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[MAN OH MAN IS THIS BLOG SLIGHTLY EMBARRASSING TO READ.... I have since gotten better at roleplaying I think... I miss this account... May make a full on comeback. I have three other blogs now though ughh. We'll see, my pretties.]

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HAPPY 33RD BIRTHDAY, THOMAS WILLIAM HIDDLESTON!

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Yeah, I just kinda moved here a little while back actually... I used to live in a box. So like, what do you do?

Oh *she sniffled*. Well… Uh, yeah. I’m probably the best princess around… But everyone always puts me second when it comes to Princess Bubblegum or Fire Princess… But, they’re not, really, like important or anything… So, like, where are you from and junk? 

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"It was, like, so lumpin great.... Like, I could see it at least ten more times." She was exaggerating, of course, but she really liked it. "What about you?!". She was getting very excited.

So, Jon are we going to see Frozen or what?...

Frozen? I’d love to see Frozen!

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LSP liked having someone who wasn't a complete loser like Brad. In fact she wanted to really stop thinking about Brad but she could see all the other couples in the theater with their cheese fries and it made her sad, but then she looked at her shoulder and saw the hot robot next to her and she was happy. By the time she had thought about all of that, she looked up at the screen to see that the movie was over. 

So, Jon are we going to see Frozen or what?...

Frozen? I’d love to see Frozen!

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She slurped some crisp, fresh, water down and watched the movie, trying to cuddle with Jon. Jon just didn’t understand her body language, so finally, in an intense whisper she said “…CUDDLE…”. 

So, Jon are we going to see Frozen or what?...

Frozen? I’d love to see Frozen!

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"I know, right? Can I have some water? I'm parched." she said after she ate some green skittles, "I need water or my lumps will dry out".

So, Jon are we going to see Frozen or what?...

Frozen? I’d love to see Frozen!

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LSP was so touched. Brad, her ex boyfriend (who is the only boyfriend she'd ever had), would have never done that for her. "Oh my glob, thanks, Jon.". They walked into the building and Jon bought her skittles. He got water. LSP was really excited because she hadn't seen a movie in about a year. "The last time I was at the movies, I had to come with Brad and Melissa and that whore kept like, flirting with Brad the whole time...". 

So, Jon are we going to see Frozen or what?...

Frozen? I’d love to see Frozen!

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"Well, hey Steve, I don't think we've like actually met before... I'm Lumpy Space Princess. Thanks for the ride, man." LSP then buckles her seat belt. So she can be safe. "So, like, uh, have you heard anything about this movie?..." She couldn't really find much to say because she was distracted by the total hunk of a robot she was going on a date with. 

So, Jon are we going to see Frozen or what?...

Frozen? I’d love to see Frozen!

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"All I said was I WOULD. Jeez, Sherlock... Don't get too far ahead of yourself...

"I'd totally fuck you"

You are not fucking me.

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LSP raaaan as fast as her hovering abilities would allow to the door, dropping her cheese doodles all over the floor. She gave Jon a huge hug and kissed him on his robotic cheek "I missed ya, baaabe!"

So, Jon are we going to see Frozen or what?...

Frozen? I’d love to see Frozen!

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"Yeah, water's cool. It's like, the coolst stuff ever... When are you picking me up?..."

So, Jon are we going to see Frozen or what?...

Frozen? I’d love to see Frozen!

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"Ugh okay..." she said as she put her hand in the bad to grab more cheese doodles. "We better get snacks, Jon. At least for me". LSP was finally understanding the concept of robots not being able to consume food.

So, Jon are we going to see Frozen or what?...

Frozen? I’d love to see Frozen!

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"...you're welcome..." LSP whispered as she slipped away into the shadows.

"I'd totally fuck you"

Sweetheart, you’re not my type. Sorry.

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"I mean, I was just telling you that so you know anyway..."

"I'd totally fuck you"

Sweetheart, you’re not my type. Sorry.

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"Well, for your info, John. I have. His name is basically your name but without an H. and he's a robot. His name is Jon. And we're going to the movies, so there."

"I'd totally fuck you"

Sweetheart, you’re not my type. Sorry.

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"Ugh, whatever... I don't need your approval anyway..."

"I'd totally fuck you"

Sweetheart, you’re not my type. Sorry.