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I'm tired. I'm so, so, so tired. Not just physically, but mentally. Emotionally. It's a tired I can feel down to my deepest level. One that leaves me feeling hollow and burnt and hurting. It's been one thing after another after another. Not just in 2020 but for years now. I can feel them weighing on me like invisible chains. All I can do is trudge through the same endless cycle day after day. Wake up. Work. Sleep. Wake up. Work. Sleep. Again and again and again. So often I'm so busy at work that I don't get to eat breakfast until well after noon, or sometimes dinner is my only meal of the day, if I have time for it. I often don't. I dont have time for anything but work it seems. Sleep has been reduced to a meer couple of hours each night, with frequent ups and downs because of the nightmares. I dont have time to mourn. I don't have time to grieve. I don't have time to live, or love. No time for family and friends. All day every day, it's just wake up, work, sleep. And how can I be so selfish, to feel bad about this? To feel so lonely and so stressed and So. Fucking. Tired. People out there are fighting for their lives. They are fighting for the lives of others. And I'm just sitting here worried about me. I don't know what to do. I don't know who to talk to. I suppose thats why I'm writing this here. No one will read this. Not for a while at least. And when they do, will they care? If I were to just leave, to just disappear one day, who would notice? What would it take? My boss would probably notice first, if only because I never showed up for a shift. My family? Oh please. It took them almost a month to even realize I had moved out of the house. I haven't talked to friends in months, even before quarantine. Am I truly worth so little? That my only worth is in what I can do for others and only when I can do it? I'm so easily replaced after all. How can I possibly evan exist? How can any of this exist? Nothing has seemed real for so long. I'm tired of this cycle but I'm too tired to break it. I just need help but who wants to help the helper? I don't even know what help I need I just feel like I'm drowning and no one is listening to my screams. And those that hear them tell me I'm exaggerating. That I'm doing this for the attention. That I need to get my priorities straight. That I'm being selfish. Don't I know that there are others out there who have it worse than me? Don't I know that there's a pandemic going on? Everyone is stressed. Everyone is tired. I'm not special. So I'll sit here and drown in my silence and the hollow in my chest will continue to grow until there's nothing left of me. I'll rot away from the inside just like the rest of this cursed world, crushed under the weight of my own sorrows and grief and pain and guilt. And no one will know. Because theres no one worth knowing about. Not here. Not now. And there's no one left to do the knowing, because they all go when my usefulness does.

I'm so tired. I'm more tired than I can ever properly express. I just want someone, anyone, to listen. To hear me. I don't want to be here anymore. I don't know where I want to be but it's not here. I want friends. I want a family. I want to be able to feel something. I want a hug. I want to sleep. And if its selfish of me to want those things....

I want to be selfish.

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Boss and Cappy just gettin’ up to their usual shenanigans. Cappy just wants to relax and enjoy…retirement? A spa day? Who knows. Boss just wants to subjugate the rat population.

Do they even live in a house with any humans? I’m pretty sure they just commandeered an empty farmhouse somewhere.

At least Boss is the new rat king now, so he’s got that going for him.

I like Darjeeling tea best. :)

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I drew some cute swapfell (red) bros 😊

Traditional art, ahh, so relaxing to make

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You know me; I don’t care for sentiment

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Meanwhile, in Spain:

Spring happens and it's not photoshopped!

Actually it's this: a carpet of poplar fluff burns to reveal the grass below at the Parque del Cidacos de Calahorra, Spain.

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When I was little my mom’s meatloaf was my favorite food. But ONLY her meatloaf. I didn’t like anyone else’s, and she told me that she would teach me how to make it when I was older. And when I was like 19? She finally taught me, but she told me never to tell anyone else and I was like weird but okay

Anyway, she was super fucking homophobic and abusive to me when I told her I was gay, so here’s the recipe

4-6 lbs of Hamburger/turkey burger

1 pk onion soup mix OR ranch mix

1 TBs ketchup

1 Tbs spicy brown mustard,

1 Tbs bbq sauce

1 Tbs steak sauce

1 egg

mix, shape into a loaf in a big pan, and bake at 350 for 2 hrs (maybe 2 and a half if you’re feeling dangerous)

You can get almost all of these ingredients at the dollar store, and have leftovers if it’s just you. The leftovers make great tacos if (taco seasoning is also like a dollar). Enjoy your revenge loaf

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i would never work as a gothic heroine which is a shame because i’ve got the looks for it but the firm presence of mind to gtfo from anything unpleasant

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With all the talk about telling people to start planting and growing crops to feed themselves and their communities during this time of crisis, I’m surprised I haven’t seen much about HOW MUCH to plant to feed people. Here’s a good article to serve as a jumping-off point, to give people an idea of when to plant and how much to plant to keep people fed. Keep in mind that unless you live on a fairly sizeable plot of land that has ideal growing conditions, you probably won’t be able to completely feed a family of four, at least with traditional gardening methods. However, you can still heavily supplement your diet with homegrown food if you plot your garden carefully.

Some things you can do to save space include growing plants in stackable towers rather than flat rows. Not everything can grow this way, but growing herbs or even strawberries or some kinds of tomatoes in them can save a lot of space. Bonus points if you can get some vertical vining plants like beans or tomatoes to grow up the sides of them to maximize the space used.

Hanging planters can also be used for things like tomatoes, herbs, some berries, etc. The people who grew up watching TV in the 2000s may remember ads for the topsy-turvy tomato planter. I can’t vouch for the effectiveness of them, but it may be good inspiration for creative DIY hanging planters.

Many people don’t seem to know this (to be fair, it’s not very intuitive), but small melons and gourds can be grown vertically on a trellis. You will need pantyhose or something else that can act like a sling for when the fruit gets large enough, and you’ll also want to make sure the trellis is very sturdy. Here is an example of a watermelon growing on a trellis, with squash growing in the background:

Other good options that require a bit more DIY are hydroponics towers and walls. It’s basically just a series of pipes with holes for plants to grow out of. The only downside is they will require very regular fertilization and supplementation with other micronutrients that are essential for plant growth, because the plants are typically grown in either a non-nutritious medium like coconut coir or nothing at all.

Planter walls are the next step down, basically just building shelves with pots in them to fill with soil. Put these on a wall that gets good morning sun and some afternoon sunlight for best results. These and hydroponics both also have the advantage of being able to hook up to your gutters so that rainwater will go towards watering your plants rather than just being wasted.

If you want to get really fancy, aquaponics is the next step up. With aquaponics, you create a system that circulates water between plants and a tank full of fish. The fish waste provides fertilizer for the plants, and the plants help filter out the waste so the water stays cleaner. I’ve heard they’re a bit tricky to establish, but once you find the right balance, all you’ll need to do is feed the fish. This has the added bonus of providing a source of fish for people who can’t eat things like nuts and legumes but need protein. Here is a link to an article explaining what aquaponics is, how it works, and how it differs from hydroponics.

I also want to add that if you don’t have the space or ability to maintain a large garden, there are other options. Find or create a group with access to enough food to supplement or completely fulfill your diet, and offer another service. If you have space for a vermicompost bin or tower, that can still help contribute to the garden. Learning other skills like soap making, cooking, sewing/knitting/crocheting, electrical skills like wiring and soldering, welding, woodworking/carpentry, etc. means you will still have valuable skills to contribute towards the group, and this will set up the basis for a larger mutual aid network within your community.

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Super long Wig Buying and Styling Master Guide For All Your Cosplay Needs

Wigs can make or break a cosplay, seriously. If you’re going to invest in one expensive thing for a cosplay, let it be the wig.

Sure you can get a cheap wig from party city, but trust me, you’ll regret it. Cheap wigs are impossible to style, the skeleton shows through, and the hair falls out like crazy. When buying a wig look for a heat resistant and skin top wig. Special parts and pulled back hair calls for special wigs such as lace front and lace top.

I’ve had people ask me about using their own hair instead of a wig. I do not recommend this at all, unless your hair is just like the character’s. Anime characters are extremely stylized, and over the top. Natural hair typically does not stand out enough to look that great for cosplay. It’s also a pain to have to style your hair each time you want to cosplay, and making sure it’s the right length.

I advise getting a wig if your character has: 

Any unnatural colored hair. It’s a PAIN to dye your hair a super bright color and keep up with it long term, and it will usually not look as good as a wig.

Any spiked or weird crazy style. Natural hair is usually not full enough to make spikes work well.

Jet black hair. Even most people with “black hair” actually have dark brown hair. A black wig will usually look more rich

There are exceptions to all of these, of course! 

Real hair is usually better if your character has:

A natural color that is close to your own hair including: blonde, brown, and red. If you’re dirty blond but your character is platinum blond, don’t sweat it unless you’re really concerned about accuracy

A length that can be easily maintained. I do NOT recommend cutting your hair in a weird way for a character unless you KNOW you want that cut every single day of your life for a while

All of things above plus a crazy part like a zig-zag part or pig tails. Zig Zag parts or ponytails/pig tails take a LOT of work and extra money to do to a wig. 

A good example: I have waist length long brown hair and am cosplaying Painwheel. She has a zig zag part and a bun with a big hair loopy in the back. My hair is long enough to form the loop, and all I have to do is buy a clip-on bun and I’m set. If I wanted a wig like this, I would have to buy an EXPENSIVE full lace wig. Using my real hair is the best choice in this case

Where to buy: Note, all of the sellers I list only sell heat-resistant wigs

Arda wigs is my new favorite. All of the wigs are very full, and use the same, incredibly realistic fibers. Their lace fronts are absolutely fantastic. 

Lucaille has an AMAZING selection. They have the biggest character-specific selection I have ever seen. They all look very accurate, and are extremely cheap. They also have some nice fashion/lolita cosplay wigs. 

Epic Cosplay Wigs has a very large selection, and they are recommended by lots of professionals. They are very soft and good quality with minimum sheen. 

Insomnium wigs is great! 

Amphigory has a HUGE selection of wigs and extensions

The Five Wits has great character-specific wigs

ebay user Agree518’s Fashion-Cosplay-Wigs shop has a humongous selection of wigs. I have been buying from them for years, and am happy with all of the wigs I bought. However, they aren’t all made the same and some of them are much thinner and courser than others. None of them are going to be super-fantastic quality like Arda and Insomnium.

AnimeStuffStore on ebay has a great Cosplay wig section

Cosplay Wigs USA has some unique styles

Matchwigs are alright, but be warned: they all are VERY full and look a bit too poofy and unnatural. Good for super styled spikes. 

Cosplay.com Shopping I’ve heard mixed reviews about, though I’ve never bought wigs from them.

I Kick Shins is great for extensions and styling supplies. I bought lots of human hair wefts from them and they’re absolutely gorgeous, and cheap!

Petting Zoo Wigs has extentions

Doctored Locks has extentions

Milanoo gets a lot of mixed reveiws since, unlike the other sites I have listed, their wigs come from many different sellers. I would stay away from them.

God Save The Queen does custom wig commissions

Here is my masterpost on what wigs to buy for every single Homestuck character

Styling:

- Products:

A Styrofoam mannequin head is essential for wig styling. They are $5 at hobby lobby.

Hair wax to style bangs, spikes, and to tease hair.

Spiking glue to style spikes

Many people say not to use gel in wigs. While I somewhat agree since gel will cake the fibers together and make them extremely stiff and shiny, it is necessary in some cases. I used gel to smooth down and solidify my Elsa braid. Otherwise, it kept coming out because it was so full. Gel is good to use on the end of super styled spikes to keep the fibers together. Gel is not good if you’re trying to make semi-realistic spikes. 

Hairspray to hold the wig’s shape. I recommend freeze spray for holding spikes and special curls

Wide tooth comb to comb the wig. Never use a comb for curls, use your fingers to lightly brush it

Rat comb is used to back-comb wigs for volume, or spikes

Blow dryer for styling curles

Never use hair straighteners or curling irons

Sewing shears are my personal preference for cutting wigs. Many people say not to do this because they’re so sharp, and can leave edges too perfect. I just know how to work them. It really depends on your methods of style. If you want good hair thinning shears, here are some. Don’t use the scissors you use for wig cutting on anything else, and especially not paper

Foam curlers work best for curling wigs

-Layering:

Layering a wig

Wig styling/layering part 1, part 2

-Cutting Bangs:

Comb the desired amount of bangs that you want to cut to the front. Divide the hair into several sections Pinch each section of hair and always cut longer than you need. If you’re using a razor use an up and down motion if it doesn’t cut through all at once. Do not use a sawing motion.  If you’re using scissors (sewing shears), than cut with the scissors at an angle so that the edges are not too sharp

Cutting bangs

Cutting bangs 2

How to cut thick bangs

Fluffy Bangs

Fluffy Bangs 2

Super anime gravity defying bangs 

Cutting simple bangs

please for the love of god do not do this!!!

-Styling Spikes:

Spikes (roxas)

Spikes 2 (L)

Spikes 3

Long, thin spikes (Dark Mousy)

Perfect, stiff, authentic spikes (cloud)

Huge, gravity defying spikes (jinx, from teen titans)

Building a spiked wig with a foam base (Yugi Moto)

- Curling: 

The best way to curl a wig! (In my opinion)

General how to curl 

General How to curl 2

Curling huge drill spirals

Curling huge drill spirals 2

Curling huge drill spirals 3

Pincurls

using hot water to curl

-Straightening:

Never use a straightening iron

How to straighten 1

How to straighten 2

Straightening a spiky wig

-Teasing: 

Teasing a wig to make it look fuller

Adding volume: Video tutorial

Style a beehive

-Dying: 

There is no way to lighten a wig with die if it’s too dark. The only method is leaving it out in the sun, but be careful because this is inconsistant and could create streaks, or gradients

Do not use colored hairspray to try to dye a wig. Don’t use colored hairspray to dye your hair as a substitute for a wig. DON’T EVER USE COLORED HAIRSPRAY

Use Actual wig dying ink, or FW ink (video tutorial)

dying with polyester fabric dye

dying with (very cheap) rit fabric dye

You can make your own wig dye

You can use acrylic ink (tutorial)

Or you can die your wig with sharpie

Painting designs on a wig

You can sometimes remove wig die, but it doesn’t always work depending on what ink you use. Put the wig in a ziplock bag filled with rubbing alcohol and squish and shake it well, then rinse. You only need to let it sit in the alcohol for a few seconds; the die should come right off. Just make sure it gets everywhere. If the die doesn’t come out completely, let the wig air dry and repeat the process

Wig dye does not work well on Elora fiber, but the only Elora fiber I’ve seen is the New Look line so it’s not a big worry

Special Styles:

-Cowlick/hairlines:

Cowlick

Ahoge

Easy widow’s peak (or any) hairline

Cowlick/widow’s peak part 1, part 2 (same method)

-Lace Front Wigs: 

I buy all of mine from Arda wigs. They’re cheap for lace fronts and VERY good quality. Extremely thick and sturdy with very realistic fibers. 

IMPORTANT! You must watch this if you buy one: Putting on a lace front

I used spirit gum first, but it was a pain and leaves yellow scum on the wig. Very hard to clean off. I advise using lace front tape. Arda wigs supplies it, but it’s usually out of stock. You can get them very cheap on ebay. 

Wig ventelating (GREAT video tutorial!)

Wig ventelating 2

Arda wigs also sells ventilating needles + holder, but they are often out of stock

This ebay seller has cheap wig ventilating needles + holder in 4 different sizes. (They also just needles)

Fx Supply sells ventilating needles (holder sold separately)

If you’re making your own lace front, Hugo Royer and Atelier Bassi sell super fine swiss lace

-Ponytails/buns/parts:

Criss-Cross part

Easy ponytail

high ponytail

high ponytail 2 (click on the “newer” thumbnails to the right of the picture to go through the tutorial)

huge ponytail 

parting for pigtails

Low no-weft pigtails

Bun/Odango 1

Bun/Odango 2 (click the “newer” pictures at the right to continure tutorial)

Spiral Bun

Stubbing a wig for buns

Simple, three-strand braid

-Wig wefting:

Making wefts

Making wefts 2

Sewing wefts into a wig

Sewing wefts into a wig 2

sewing wefts 3 (Video tutorial)

Making “new sew” wefts

Sewing in wefts

Sewing hair into a wig

Adding hair to a wig (alternative method)

Putting two wigs together

Putting two wigs together 2 (Nia- Gurren Lagann)

-Character Styles (some of the tutorials above are for specific characters too):

Two-toned wig (for Lolita style, Stocking… etc)

Candy roll forelocks (Zelda)

Yugi Moto

Cloud

Toph

Hozuki and Bonbori

Bobby pin-free stylized flips/curls (My Roxy Lalonde tutorial)

Sailor Moon

Sailor Moon

Sailor Moon

Chibimoon: Sailor Moon

Sasuke

Yuna Hair tail

Saber

Rapunzel

Rapunzel 2

Rapunzel 3

Merida (Brave)

Half wig/mohawks (marceline, Tavors, etc…)

Jessie (pokemon)

Geisha

Making your own wig from scratch:

Make your own wig (Yoruichi)

Making your own wig 2  (Shania)

Phoenix wright wig (a not-so-traditional method) (could work well for Yugi Moto)

Wearing:  

Putting on the wig

Always wear a wig cap. It prevents ichyness, and will keep your wig from sliding around. Even if you have short hair, wear it

Pin your wig to your hair/wig cap with bobby pins

If you have long hair, than use this method to pin your hair up. I use it every time, and if I don’t, my wig slides down with wear

wearing a lace front wig

Wig Care:

-Brushing: 

Only brush straight hair with a wide-tooth comb. Brush the tips first, then move up to the top of the wig

Do not use a comb to brush curls, use your fingers gently

If your curly wig has a straight top, or straight bangs, you can use a brush to comb the straight parts. 

-Washing and detangling:

About Washing Synthetic and Human hair

Washing and detangling (works for detangling curls too)

Washing and storing

washing video tutorial

-Detangling (also, see above in washing and detangling):

Detangling with silicone spray

Homemade wig detangler

Detangling a long wig

detangling a curly wig

Detangling and preventing further tangling in a long wig

Detangling video tutorail

De-frizzing a wig

De-frizzing a wig 2

This is a WONDERFUL METHOD to salvage a ruined wig. You can use it on cheap wigs to take out the shininess, or on seriously damaged/tangled wigs. 

This is the same method, only shown with an extremely long wig

-Storing:

I keep my most styled wigs pinned to a few styrofoam mannequin heads, this way all my hard work is not ruined by storage.

You can keep wigs with minimal styling in their original plastic bags. For spiky/teased wigs, I keep them turned inside-out in the bags. This way they don’t flatten.

If you have a huge wig collection and no space to store them (like me), I would advise getting a shoe hanger rack :)

Note: Synthetic Vs. Human hair wigs:

Synthetic hair will hold its original style, even if it gets rained on or dunked in cold water

it is easy to take care of and maintain

It is significantly cheaper than human hair wigs

they come in a variety of colors

it is really difficult to tell the difference

It cannot be styled in the same way as human hair

Human Hair can by easily styled with anything

they can be dyed and bleached

they have to be re-styled much more

they are extremely expensive

available in a limited range of colors

More references:

-my FAQ (mostly for homestuck cosplay help, also a bit of bellydance)

-This is a HUGE glossary of terms and definitions all about wigs. It’s very informative, and I advise looking it over!

-cosplaytutorial: a wonderful master list of many many cosplay tutorials. 

-cosplay.com’s FAQ. 

-Godsavethequeen’s cosplay tutorials

-cosplayresources, a good cosplay help blog

-an SFX makeup masterpost

-a great sewing tutorial site

-my “Where to Buy Wigs For Every Single Homestuck Character“ master list

-homestuckcosplayhelp, a great blog that is my go-to when starting a new homestuck cosplay

 Whew! Glad that’s finally done. It only took me three months…

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Uh idk who is cuter

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beating breath of the wild in under 40 minutes is an incredible feat and also fucking excellent in the context of the game. ganon spends 100 fucking years preparing this onslaught, building energy, getting ready to tear the world apart, and one elf twink wakes up butt-ass naked in a cave and legs it to the castle and kicks ganon’s ass apart in under an hour with a sword he found along the way

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Sans, looking at Papyrus’s station, trying not to be jealous: bro, is that made with

Papyrus: CARDBOARDHYDRATES? YEAH. 

Sans: nice…

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Sans: i convinced the human that you wear your battle body in the shower

Papyrus, ever a step ahead: I CONVINCED THEM I DON’T KNOW WHAT MY HANDS LOOK LIKE BECAUSE I DON’T TAKE OFF MY GLOVES

Sans: *wheeze* 

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Sans: lower the fucking sink

Papyrus: NO

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Sans: *is annoying*

Papyrus: *YEETS Sans onto the couch from across the room*

Sans: wheeee

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Papyrus: *Practices MTT dance routines in front of the hidden cameras*

Alphys: What the fuck?

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Papyrus: I CALL IT THE GAUNTLET OF DEADLY TERROR! :D

Sans: hey bro what the actual fuck my guy

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April Yang