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thanks for such happy fluffy wayhaught! love them southern girls. btw, where is pergutory supposed to be? do we actually know?
Trust me, it’s my pleasure to write fluffy WayHaught! I think the general assumption is that Purgatory is somewhere in Texas, but I don’t think any of us really know..
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hear me out: a cutthroat kitchen-type contest for fanfic writers. contestants are given a different trope to write each round. sabotages include making an opponent write in first person, requiring them to write in a particular AU, making them incorporate the opening structure of my immortal. alton brown looks over your shoulder while you write the smut.
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We’re in an abandoned lodge in the middle of nowhere. Sure, you’re totally right, nothing bad could ever happen here.” Wayhaught plz Thx! Ur a cray cray good writer!
99. “We’re in an abandoned lodge in the middle of nowhere. Sure, you’re totally right, nothing bad could ever happen here.”First of all, thank you, you’re so sweet. Second of all, here’s your story (:
“Waverly, can I please take this blindfold off already?
“No, you’ll ruin the surprise.”
“Remind me why again. Why am I letting you do this?”
“Because you love me, and it’s our 2-year anniversary which you said I could plan.”
“This blindfold is ridiculous. I’m taking it off.”
“No, not yet!”
“Ouch, you didn’t have to slap my hand so hard.”
“Well, stop trying to ruin the surprise.”
“Ugh, I can’t stand being blindfolded.”
“Oh, so it’s okay if I’m blindfolded in the bedroom, but God forbid that Nicole Haught gets blindfolded!”
“Come on, Waves. You know that’s different.”
“Whatever.”
“Baby?”
“Yeah?”
“I love you.”
“I love you too. You can take your blindfold off now.”
Nicole took no time in removing her blindfold. She was dying of curiosity to see where Waverly chose to celebrate their anniversary. They got out of the car and leaned against the side of the car facing their destination.
“You like? It’s a cute little cottage.”
Nicole glanced around. She hoped that there was more that she just happened to have overlooked. When she realized that it was just this building and the-the trees, she lost it. “You brought me to an abandoned cabin? In the woods?! Have you never seen any horror films? Ever?!”
Waverly placed her hands on her hips. “Overreaction much?” She walked over to her girlfriend and gently touched her arm. “Seriously, Nicole. What’s the worst that could happen?
“We’re just staying in an abandoned lodge in the middle of nowhere. Sure, you’re totally right, nothing bad could ever happen here,” Nicole said, and Waverly thought she won until “Said every horror film victim EVER.” Nicole threw her arms in the air in frustration. She couldn’t believe that Waverly would want to stay out here the entire weekend.
“Nick,” Waverly said playing with Nicole’s fingers. “I just - I thought it could be romantic.” She looked into Nicole’s brown eyes, “You know, we’re a world’s away from Purgatory and from the massive cockblock that is my sister.” Waverly had a mischievous glint in her eye that Nicole knew well and became weak at the sight of it.
“Hmmm, well when you put it that way,” Nicole replied. She picked Waverly up and started kissing her. As their kissing got heated, Nicole placed Waverly down on the hood of the car.
“Fuck!” Waverly pushed Nicole off of her.
“What wrong?!”
“The car still hot, you asshole.”
“Waves, I’m sorry! Let’s go inside. I’ll make you feel much better.” Nicole picked Waverly up bridal style which caused Waverly to scream with glee.
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17 or 11, Wayhaught of course ; ) Thank you!
11. “Don’t you dare throw that snowba-, goddammit!”There’s a request for 17, so don’t worry, I’ll get to it (;
“Nicole! Nicole, wake up!” Waverly jumped on the bed where the slumbering officer lay.
“No, sleep now,” Nicole grumbled.
“Please, please get out of bed.”
“Noooo, come BACK to bed.” Nicole blindly grasped in an attempt to pull Waverly back into bed with her.
“Fine, but you brought this upon yourself.” Waverly hopped off the bed, and Nicole slowly started falling back asleep.
“What the hell!” Nicole was startled awake by the freezing air. She looked to the foot of the bed and saw Waverly with the covers in one hand and a playful smirk on her lips.
“Now come on,” Waverly tossed her girlfriend a pair of warm pants. “Get your ass in these, and let’s go!”
“You’re lucky I love you,” Nicole grumbled as she slipped her pants on. She was suddenly hit with another piece of clothing.
“And this,” Waverly’s voice cheerily rang out.
After Nicole finally got dressed, Waverly tugged her to the front door. “Ready?”
“For what, Wave?”
Instead of answering, Waverly swung the door open and Nicole was greeted by the feel of winter’s crisp air and the blinding light reflecting off of the blanket of snow that covered the surrounding land.
“It…snowed?”
“For the first time in 40 years. Now come on!”
Waverly ran into the snow without a care in the world leaving Nicole at the door who was fondly watching.
“Nick, come on.”
Nicole was a southern girl through and through and was not about to voluntarily throw herself into Satan’s ice chest. “I’m fine here, Wave. I prefer to enjoy the view.”
Waverly pouted, but Nicole adamant and was not going to allow her girlfriend to win this one. She crossed her arms and leaned against the door frame.
“Could you at least call Wynonna, so SOMEONE could enjoy this with me?”
“That I can do,” Nicole pulled her phone out and texted Wynonna. When she looked up, Waverly was gone. “Wave? Waverly?” She looked around confused. “Where the hell did you go?”
She heard the snow crunch to her right, and she turned her head. She saw Waverly trying to creep up on her with something in her hand. “Is that a snowball? Waverly, I swear to God! Don’t you dare throw that snowba-AH goddammit! Come here!”
Nicole took off after the smaller girl forgetting about the snow all around. She tackled the smaller girl to the ground and pinned her arms above her head. “I win,” she gloated.
“Really? Because look who’s playing in the snow,” Waverly smiled.
“If I knew it was this kind of party, I would’ve said no,” Wynonna said. She walked over to the couple, “That is unless it’s my turn with Haughtstuff next.”
“Not a chance, Wynonna. She’s all mine,” Waverly said as she flipped the distracted Nicole and straddled her. She gave Nicole a look, and after a pause, they quickly jumped up and charged after Wynonna not caring that they were already soaked to the bone and freezing.
#ask prompt#saythatoncemorewithfeeling#wayhaught#waverly earp#nicole haught#wynonna earp#wayhaught fic
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Wayhaught 50 please c:
50. Writer’s preferenceAlright so for this one I chose number 32. “I think I’m in love with you and I’m terrified.”
It was New Year’s Eve and the whole town was packed into Shorty’s. Well, it wasn’t QUITE the whole town, but Waverly sure felt like it was. “Thank God I don’t have to work,” Waverly thought to herself. She was one of the lucky few who were given half a day today. As she retrieved her drinks, she gave – what she hoped to be – an apologetic smile to the bartenders. She made her way back to her table where Nicole sat lazily smiling at her.
“Ya back!” Nicole shouted as she threw her arms in the air. “C’mere, Waves,” she patted the unoccupied seat next to her. Waverly giggled at how drunk Nicole was, but she knew she wasn’t too far behind her either. “My drink!” Nicole reached over, but Waverly easily swatted it away.
“I don’t think so, Miss Officer. I think you’ve had enough. These are mine now!” Waverly teasing poked her tongue out and pulled the drinks to her body.
“Noooooo, please. I’ll be good. Jusst gimmie.” Nicole pouted.
God, how does she look so cute like that? Waverly leans in and kisses Nicole’s pout.
Nicole smiled contently. “Thas nice, but still want my drink.” She pouted again.
“You’re lucky that you’re cute,” Waverly grumbled and gave Nicole her drink. Nicole gleefully took the drink from Waverly.
“Alright everyone,” one of the bartenders yelled, “get ready for the countdown.”
“Wavy?” Nicole gently said. Waverly turned her attention back to the redheaded girl. “I just – I – I’m scared.”
Waverly was confused. What happened in the moment that she looked away to scare Nicole? “What’s wrong?”
“I-I think,” Nicole started and took a large gulp from her drink, “I think I’m…in love with you, and it fucking terrifies me.” Waverly’s jaw drops in surprise. Nicole nervously looked into Waverly’s blue eyes in a desperate attempt to read her mind.
“4…3…2…1…HAPPY NEW YEARS!” The bar cheered.
Waverly pulled Nicole in for a kiss. When she pulled back, she rested her forehead on Nicole’s and said, “I’m scared too, but we’ll figure it out together, yeah?”
“Hmm, yeah,” Nicole said returning to her giggly-drunk self. “Let’s dance!” She suddenly suggested as she pulled Waverly to the dance floor.
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send me a pairing and a number and i'll write you a drabble
“Come over here and make me.”
“Have you lost your damn mind!?”
“Please, don’t leave.”
“Do you…well…I mean…I could give you a massage?”
“Wait a minute. Are you jealous?”
“Is there a reason you’re naked in my bed?”
“I almost lost you.”
“Wanna bet?”
“Don’t you ever do that again!”
“Teach me how to play?”
“Don’t you dare throw that snowba-, goddammit!”
“I think we need to talk.”
“Kiss me.”
“Hey, I’m with you, okay? Always.”
“So, I found this waterfall…”
“It could be worse.”
“Looks like we’ll be trapped for a while…”
“This is without a doubt the stupidest plan you’ve ever had. Of course I’m in.”
“The paint’s supposed to go where?”
“You need to wake up because I can’t do this without you.”
“We’re in the middle of a thunderstorm and you wanna stop and feel the rain?”
“I’ve seen the way you look at me when you think I don’t notice.”
“Just once.”
“You’re the only one I trust to do this.”
“I can’t believe you talked me into this.”
“I got you a present.”
“I’m pregnant.”
“Marry me?”
“I thought you were dead.”
“It’s not what it looks like…”
“You lied to me.”
“I think I’m in love with you and I’m terrified.”
“Please don’t do this.”
“If you keep looking at me like that we won’t make it to a bed.”
“You heard me. Take. It. Off.”
“I wish I could hate you.”
“Wanna dance?”
“You fainted…straight into my arms. You know, if you wanted my attention you didn’t have to go to such extremes.”
“Hey! I was gonna eat that!”
“Have I entered an alternate universe or did you really just crack a smile for me?”
“You did all of this for me?”
“I swear it was an accident.”
“YOU DID WHAT?!”
“If you die, I’m gonna kill you.”
“Tell me a secret.”
“Hey, have you seen the..? Oh.”
“No one needs to know.”
“Boo.”
“Well this is awkward…”
Writer’s preference
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send me a pairing and a number and i’ll write you a drabble
(Part one: 1-50)
51. “What the hell are you wearing?” 52. “Can I kiss you?” 53. “Who crawls through someone’s window at 4am to go for ice cream?!” 54. “I don’t hate you. I could never hate you. That’s the problem.” 55. “Our first date is a picnic on a beach under the stars? Have you swallowed a romance novel? Do I need to call a doctor?” 56. “I can’t stand the thought of losing you.” 57. “Teach me to fight.” 58. “I’d die for you. Of course, I’d haunt you in the afterlife but really, it’s the thought that counts.” 59. “Tell me to go and I will, but if you ask me to stay I’ll never leave you again.” 60. “Before you decide to murder me, let me explain…” 61. “I love you. I’m completely and utterly in love with you. Please don’t get married.” 62. “It’s only one night, we’ll just share the bed.” 63. “Stop running from this. I know I’m not the only one who feels it.” 64. “Are you ticklish?” 65. “I wish you could see yourself the way I see you.” 66. “The only thing I want is you.” 67. “Of all the people I could’ve gotten stuck in an elevator with and it just had to be you.” 68. “PILLOW FIGHT!” 69. “Why the hell are you bleeding!?” 70. “You’re so beautiful.” 71. “Kiss me, quick!” 72. “I will knock you on your ass if you even think about it.” 73. “We shouldn’t be doing this.” 74. “Don’t let go.” 75. “I’m going for a swim. Do you wanna join me?” 76. “I need you to pretend we’re dating…” 77. “There was never a choice.” 78. “I’m sorry. I shouldn’t have kissed you.” 79. “That’s the third time I’ve saved your life!” 80. “How can you think I’m anything but hopelessly in love with you?” 81. “I need you to leave.” 82. “This is all your fault! I can’t believe I listened to you!” 83. “It’s always been you.” 84. “I’m dying.” 85. “I will never apologize for saving your life, even if it costs me my own.” 86. “I guess dying with you isn’t the worse way to go.” 87. “You were never just my friend.” 88. “Don’t panic but I think we might have accidentally gotten married…” 89. “I’m not leaving you!” 90. “I can’t do this anymore.” 91. “I remember everything.” 92. “What do you want me to say?” 93. “I tried, but I just can’t stay away from you anymore.” 94. “I bet I can make you scream my name.” 95. “There’s no going back if we do this.” 96. “I never thought you’d hurt me but I was wrong. You hurt me the most.” 97. “I want you and I know you want me too.” 98. “I can’t watch you with someone else. It’s tearing me apart.” 99. “We’re in an abandoned lodge in the middle of nowhere. Sure, you’re totally right, nothing bad could ever happen here.” 100. A quote of your choice.
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Me: why isnt there more wayhaught fanfic??????????
Also Me: *has a google doc with fic open and refuses to write it*
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your wayhaught fics are adorbs! fluffy and sweet =) i especially like it when wynonna's being a shit. it's so funny how we have such a cinnamon role otp in the middle of these revnants. hope you are enjoying the fanfic writing b/c we sure do enjoy reading your stuff!
This is sweet! You have no idea what this means to me (: Lol, Wynonna being a little shit is seriously my favorite. It’s always great to hear that people enjoy my writings! (:
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I saw this prompt - Imagine your OTP finally kisses when they think they’re alone. Person C suddenly jumps out and says “I GOT A PICTURE!”
“Oh my gosh, is this you?” Nicole asked as she picked up a picture from from the mantle. She and Waverly had been on just a few dates before, but Waverly was hesitant to let Nicole see the inside of the infamous Earp house. It was one thing to get dropped off and walked to the door; it’s another to have her come inside. The moment she heard that Nicole had never seen The Princess Bride, she HAD to invite her over to watch it.
“Actually, yes. Hey, stop laughing!” Waverly pouted and snatched the frame from the officer’s grasp and placed it face down out of her reach. The taller girl continued laughing. “You know, I’m starting to regret asking you over.” Waverly crossed her arms in fake anger.
“No, I’m sorry,” Nicole said apologetically. She wrapped her arms around the smaller girl’s waist. “You look super adorable.”
Waverly, being stubborn, continued pouting, but reflexively, she wrapped her arms around Nicole’s neck. “Then or now?” She looked into Nicole’s warm brown eyes.
“Both,” Nicole replied as she moved to rest her forehead against Waverly’s.
Waverly blushed. Her breath caught when she realized how close their faces were now. She couldn’t remember why they still hadn’t had their first kiss yet.
“Waves,” Nicole whispered, scared that if she spoke too loudly the moment would be broken.
“Yeah?”
“Can I kiss you?”
“Please.”
Their lips met, and both girls were entranced by the taste and feel of the other girl’s lips. They were so lost in each other that they didn’t hear the front door open.
“I GOT THE PICTURE!” This finally got their attention. They jumped apart and Waverly glared at her older sister who was pointing her phone at the couple and a shit-eating grin on her face. “This will make a great Save-The-Date picture.”
“WYNONNA!”
#Wynonna Earp#wayhaught#waverly earp#nicole haught#prompt fic#I assumed WayHaught because that's all I've written so far#I don't know why Waverly is always yelling at Wynonna in my fics#wayhaught fic
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Give me a letter.
a – age
b – biggest fear
c – current time
d – drink you last had/are having
e – easiest person to talk to
f – favorite song
g – ghosts, are they real
h – heritage
i – in love with
k – kissed someone
l – last time you cried
m – middle name
n – number of siblings
o – one wish
p – person who you last called
q – question you’re always asked
r – reason to smile
s – song last sang
t – time you woke up
u – underwear color
w – worst habit
x – x-rays you’ve had
y – your favorite food
z – zodiac sign
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when you’re reading a fic and they’re not together yet but then they have to share a bed for some reason and you’re like ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Sibling Rivalry
Fandom: Wynonna Earp (TV show) Characters: Waverly Earp, Wynonna Earp, Nicole Haught Rating: G (General Audience) Summary: Wynonna finds out about Waverly’s attraction towards Nicole and decides to have a little fun.
“Where’s Waverly? She should’ve been here by now,” Wynonna glanced at her phone as she continued to pace the room. Her sister was already 10 minutes late, and that fact that Waverly was late for a Black Badge meeting…something must be wrong. “You know what,” Wynonna said as she pocketed her phone and picked Peacekeeper off the table, “I’m gonna go look for her.”
“Pretty sure that’s unnecessary,” Agent Dolls responded as he sipped on his coffee without
looking up from the paperwork in front of him.
“I’m sorry, Dolls, have you seen the crazy shit that goes down around here?! For all we know some Revenant could have taken her to get to me.”
“Yeah, but I’m fairly certain I saw Officer Haught walk in after I grabbed my coffee,” he replied as he continued to flip through the casework in front of him.
“What does she have to do with anything?”
Dolls lifted his eyes and looked at her. “You can’t tell me that you haven’t noticed.”
“Notice what?”
“Your sister and Officer Haught? Seriously? Nothing?”
“What? Does Haught not like my sister?”
Dolls laughed and shook his head. “The exact opposite, actually.”
Wynonna looked back at him with a confused look. She knew that she just understood wrong because there was no way in hell that there’s something going on between her sister and the new kid on the force without her knowing about it.
“You can’t be serious? The entire force knows about it.”
“Was there a mass email or text message that I missed? Because how the hell does everybody know about my baby sister’s love life before me?”
“Well, considering that nobody here is blind and no one else spends all their time talking to their gun…”
“Hey! How many times do I have to tell you? Peacekeeper operates differently than regular guns. Also, he’s family, alright?”
Dolls simply shook his head at that. “Just text you sister and tell her to get over here already. We really need her expertise with this case.”
“Yeah, whatever.” Wynonna pulled out her phone again and started texting her sister. “I can’t believe that everyone knew about Waverly before me,” she grumbled under her breath. What would have happened if I was attracted to Haught but no one warned me about Waverly? Wynonna thought. At that very movement, the most entertaining thought popped into her head.
“Do I even want to know what that look is for?”
“Hm? What look?” Wynonna looked up from her phone and tried to look innocent.
“Come on, did you text Waverly yet?” Dolls was becoming more and more agitated with the lack of work happening.
“Uh…yeah,” she responded as she quickly finished up her text and clicked send. “Waves should be here soon.”
“No, you can’t be serious!” Waverly laughed as she and Officer Haught (Nicole. She said to call her Nicole. Waverly reminded herself.) She could not believe how sweet and funny Nicole was.
The clearing of a throat stole her attention away from her previous conversation.
“Dolls, Wynonna! We brought some coffee and doughnuts,” Waverly said cheerfully as she walked over and handed Dolls the box of doughnuts. She leaned on the table, looking over their new case.
“Hey there, Haughtstuff,” Wynonna sauntered over to Nicole. “Is this MY hot stuff?” Wynonna internally cringed at that, but she couldn’t say that was her worst pick-up line ever. She retrieved her coffee, but not without first grazing the redhead’s fingers.
“Um,” Nicole’s brain short-circuited for a moment. Yes, her heart raced every time she saw Waverly smile, but she was by no means blind. The Earp family had some amazing genes and DEAR GOD… they looked amazing in jeans! She glanced over at Waverly who was looking like a confused puppy as she watched the interaction between her sister and her…new friend. “Oh yeah. Waverly made it especially for you.” She smiled at Waverly who blushed and went back to talking to Dolls.
“Officer,” Dolls spoke up, “thanks for the coffee and doughnuts, but you are no longer needed here.”
“Well,” she forced a smile on her face. She was getting tired of being excluded to whatever was happening here. “I guess that’s my cue.” Before she moved to leave she caught Waverly’s eyes, “Bye.” She smiled brightly, and Waverly gave a shy smile and ducked her head.
“I’ll walk you out,” Wynonna offered. She placed her hand on Haught’s lower back.
Nicole tensed, unsure of what to do with this flirty Wynonna. She stuttered out a good-bye and hid her reddening face with her Stetson.
“Alright now, can we get to work?” Agent Dolls asked. He didn’t wait for a response before dictating orders, “Okay, Waverly, I need you to look into –” he didn’t get to finish because he was cut off by the ringing of his cell phone. “We will start working after I get this. Dolls here.” He walked out of the office in search of some privacy.
“So,” Waverly said as she turned towards her older sister, “what was that?”
“What? You know how hush hush Dolls gets about Official Black Badge calls,” Wynonna replied dismissively. She was focused on choosing the right doughnut with the right amount of powder.
“No, not that,” Waverly said. “The thing that you just did right now.”
“Hmm?” Wynonna responded. Her mouth was currently filled by the massive bite she took out of her powdered doughnut.
“You know, when Offic-uh Nicole was in here.” Waverly was trying to come off nonchalant, but her sister easily saw right through her.
Wynonna took a gulp out of her coffee before she said, “Oh, what can I say? Officer HaughtShot is banging.” She took another sip of coffee before continuing, “I was just testing the waters, but really who turn this down?” Wynonna said in her oh-so-humble manner as she pointed and gestured towards her body. “Why are you so curious?” She asked as she toyed with the top of her coffee cup.
“She’s my…uh… friend, so just don’t anymore, okay? It’s weird.” Waverly said as she crossed her arms.
“Well, I mean, it’s not like you’re into her or anything, right?” She smirked as Waverly struggled with her response.
“It’s not that. I just – Well Nicole, she’s – SHUT UP, WYNONNA!” Wynonna was now doubled over in laughter.
Wynonna caught her breath enough to speak, “If you’re not into her, I guess that gives me the green light.” She winked at her sister and made her way to the door.
“Wynonna…”
“I’m going to see what Officer Hottie is up to.”
“Wynonna, get back here!”
Wynonna laughed in response, but she was already having too much fun to stop now.
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#RenewWynonnaEarp
Alright, so it seems that y’all want to do this, but we’ve got no plans. I’m thinking that if we can get it to trend at least the hour before the show would be pretty great especially considering how small this fandom is. Don’t forget to tag Syfy on twitter with all your tweets!
If anybody has a better idea, feel free to add something. I’m open to ideas and suggestions. Also,be sure to get the word out to all the Earp fans!
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I swear I have two fics on the way. Well one is actually a continuation of “It’s Easier to Lie” and the second one is its own thing. I’m nearly done with one of them so that should be up in the next few days! 😁
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Hey Earpers,
Do we have any plans to try to trend #RenewWynonnaEarp? Because we really need to get Syfy’s attention!
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I know I have been missing for the past week or so because school and family stuff. Anyways, I've got a couple things I'm working on for the Wynonna Earp fandom.
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