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we saw you from across the bar and you looked really anxious. can you tell us five things you can see, four things you can hear. okay good, we’re glad you’re okay. do you wanna come home with us and have a threesome?

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Rodion Romanovich Raskolnikov original Pat Bateman???

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me, not knowing what the fuck some poll is talking abt

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irishyuri endorses cowgirls smoking and homosexuality

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Sunken alcove in the garden

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I hate that SEPTember OCTOber NOVember and DECember aren’t the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months.

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et tu brute?

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the generational gap between me and the people my age who use chat gpt

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You guys are so mean

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april fools in a few weeks. who will ask me to be their fool

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the sun literally sets and casts a golden hue over everything every single day and we fucked it all up and invented paying rent

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The concept of soulmates is a scam made by Pete Wentz cause he couldn't baby trap Patrick

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"don't ship—" i will just be doing whatever the fuck i want actually

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Cuddy and Thirteen look like goddesses in every scene then House shows up looking like he's 5 days post mortem