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Being a little too cold: brrrr i’m a little too cold !!!

Being a little too warm: i am going to kill the next person who makes eye contact with me.

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depressed steampunk guy: like nothing makes me happy anymore i feel like my fantastical flying contraption just ran out of coal

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Did you know that you can waste your free time by not knowing which activity to do so you do none of them

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To defeat algorithmic censorship, we must do something I call "reverse euphemism". Instead of coming up with "clean" versions of taboo terms, we need to use the taboo terms to refer to mundane things, thus forcing the censors to allow them.

We already started doing it with "rawdogging". We should keep going.

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I’m just going to leave this here

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Who made this edit, it's the most valid one

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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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today I used the phrase "breasting boobily" in casual real life conversation and everyone was shocked asking how I came up with that and I had to explain it. ive been at the devil's sacrament so long that I forgot he wasn't god

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Laptops are always so much more Fucked than phones in my experience. A laptop is like a beautiful horse that wants nothing more than to break all of its legs. A decently solid android phone will act normal

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I got back into MtG recently so I'm doing the thing I always do when I'm big into magic:

Make fancards for my other current interest!

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[brawl announcer voice] "HOMESTAR RUNNER"

[my crunchy wii remote speaker] "alwiiiiight"

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OUR COUSIN MADE IT TO THE NFL

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thatbemeqq

video is mildly funny but this comment killed me

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