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If anyone ever wonders where a weird name in a fantasy world I've created comes from, here's how I do it. I press keys on my keyboard until something looks good. I mash random letters together like Caine from ADC spinning his dumb little slot machine of letters for XXDDC

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I just need to fucking vent for a second

I have to do stupid fucking courses for stupid fucking licensing I don't even want to do a job I don't fucking want because it's the only one that called me back in months. But the only medication I have is weed which is my sleep shit, not my productive shit. I haven't been medicated for years and trying to open the damn xcel tab to do these damn courses it's like trying to move through a tar pit, trying to read through fucking frosted glass on a moving train. I don't understand the lessons when I do them, I don't understand why I can barely bring myself to even open the tab I need, I don't fucking want this job but if I reject I risk losing my unemployment then I'm fucked either because three days after getting insurance on my car it broke down and Hasn't been driveable for like 3-4 months. Everytime we think we've fixed it, it breaks again. I'm losing my mind and my money and I'm going actually insane.

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My friends will talk about how “leashes are weird!” “Who would wanna wear a collar?” And I’m like dude there’s nothing better then having your cute little collared pet kneeling at your feet looking up at you with dumb loving eyes waiting for you to pull on their leash and use them how you please.

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I'm being petty about it @cookiecutter2022 I will never shut up about your AI chat bots

starting to suspect that tech bros actually just don’t know what reading is

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You're a whiny little dog, aren't you? I almost feel bad. You look so needy and desperate right now. It's cute on you. You wanna get off so bad? Oh, poor baby. It must be hard for you not being able to touch your puppy parts. If you beg, and beg pretty, I'll let you hump against my leg. How about that. Does puppy want that? Yes? Oh, good pet. Ah ah, no. Dogs don't use human words. You don't use big human words, because you're just a dumb puppy. Remember? Yeah... c'mon. Bark. Louder. Good puppy. Go on, then. Grind up against Owner like the pathetic mutt you are.

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When I worked at a restaraunt as a hostess we had a rule that each kid gets two crayons from the basket for their menu. One day, this mom comes with with her two kids (like 6&1) and the kid wanted three crayons instead of two which isn't a big deal but my autistic ass was always scared of getting in trouble so I hesitated. I told him (entirely joking) that I would give him an extra crayon if he promised to be careful and not break the extra one (cuz we all know how kids are) So of course, it broke and their waitress came over and said that the little boy wanted to talk to me and when I tell you this kid was having the quietest cry I've ever seen a kid have when I got over there. His mom said he broke the crayon and he had a little meltdown over it cuz he's autistic and I told him not to break it. Like I said, it isn't actually a big deal but it was so heartbreakingingly sweet that this kid was so distraught. I told him it was perfectly ok, that I understood the big emotions from the crayon cuz I'm also on the spectrum and I got him a new crayon. As they were leaving, the table comes up to me and the kid so proudly hands out his menu to me, all colored and with their little games of tic-tac-toe on the back. It's been on my wall for three years now and I don't even work there anymore. Never saw them again but I hope that kid is doing alright.

tell me something soft

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tumblr is Iike the smoking area for social media

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In case you haven’t seen yet, PUT YOUR EYES ON LOS ANGELES

Trump is sending the National Guard to back up ICE down there. If history is anything to go by, things are about to get VERY bad. Don’t let the Trump-Musk breakup distract you from the people who are probably about to get hurt, arrested, or worse.

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Why are you more upset that people are protesting ICE than the fact that ICE is kidnapping people and violating their human right?

Why are you more upset at the protesters throwing water bottles and rocks at cops than the fact that those cops are in riot gear shooting rubber bullets and tear gas on protesters who were peaceful?

Why do you care more about destruction of property than human life?

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For those who like crossover fics

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there's something about pupspace that extends beyond just sexual for me and i very frequently feel guilty or gross for it. im trying not to, just because there is something so freeing in feeling Not Completely Human. something so good in being able to have thoughts that mostly just consist of the way your partner smells or the next comfy spot to lay down or how to ask for pets and scratches. chewing is a valid and good way to self regulate and by god, please don't make me talk, because talking requires thinking and i don't want to think.

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the idea alone of being a good boy, being talked to, praised and cooed at in a puppy-talk voice got my head sooooo dizzied rn 😵‍💫😮‍💨 wnna be a good boy soso bad 🤤 my brain is oozing puppy brain nonsense plz

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"scientist are finding out how to transplant hea-" SHUT UP !!! TURN ME INTO A REAL PUPPY WITH A TAIL AND EARS RIGHT NOW!!!

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thinking about being a puppy sub top who you keep on a tight leash while I thrust into you and act all whiny and pathetic about how good you feel, but then you call me a good puppy when we're done

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huge fan of tewkesbury from the enola holmes franchise because from like minute one he’s just getting his ass beat repeatedly and otherwise just being very sweet and a plant enjoyer. for someone with a truly imprudent amount of brushes with death, you’d think he’d have either some form of security or self defense training but NO and he’s happy enough to learn a five-second summary of streetfighting while staring adoringly at enola on his way to get his face knocked in….truly a man for the ages, just an absolute delight

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A Sherlock Holmes adaptation I think too many people forget about

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lukewarm take but i personally do not give a shit if poor people cheat a system that was designed to fail them anyways. i also coincidentally do not enjoy the taste of boot rubber