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oh my god bruh

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giving increasingly loud sighs as I wait for my crush to ask "what's wrong?" so I can say I'm in a state of depression unless I can touch someone's boobs with no bra

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Chloe Atkins, Girls’ Night Out: Bianca and Randen, 1998

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Data of my characters from my space opera thing. if you even care.

Cap. Alberto Ignacio Alonso (Beto)

A Human Rioplatense born in the warm world of Aerolito

Age: 26

Workaholic owner-captain of "Transportes Mastropiero S.A.", which is basically one starship.

Honest, mature for his age, and no-nonsense. He doesn't have time to relax.

Loves learning about other cultures. Spends his piloting time listening to audiobooks about history and astrogeography.

Has done a little bit of everything ever since he was a teen, from driving buses to herding asteroids. Has some odd experiences from all that.

Knows a lot, but more of the intellectual/engineering type. Doesn't have too much time for virtheatres or videogames.

Has a surprising number of exes.

His ring immunizes him from dangers, but does not protect him from sadness.

Raguaturrai of Surrastini (Ragua)

A Irruita (A shark-like species, once the main population of the extinct "Precursor" civilization)

Age: 800? 150.000? 20-something? Who knows? Not her.

A literal fish out of water, found in suspended animation, and possibly the last one of her civilization.

Relaxed, playful, a little irreverent. Very curious about the new world she's in, especially the pop-culture stuff.

Claims she was "a very respected person, someone with a large following drawn to her natural charisma and multifaceted talent"

(she was an idol. not even a very good one.)

Has a strong melancholy and pain for her lost past, but tries to hide it in her playfulness, not-so-succesfully.

Has two pet remoras.

Feels incredibly frustrated that the galactic internet doesn't exist anymore. How is she supposed to stream under these conditions?

Suisini (Suisini)

A Saihisi, a cactus-like photosyntetic species that communicates by changing cromatophore cells.

Age: 43 (at least in this current branch)

A sarcastic, bitter, and a little uncanny engineer. He's in for the money, but nobody knows what he wants it for.

Spends most of his time on his sunroom. Eating sunlight (from diverse lamps).

He manages several drones that take care of the ship's engineering. His cromatophores can print perfect schematics when needed.

Very loyal to the ship, and thus the crew. Probably. He's always worried about something.

Calls himself a he for no apparent reason. Gender is different for Saihisi.

Loves to complain about different kinds of light spectrums.

ANCE Johann Sebastian Mastropiero (La Mastropiero)

(yes, the spaceship is its own character)

A Soledad-Class light military transport manufactured in Astilleros Haedo S.A., Esteloplatense Confederation, during the Machine War.

ANCE stands for Astro-Nave de la Confederación Estelaplatense. While now under civilian ownership, it is still registered to the starcraft carrier ANCE Diego Armando Maradona.

Not very fast, large, or well armed at all, but rugged and easy to pilot, great for doing trade outside of the main aetheric currents.

Saw service on the Machine War in the logistics command of the Allied forces, doing risky transport runs on the Coreward front, piloted by Beto's grandfather.

Sold cheaply as surplus equipment to him after the war, it languished in a hangar on Aerolito until Beto restored it after many jobs (and a rather generous loan by the Astronautic League)

Looks much like the ancient Space Shuttles, painted in celeste and white, with some silver details in fileteado style.

The interior is cozy and spotless. Beto wants the ship to look perfect. It is not minimalistic at all, though; full of little souvenirs from many worlds with a wooden finish.

Has lots of maintance to be done, but keeps them busy all the time. Beto says "un astronauta ocupado es un astronauta feliz". Nobody agrees.

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Being moots on tumblr isn’t enough I need to eat you

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The author's poorly disguised fetish

The author's proudly displayed fetish

The author's fetish you're pretty sure they don't realise they have

The author's fetish which they're firmly convinced everyone has and is just pretending otherwise

The author's non-sexual special interest which just sounds like a fetish because of their habitually unfortunate phrasing

The fetish the author is making a well-meaning effort to cater to in spite of clearly not understanding it themselves

The author's fetish that never quite makes it into the text because they keep getting sidetracked by the requisite worldbuilding

The author's utterly pedestrian sexual preference which the text treats like a bizarre fetish because they've got shit to work through

The author's seemingly innocuous recurring trope they're going to have a personal revelation about ten years down the road

The author's fetish you missed on a first reading because it's so far out of pocket, it never occurred to you that you could sexualise that

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sports bra and boxers can be lingerie if you're enlightened and impure of heart

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I honestly never understood any of these "sexy" outfits like maids, bunny suits, etc., never really understood the appeal, but on the other hand, indoors casual clothing makes me completely lose my mind

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(consumed with lust voice) omg what a fucking weirdo

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If you’re LGBT reblog and tag with your opinion on beer.

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his greed sickens me.

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Reelin' In The Years - Steely Dan

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This means nothing

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Avery... she's a woman who gets the eye highlight only when looking at a woman she loves...