it and barely escaping with their lives. They visit lost cities to find supposedly extinct beasts and go bury treasure hunting, etc etc. Cumplane basically tour PIDW and have their best life (mostly) free of stress.

Meanwhile, if we rewind back to the IAC just after SY and SQH faked their deaths, SQH’s body is obvs now soulless and dead but the system forces SJ’s soul back into his og body and LBH still gets pushed into the abyss anyways opps. In the aftermath, SJ explains what happened with SY!SQQ and how basically SY and SQH are transmigrators and their whole situation from what SJ understands. SJ was a ghost all this time after the system forced his soul outta his body and he was lowkey haunting SY but SJ wasn’t always conscious, he probs only saw what was happening with SY!SQQ half of the time bc of the system. Cue Cang Qiong trying to track down one temporary SQQ and their logistics peak lord bc CQM is kinda burning down without him (and also to make sure both are ok)

Meanwhile, LBH speeds through the abyss and plans on taking over Huan Hua like canon and through some protagonist IQ bullshit that I’ve yet to come up with (probably through a grieving MBJ who's kinda been going crazy in the northern desert?) he realizes that SQQ is SJ but not his shizun, and he learns that CQM knows both SY and SQH are still alive and are trying to find them. LBH abandons his plot on taking over Huan Hua to team up with MBJ to find their two not so dead peak lords. 

Cue CQM vs the demon lords racing one another to find cumplane first for 6-7 years. 

Now back to cumplane. The two are enjoying their adventures together for a year or two after waking up in their plant bodies when they run into LBH and MBJ arguing with LQG in a village they’re travelling through. Cumplane realizes both the demon lords and CQM are trying to find them for some reason and panics when they overheard that SQQ is somehow still alive even though SY is right there and panics harder when they realize OG SQQ is back. Cumplane runs for their lives thinking they're fugitives now because their previous sect and the two demon lords are there to kill them/arrest them for impersonating a peak lord.

This is all I got for this au so far lol, this is still a wip so some things might change

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Me, a clown: hey i kind of miss drawing flowers, lets work on a garden for my next poster 🤩

My hand one week later: angry carpel tunnel noises

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jbsss extra 4

bella and edward are gonna be VILE just u wait

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jbsss episode 11

something about the existential horror of being flagged as a reader insert in a ya romance novel, vaguely aware that something’s off but unable to understand what

jacob grows a brain cell. everybody cheered

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moshang 🧎🧎🧎

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Prince of the North

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I am rereading svsss right now and work has not been horrible for the past few weeks so here is some fanart