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This is the only place I can bitch about him without him seeing it

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wheres seasons greasons

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life is good again (ordered something online)

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*new yorker voice* ey! im spiralling here!

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oh god oh fuck. in order to eat rice you have to make rice. jesus christ why didn’t anyone fucking tell me this

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none of yall know what propaganda actually is, do you?

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sup bitches im ALIVE

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you suck

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oh to be a kid in front of a bin of multi coloured rocks in an obscure gift shop 

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twilight meets: Anna Kendrick’s twitter

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a bonus now that midnight sun is coming up

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What makes you think it’s okay to watch Hannibal given its subject matter?

sometimes i watch television shows for entertainment purposes.

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Sometimes you just need to listen to the same song for an entire afternoon 

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kissa u

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@vanman229

Can we have an ADHD character with the ability to freeze time because that would be literally the funniest and most epic thing like can you imagine??

“Need more time to finish my assignment? Not to worry!”*time freeze*

“oh no! I can’t find my car keys and I have to be at work in 2 minutes!” *Time freeze*

I mean like they would be unstoppable like I’m sorry ADHD who’s that?

Okay I’m done now resume scrolling 😂