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if that date everything game was good it would get rid of all the milquetoast waifus and just be about me trying to fuck various objects in my apartment with googly eyes on them

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due to the radical right you cant even name your beautiful american son gay hitler anymore

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welcome to my epic fantasy world. we have many developed fantasy kingdoms with 2000 years of rich lore and history. and to the south you can see the evil sand people and to the east theres japanchina.

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there’s a new potent drug called “the bed” out on the streets. just one hit of the damn thing and you’re passed out cold, tucked in, multiple blankies, honking and shooing for hours. scary stuff.

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baby i’ve got people blocked on this site i’ve never even heard of

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dracula after bdsm (bat dracula sex monster): and now i vill perform the afterscare

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AND a banana… im thriving so hard

secured the good kind of crackers from work breakroom once again i cannot stop winning

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secured the good kind of crackers from work breakroom once again i cannot stop winning

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Anti public defender sentiment NOW of all times has GOT to be a psyop and I’m not being hyperbolic

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i would never kill my doppelganger we’d immediately be best friends and fall in love. i’d assume a role in the dynamic and come to reaent it, as would my other self. then we’d beat each other and eventually say what we’re feeling. THEN we’d have sex again and try to kill each other. nobody wants to acknowledge the beautiful relationship that might blossom between two such souls

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‘Exit Fig. XVlll’, Vladimir Veličković, 1990

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There are some very specific ass Wikipedia articles.

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Wait so is the mandate of heaven and the divine right of kings the same kind of concept, or have I massively misunderstood one or the other?

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Can’t rock Wit them divine feminine girls I Don’t picture my ideal self associated with nature or water or flowing white dresses Im imagining unmarked bills Big ass cigars laced blunts Cuban chain 150k value grillz Big booty bitches who got my name tatted on they left ass cheek.