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BRAVISSIMO

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Come on tumblr I came here explicitly to see your April Fools prank and it doesn’t work? This is outrageous.

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have you seen sand cat-erpillars yet? 

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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guess who started a new series with my finals around the corner

me bitch

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pit bulls aren’t evil. they just want to be loved.

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All the dialogue from our favorite Startouch Elf. You are welcome. 

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I love one(1) sparkly boy.

(Likes & Reblogs appreciated!)

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titillating

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being married to an elf would suck bc they’d just be like “i wrote a short ballad on the subject of our love. would you like to hear it?” *proceeds to sing for the next 12 hours without pause because that’s what’s considered brief by elf standards* and being married to a dwarf would suck bc they’d be like *spends 36 hours carving a pattern into a single face of a hammer they’re working on because you “can’t rush art” and forgets that you even exist until you’re forced to come down and persuade them to return to the surface to take a nap before they collapse of exhaustion* so you really can’t win

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This water potato just too cute 😍

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older lotr illustrations sometimes depict éowyn wearing ridiculously small armour. apart from the problem general sexualisation of the only female character (who really does anything), there’s another hilarious thought:

éowyn pretended to be dernhelm, a man. to fit in, she must have worn men’s armor. so the armor in the illustrations is normal for rohirrim.

therefore, all the rohirrim rode to war just like that:

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concept: a fantasy cowboy who rides a dragon instead of a horse